First encounter with shitty parents at work. July 18, 2014 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 2,430 |
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Re: First encounter with shitty parents at work. July 18, 2014 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 2,430 |
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craftyzits
No one asked to be seated elsewhere?
Re: First encounter with shitty parents at work. July 19, 2014 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 935 |
Re: First encounter with shitty parents at work. July 19, 2014 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 2,430 |
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night owl
That's so disgusting that the other patrons just sat there and allowed those fucking brats to climb all over their booths. Nobody yelled at the kyds and nobody called out loudly for a manager. WTF.
Re: First encounter with shitty parents at work. July 20, 2014 | Registered: 15 years ago Posts: 12,447 |
Re: First encounter with shitty parents at work. July 20, 2014 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 2,430 |
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kidlesskim
A slow day at the restaurant is an opportune time for you to try out a little diddy I did once when I was a manager of a famblee dining place many years ago. Hide around the corner of a booth where you are unlikely to be seen by anyone, but it has to be in the path of the brats OR you can peek around the edge and coax them over there if necessary. Then, crouch down on all fours, flipping your hair in your face, and as soon as the little fucker rounds the corner then pounce out at it, growl, and use your hand at them like claws. Then, get up and brush yourself off, start walking the floor again, and giggle your ass off to yourself as the brat nestles up to it's Moo the rest of the time. Believe me, he won't leave her side. Then, just for added fun, every time you pass by the table and are sure no one else is looking, bare your teeth at it as you walk by.:bawl
I got this idea off of the Mel Brooks movie, "High Anxiety". If anyone remembers it's the scene where Harvey Korman is playing the psychiatrist and behind the back of the real psychiatrist, is making Werewolf gestures using plastic fangs and otherwise causing the patient to freak out and appear crazy, as he continues on as if everything was normal. I actually still do the "Werewolf" thing to wailing kids at the grocery store. It shuts them right up because they're both horrified and preoccupied with something other than wailing
Re: First encounter with shitty parents at work. July 20, 2014 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 1,469 |
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kidlesskim
A slow day at the restaurant is an opportune time for you to try out a little diddy I did once when I was a manager of a famblee dining place many years ago. Hide around the corner of a booth where you are unlikely to be seen by anyone, but it has to be in the path of the brats OR you can peek around the edge and coax them over there if necessary. Then, crouch down on all fours, flipping your hair in your face, and as soon as the little fucker rounds the corner then pounce out at it, growl, and use your hand at them like claws. Then, get up and brush yourself off, start walking the floor again, and giggle your ass off to yourself as the brat nestles up to it's Moo the rest of the time. Believe me, he won't leave her side. Then, just for added fun, every time you pass by the table and are sure no one else is looking, bare your teeth at it as you walk by.:bawl
I got this idea off of the Mel Brooks movie, "High Anxiety". If anyone remembers it's the scene where Harvey Korman is playing the psychiatrist and behind the back of the real psychiatrist, is making Werewolf gestures using plastic fangs and otherwise causing the patient to freak out and appear crazy, as he continues on as if everything was normal. I actually still do the "Werewolf" thing to wailing kids at the grocery store. It shuts them right up because they're both horrified and preoccupied with something other than wailing
That pretty hilarious! I might want to try that, but I need to work on my stealth first. Apparently, I was just spoiled when I was bitching about the experience above. A friend of mine who is a server just told me the most infuriating story imaginable. A woman brought what appeared to be a six week old baby (like shat fresh from the vagina, probably still had some shit on it) to our establishment. It proceeded to start throwing up and instead of, you know, doing the parent thing and trying to either catch/clean it up... She leaned the baby over our CARPET and let it vomit all over the floor.
And you know what happened next?
Guess! GUESS!
She did not do a damn fucking thing and just kept staring at it and then looking at my friend like "this is YOUR problem". He was like.. "I would have loved to quit right there". Can't say I don't fucking blame him.
1.) that poor baby, why do you have it out and about when it is so ridiculously young?
2.) that woman is a cuntbag of the highest order, and I hope that she gets a staph infection or leprousy for being such a total asshole to both baby and server friend. Fuck. You. You. Bitch.