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Heck: Where the Bad Kids Go

Posted by KABA 
Heck: Where the Bad Kids Go
July 27, 2012
In my series of children's books, we bring you Heck: Where the Bad Kids Go.

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WHEN MILTON AND Marlo Fauster die in a marshmallow bear explosion, they get sent straight to Heck, an otherworldly reform school. Milton can understand why his kleptomaniac sister is here, but Milton is—or was—a model citizen. Has a mistake been made? Not according to Bea “Elsa” Bubb, the Principal of Darkness. She doesn’t make mistakes. She personally sees to it that Heck—whether it be home-ec class with Lizzie Borden, ethics with Richard Nixon, or gym with Blackbeard the Pirate—is especially, well, heckish for the Fausters. Will Milton and Marlo find a way to escape? Or are they stuck here for all eternity, or until they turn 18, whichever comes first?

These things just seem to get weirder and weirder.

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Re: Heck: Where the Bad Kids Go
July 27, 2012
It sounds like a cheap kid's version of Dante's Inferno. I am surprised it got such high reviews from parents too.eye rolling smiley

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Re: Heck: Where the Bad Kids Go
July 27, 2012
that's children's book? corny. heh heh heh. sounds harry potterish.

I miss reading R.L. Stine's Goosebumps series.
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Re: Heck: Where the Bad Kids Go
July 27, 2012
I'm somewhat surprised that there aren't any rabid fundies getting angry about the book "mocking the afterlife" or something.
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