Great, another minion for the ranks of scientology. Maybe that means one already existing artist will be spared. (Beck USED to be clever, then he discovered scientology...nuff said)
My answers to your questions.
1. No I am not shocked. Tom and Katie are a match made in publicist hell. "I'm not gay" + "I'm a spinless twit"...perfect.
2. Announcement of preggo status pre-nuptuals. Kind of shocking, I didn't think Katie was such a slut, but I'm sure there's some wacko scientologist rule about birth control.
3.No, they won't be changing diapers. They are CELEBRETIES, and thusly incapable of performing normal human duties without assistance, because they are better and more important than the rest of us, and everything they do is SPECIAL. Frankly, I'm waiting for the tell-all book by the person who actually guided Tom's penis into Katie's vagina, because I have a hard time believing that either has the intelligence to figure out that simple biological function on their own. If indeed that happened. I'm assuming though it was some sort of scientologist ritual involving a turkey baster and tin foil hats. The reason it's news is just that...they've some how managed to do something nearly EVERY SINGLE MAMMAL does EVERY FREAKING DAY (okay, not everyone is doing it every day, but you know what I mean), screw and make a mouth to feed. I can hardly wait for the worthless, air waster to spoot out of her as I'm sure it will be a great contribution to society...just like all chidren who are raised by nannies, maids and chauffers are.
I hate celebrity whoreship.