Your wedding should be all about me. Because I am BREASTFEEDING February 02, 2017 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 1,104 |
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cfinboston
That kid is old enough to eat solid food.
This is nothing but attention whoring.
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stillwaters
Wow, this woman is into herself.
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mumofsixbirds
This is why I hate beastfeeders. No respect for anyone, except themselves and their right to beastfeed wherever, whenever they want. Who the fuck really cares that they can do what every other mammal on the planet can do?
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stillwaters
Wow, this woman is into herself.
Unfortunately for her, Father Time is relentless, undeterred, and undefeated. The day will come in the near future when beefing is no longer an option for her. When her kid(s) are grown. When her identity as a "young mother" is fading away... and eventually gone.
What then?
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Re: Your wedding should be all about me. Because I am BREASTFEEDING February 04, 2017 | Registered: 19 years ago Posts: 9,204 |
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Clueless Milkin' Moo
1. We had to eat our rehearsal dinner in the courtyard, half an hour after the servers cleared 70 other guests’ dessert plates. You bet the meal was cold. Exiled in the dark, we could hardly see what we were eating. But thank you for making sure it was vegan, just like my breast milk.
2. MaiTai interrupted the few speeches for which we were present with irritated crying because he failed to understand why I couldn’t just quietly nurse him right there. I explained that Bride and Groom said “NO breastfeeding,” and he replied “YES nanoo!” (That’s our word for breast milk… cute, right?)
3. We missed all the other speeches including TDD’s Best Man speech. I was greatly looking forward to his speech. I heard it was beautiful and I hope it touched you somewhere in your heart.
4. I missed your entire ceremony. MaiTai started feeling antsy just before you walked down the aisle and he asked to “nanoo.” I knew if I nursed him for approximately 90 seconds that he’d regain his focus and be able to sustain the remainder of the pew-sitting time. But because I was still thinking my observation of your wishes might be a good thing, I curled him over my hip and we relocated outside. It was hot. Too hot. He started screaming because it was so hot. A lengthy negotiation process ensued to convince him to either breastfeed in the melting humidity or walk, inconsolable and confused, to the reception venue. The latter option won out and I ended up semi-dragging an overtired, dehydrated toddler to the reception venue to gleefully await the other guests’ arrival half an hour later. I could’ve simply nursed him for a minute and a half in the church and avoided this whole paragraph from becoming a reality.
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cfinboston
I read it but it was incredibly tedious. The point was she accomodated their wishes that she not breastfeed but wrote an insanely long letter to the bridal couple on her blog detailing how terrible they made her feel, how she missed the ceremony and the best man's toast and had to eat her meal outside in the dark. She obviously made a point of ruining the weekend for herself just to prove a point and make the couple feel bad for asking her to not breastfeed a 2 1/2 year old kid at their wedding.
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cflucy
SHE IS STILL BEEFING A FOUR YEAR OLD? WHAT THE FUCK? And what's all this bullshit about the 'designated dad', is there more than one or something (wouldn't surprise me)? And what kind of stupid tard name is MaiTai? I swear that kid'll start randomly grabbing breasts when he's older and it'll be dismissed as him being creative or indigo or 'autistic'
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