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Re: Crazy things your parents told you September 22, 2012 |
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kidless kim
1)If you shave your legs above the knee, you'll be sorry because the hair will grow back black and thick
OMG, my mom told me that, too! To this day I only shave below the knee, but that's because I don't have much hair to begin with. I don't wear shorts, either, so what's the point?
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Re: Crazy things your parents told you September 23, 2012 |
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-Don't use bubble bath because you'll get a crotch infection...
-If you get on a bus (like a Greyhound) to go anywhere, every single criminal, murderer and rapist within a 100 mile radius will be on the same bus and they will single ME out and murder me in order to steal my luggage and sell it for drug money. (Thankfully she has outgrown this and I've traveled by bus several times in the last few years)
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Re: Crazy things your parents told you September 27, 2012 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 8,402 |
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Zzelda
I actually had to use an old time 'tip' this am. - toilet tank filling - and kept running. Jiggle the handle ~
(yes, it worked. hangs head in shame.)
If you pay for water, you probably want to have that checked out.
When we bought our current house, one of the toilets kept doing that. It also had a constant trickle of water going into the bowl. Thinking "meh, that's just a trickle. I'll put it on the punch list (we were doing a lot of remodel work)" we let it slide. A week or so later ::: open water bill::: "GASP! Shiiiit! $95!" (Our 60 day bill was usually 25-30).
We called the water company, thinking there was a major leak somewhere. This is kind of hilarious ---- they brought out a laptop and showed us a graph of water usage. It's a flat line when no water is running, spiking every time you flush or take a shower, even showing the time. I popped Dh when he remarked, in front of the water guy, "damn, how many times a night do you get up and go pee?" But there was also a line showing a constant use of water, over a couple of weeks. It was that damned toilet.
Dh headed right out to Lowes to get all new parts for the toilet.
Re: Crazy things your parents told you September 27, 2012 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 8,402 |
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-Don't use bubble bath because you'll get a crotch infection...
-If you get on a bus (like a Greyhound) to go anywhere, every single criminal, murderer and rapist within a 100 mile radius will be on the same bus and they will single ME out and murder me in order to steal my luggage and sell it for drug money. (Thankfully she has outgrown this and I've traveled by bus several times in the last few years)
I've heard about the bubble bath, and the Greyhound thing. I've ridden on a Greyhound twice for long distances. 23 hours one way, and 74 hours back. There was only one place where "criminals" got on the GH, and it was in Colorado because we were close to some prison. The crazy part? I had maybe $10 to my name, and one of the "criminals" actually went ahead and bought me a nice big bag of fast food to last me for the rest of my trip. So much for being singled out, raped and murdered and having my luggage stolen and sold for drug money haha! z
There was one guy though- I don't know if he was high on weed or what, but he kept harassing me and trying to get me to snort a Zanex, smoke a blunt, and tried to "cuddle up" next to me on top of my bag. Some other guy(he was about a year older than me) came to my "rescue", told the dude he was in his seat, thanked me for saving a spot for him and sat down. The pothead left me alone, and I'm still buddies with the "rescuer". This was 4 years ago. smile
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Cambion
Another I remember.... there's a door in the basement in my grandma's house that doesn't lead outside. Grandma always told me never to go in there because there's a bottomless pit in there.
I still have no idea what the hell's in that room, but if I had to guess, I'd say it's a wine cellar. I was never brave enough to look - I didn't believe the bottomless abyss shit, but I was worried about spiders and webs hitting me in the face.
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cfbitchfromla
I forgot about another one my mom used to use. Where in the flying fuck it ever came from I don't know, but she used to tell me that women should never take a bath during their period because they might bleed to death. She still won't take a bath and will only use a shower. :eyebrows
lenona
Re: Crazy things your parents told you October 01, 2012 |
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cfbitchfromla
I forgot about another one my mom used to use. Where in the flying fuck it ever came from I don't know, but she used to tell me that women should never take a bath during their period because they might bleed to death. She still won't take a bath and will only use a shower. :eyebrows
LOL!! My mom told me the opposite, that when you take a bath or shower (or go swimming) during your period, your flow stops while you are in the water. If only!
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drake
My Dad told me to never take a shower when it's storming or I would die by electrocution.
Mom said not to read without at least two lights on or my sight would start to fail.
Re: Crazy things your parents told you October 03, 2012 | Registered: 15 years ago Posts: 6,607 |
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drake
My Dad told me to never take a shower when it's storming or I would die by electrocution.
Mom said not to read without at least two lights on or my sight would start to fail.
To be honest, if I try to read in dim light, I get a headache.
My wife believes the one about taking a shower in an electrical storm though.
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Don't take a bath or shower during a storm. Yes, you can get shocked if you are near pipes or faucets during an electrical storm, so experts recommend that you avoid taking baths or showers when lightning is striking nearby.
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Got one more, and this one is kind of TMI, so I whited it out for those who don't want to see it.
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juklinwaro
If you lift weights, you will develop testicles. Don't pick your zits or you'll get cancer. Don't eat ice cream standing up (never explained why). Don't kiss the cat on the lips or you'll grow whiskers. Never go out at night on your period.