Re: I my non-childproof home... June 21, 2013 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 1,603 |
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kidlesskim
The only thing I recall being "child proofed" in our home when I was growing up was my mother put those plastic plug in caps over electrical outlets and that was only after one of my sisters had stuck a knife into one and blew out a circuit breaker. We were taught to respect their things so we didn't plunder through their bedroom where medications, guns, and who knows what all else was stored. It never occurred to us to swill back Clorax, hang ourselves on curtain cords, play hide-n-seek inside of appliances, lock ourselves in trunks, go swimming in back yard pools without permission, take naps behind the wheels of parked cars, stick our hands and feet under lawn mowers at any time especially while they were running, make chew toys out of dryer sheets or other similar cleaning items, wrap ourselves in dry cleaning plastic, stick BB's up our noses or foreign objects up our asses, dine on tooth paste or mouthwash, or play darts using razor sharp steak knives.
Re: I my non-childproof home... June 21, 2013 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 691 |
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mistress rotwang
@ zzelda, so fucking true. Are you like my twin or something because I do the same damn things when I clean. Wonder if it is a female engineer thing because I have never met a female engineer who is tidy/ can deal with cleaning.
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fade_to_pale
You, madam, are a public health threat. Next, you'll be telling us that you eat peanut butter sandwiches, and have the nerve to exhale in public, afterward.Quote
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I have a can of peanuts on the bottom shelf of the cupboard. And a jar of Peanut butter too!
(The ones mongling about, wearing crash helmets, with nary a skateboard, rollerskate, or bicycle are the ones to target - I've gotten three this week).
Thanks to whomever coined the verb "mongling." It and "pregnoid" are my two newest favorite words.
Re: I my non-childproof home... June 22, 2013 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 1,651 |
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You, madam, are a public health threat. Next, you'll be telling us that you eat peanut butter sandwiches, and have the nerve to exhale in public, afterward.Quote
mumofsixbirds
I have a can of peanuts on the bottom shelf of the cupboard. And a jar of Peanut butter too!
(The ones mongling about, wearing crash helmets, with nary a skateboard, rollerskate, or bicycle are the ones to target - I've gotten three this week).
Thanks to whomever coined the verb "mongling." It and "pregnoid" are my two newest favorite words.
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The best thing about my kiddie-deathtrap home is that it helps me to enforce my "no kids allowed" policy- I tell my sister in law that the niece/nephew can't come over EVER because my Ikea shit is not nailed into the wall and they might pull it down onto themselves (this once happened at her place although there were no Darwin outcomes that day).
Re: I my non-childproof home... July 01, 2013 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 1,603 |
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Today one of my coworkers was asking around about steam cleaners for carpeting. Apparently he had his kid and another kid over this weekend and they trashed his living room. Some of it was done with markers, also from kids getting sick. I was in my office and just heard him talking about it, so I didn't say anything but in my head, I was thinking about how relieved I was to not have to deal with that in my house.
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Re: I my non-childproof home... July 01, 2013 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 1,603 |
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Today one of my coworkers was asking around about steam cleaners for carpeting. Apparently he had his kid and another kid over this weekend and they trashed his living room. Some of it was done with markers, also from kids getting sick. I was in my office and just heard him talking about it, so I didn't say anything but in my head, I was thinking about how relieved I was to not have to deal with that in my house.
JD
One of the things I've always wondered about - just *how clean* are those 'rental' carpet cleaners at stores? I'm sure most people don't really clean them out after using them. Imagine the residual puke and piss and shit and ~
Ewwwwww!
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Zzelda
One of the things I've always wondered about - just *how clean* are those 'rental' carpet cleaners at stores? I'm sure most people don't really clean them out after using them. Imagine the residual puke and piss and shit and ~
Ewwwwww!
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mistress rotwang
All that I know is that any house of mine will have only hardwood floors because I fucking hate rugs! Rugs have to be the most disgusting invention ever.
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Re: I my non-childproof home... July 02, 2013 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 866 |
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kidlesskim
The only thing I recall being "child proofed" in our home when I was growing up was my mother put those plastic plug in caps over electrical outlets and that was only after one of my sisters had stuck a knife into one and blew out a circuit breaker. We were taught to respect their things so we didn't plunder through their bedroom where medications, guns, and who knows what all else was stored. It never occurred to us to swill back Clorax, hang ourselves on curtain cords, play hide-n-seek inside of appliances, lock ourselves in trunks, go swimming in back yard pools without permission, take naps behind the wheels of parked cars, stick our hands and feet under lawn mowers at any time especially while they were running, make chew toys out of dryer sheets or other similar cleaning items, wrap ourselves in dry cleaning plastic, stick BB's up our noses or foreign objects up our asses, dine on tooth paste or mouthwash, or play darts using razor sharp steak knives.
Re: I my non-childproof home... July 02, 2013 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 1,603 |
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cosmictraveler
My parents didn't "childproof" our home either, aside from kitchen knives being kept in a drawer (which if we'd wanted to, we could technically get to them, just didn't have the desire to because we weren't violent or stupid), the caps in the outlets, and putting medication on top of the fridge where it would be too hard for us to reach it. My mom could still keep her nice knick knacks on display and we knew if we broke anything, we'd be in trouble. If I remember correctly, all the cleaning products were left under the kitchen and bathroom sinks, but we never poisoned ourselves. I guess we were smart enough not to drink chemicals, suffocate ourselves with plastic bags, or impale ourselves with sharp objects. We would have been considered little geniuses by today's standards, I suppose.
That being said, the "my home isn't childproof" is my ready and handy excuse not to have any kyds at my house. I currently don't have any close friend with kyds or any relatives with kyds who'd want to hang out with me anyway, so it's a non-issue at the moment. Yay!
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mistress rotwang
All that I know is that any house of mine will have only hardwood floors because I fucking hate rugs! Rugs have to be the most disgusting invention ever.
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JohnDrake
Our kitchen knives were in a knife block on the counter right out in the open. Today my kitchen knives are actually in a drawer, mainly because our kitchen is small and we don't have much counter space. Like you, we never cut, poisoned, or electrocuted ourselves. I just don't understand it.
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