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KidlessKim's Book: "I Don't Hate Your Kids, I Hate YOU!" is NOW AVAILABLE for immediate downloadsmiling smiley

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Read excerpts, the table of contents, and the first chapter, "In Line Behind a WIC-Welfare Whore at Kroger" for FREE at kidlesskim.com (instant downloadable PDF format)


NOW AVAILABLE in Kindle Book format with free first chapter downloads and table of contents at
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009QFSOZ8.




Description:
I Don't Hate Your Kids, I Hate YOU! is a comedic collection of rants in full length book format about entitle-minded, child led, and outright bad parenting in a kid-centric world from the perspective of a childfree member of “the village”. Finding the humor in most everything, KidlessKim rants on when she finds herself in a hurry and, “In Line Behind a WIC-Welfare Whore at Kroger”, sick and tired of what she considers exhibitionist behavior by the recent "nurse ins" of public breast feeding zealots in, “The Tit-Nazis-”Breast is Best” Brigade”, rolls her eyes in annoyance when a toddler is allowed to order his own lunch during busy restaurant hours in, “The Attachment Parenting Cult-Where Everything is “Child Led and Natural”, exposes parental negligence in, “Locked in Hot Car Syndrome(and other “accidents”)”, and takes a break to reflect on motherhood in, “The Most Important Job in the World!(a moment of debate)”, among other topics. moo with baybeem




P.S. Mr. T: I pitty tha foolhankyou To the owner of Bratfree for giving me permission to pimp my book on here! A big thanks to everyone for all of their encouragement on these pages and "behind the scenes"! I'd especially like to rub the udders of everyone who coughed up the $5.99 to read my words of wisdom, as long as they don't leak!drinking coffee

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
AWESOME!!! A huge congrats - this is going to be a great read. I always enjoy your stories and posts and I'm looking forward to getting your book!
WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!

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I'm looking forward to it. Awesome job, KK.
Re: COMING SOON! KidlessKim's Book: "I Don't Hate Your Kids, I Hate YOU!" smiling smiley
October 06, 2012
Wow, that was unexpected! Congrats KK! That is so cool! :yr
Grats! WOOOOOOOT!


Oh and congratulations!
That's awesome, Kim! I like the welfare famblee art too!

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"[GFG's pregnancy is] kind of like at the stables where that one dumb, ugly-ass mare broke out of her corral one day and got herself screwed by the equally fugly colt that was due to be gelded the same afternoon."- Shiny
Yayyy! Congratulations Kim!! I love your rants, they are epic! :beer
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This is so exciting! Congrats, Kim. thumbs upup
Re: COMING SOON! KidlessKim's Book: "I Don't Hate Your Kids, I Hate YOU!" smiling smiley
October 06, 2012
Congrats Kim! :yr

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I miss my little feather baby.
Congratulations, kidlesskim! :yr

I love that you have an authors' corner in your site! There may be a book coming your site's way for publication next year. With a pen name, of course. Breeders are scurry grinning smiley
This is absolutely awesome.

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So.. We know that food and water are running out, with overpopulation and all... Yet people keep on poppin' out those babies! I guess they want to have their baby and eat it too...

My top reason is that parenting gives you a free license to be selfish based purely on the fact that you're being selfish for an emanation of your own self. The illusion that what you do to benefit your children benefits them solely is a fallacy. Every parent benefits from the benefits that their children receive. Henceforth, it gives one a license to perpetuate a dog-eat-dog mentality that I perceive to be amoral. Parents say that their children are their greatest loves, what they forget to add is that they are their ONLY loves and only because their children are a reflection of themselves. I prefer to be able to love multiple people and have lasting relationships of many types and possess the essential core value of empathy for all than to restrict myself to an echo chamber of ego-masturbation and self-serving chicanery.

In short: Not parenting makes you a better person.
Re: COMING SOON! KidlessKim's Book: "I Don't Hate Your Kids, I Hate YOU!" smiling smiley
October 07, 2012
Good luck with your new book!
My Nook is drooling.

That sounds dirty, lol!

It's your hell; you rot in it!
i don't see an option to pay with WIC on your site
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Can't wait!
Congrats, Kim! I don't post much, but I always look forward to yours.

I will definitely be downloading a copy this week. My Kindle Fire will be very happy. :jump
my WIC card still isn't working, what's up with that? bowing
Congratulations :jump
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" ... what's one more once you've already got two shedding on the couch?"
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"In addition to the E-Book"

Will there be a printed version?



Eventually I'd like to have a hard cover printed version, but that's too costly a venture for a first time self publisher. Oh, sorry to all of you whose WIC-Welfare card isn't currently accepted as a means to make a purchase on my site. I am working with fast food places, casinos, convenience stores, and other establishments that accept them to see how they were able to get WIC-Welfare to scan at their places of businesses! It just isn't right you shouldn't be able to use a Welfare EBT card to buy necessities like my book!angrily flogging with a whipdrinking coffee

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
Re: COMING SOON! KidlessKim's Book: "I Don't Hate Your Kids, I Hate YOU!" smiling smiley
October 07, 2012
It looks really interesting, Kim.

As for publishing in a hard cover, you could try a print-on-demand service like Lulu. There's no up-front cost to the author.
Congrats! Chalk up another who is greatly interested in reading all of the stories you've amassed over the years. :yr
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Congrats! Chalk up another who is greatly interested in reading all of the stories you've amassed over the years. :yr


Mr. T: I pitty tha foolhankyou


Originally, it had 40 plus chapters and I chopped it down to 14. I wanted to save a few stories for "part two".drinking coffee The fun thing about penning a book like this is there's always room for more chapters! All anyone has to do is read the news and breeders create new material on a daily basis for our fodder!

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
Re: COMING SOON! KidlessKim's Book: "I Don't Hate Your Kids, I Hate YOU!" smiling smiley
October 07, 2012
YOU ROCK!

do you do international shipments? I want one too!

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“I was talking about children that have not been properly house-trained. Left to their own impulses and indulged by doting or careless parents almost all children are yahoos. Loud, selfish, cruel, unaffectionate, jealous, perpetually striving for attention, empty-headed, for ever prating or if words fail them simply bawling, their voices grown huge from daily practice: the very worst company in the world. But what I dislike even more than the natural child is the affected child, the hulking oaf of seven or eight that skips heavily about with her hands dangling in front of her -- a little squirrel or bunny-rabbit -- and prattling away in a baby's voice.”


― Patrick O'Brian, The Truelove


lib'-er-ty: the freedom given to you to make the wrong decision, based on the reasoned belief that you will normally make the right one.
Wow! Very impressive! Congratulations thumbs upwink
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