I have mentioned my breeder neighbors before. The ones that get scared off by salsa music I start blasting when their bratty kids start screaming outside. What they did this time was so outrageous and ballsy, I felt it needed it's own thread.
Due to some past incidents, we do not talk to these people at all. The last time was about 3 years ago, when my mother was cursing them out for the duh parking up her ass and ruining her bumper. So now we all ignore each other. To get an idea of how we live, they are right next to us.
A couple of months ago, my mother bought the two-family house next to theirs as a rental property. One apartment has three bedrooms, so it was expected that there may be kids moving in. Fine. We had many people coming and going, and every time a Hispanic or black family showed up, my racist breeder neighbors would be on the porch giving us dirty looks.
One day, I came home and found an anonymous note in the mailbox. It said, "I heard from someone on this block that you are renting a three-bedroom apartment. Please call me."
My mother called this anonymous person and it turned out to be a SAHMoo of three kids, ages 2, 5, 9. One requirement my mom has is that BOTH parents would be working, in case one person loses their job. She didn't say this of course, but blew off the moo and threw out her number. My mother also asked the moo how she found out about the apartment and the woman would kept hemming and hawing...she wouldn't tell her.
I looked at my surveillance camera at the time she dropped the note in my mailbox, and saw the moo was a good friend of my racist breeder neighbors. One of the people who has the noisy children that inspire me to play my loud music. How fucking stupid of her not to see the camera.
Not only my neighbors tried to actually control who is moving into the apartment, but they tried to send me a lazy SAHMoo with ill-behaved kids that was FRIEND of theirs.
There is a happy ending to this story. The apartment ended up going to two educated professors in their late 30s, with NO KIDS, which is why my mother chose them. They don't seem like the type that are going to have any either, but who knows. It's still better than getting someone that already has them. Oh, and the woman of the couple is Hispanic. They are not moving in until July 1st, and I'm sure my neighbors will clutch their pearls over that one. They NEVER do this, but they have been sitting on the porch the past two weekends, facing that direction, hoping to get a glimpse of who is moving in, because they don't know when they are coming. I hope they take their racist asses and bratty kids and move away.