Happy Smothering 5th
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Happy Smothering 5th July 05, 2011 |
It kind of felt like it was about that time for another compilation of recent Moothering.commode insanity. It's been a while...let's see what our comedy relief has in store for us today.
r Brat hits other kid in the head with a ball and Moo forces her to apologize. Brat refuses. Becomes screaming match and Moo whacks the kid. GD Moos say that punishing a kid for wrongdoing makes them more likely to lie to get out of it while gently disciplining them (a.k.a. "discussing" it with them) will result in the kid telling the truth. Yeah, okay.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1318239/dd-refused-to-apologize
Moo-tard has an attachment-parented, gently-disciplined home-skooled she-brat that is a six-year-old rotten, loud, mean little bitch. She wonders why.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1315319/i-feel-like-our-6-yo-is-running-the-family
Joint custody arrangement involves a Moo who is GD and a Duh who spanks. When the GD kids go see Duh, they (kid's about 5 years old) tells Duhddy that hitting people is wrong. Oh, and Duh sounds like a real winner...threw things when angry and threatened to rape her if she tried to leave, not to mention emotional abuse to keep her in line. If he wallops the kids for misbehaving, good...but what happens when he decides to start molesting them? Why's she letting them go there?
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1318843/we-re-not-into-hitting-but-the-ex-is
:baybie1 Moo just shat her eleventh loaf. Someone rip out this bitch's uterus now. Warning: water-birfin' photos, one of which has the afterbirth floating around in it. And what the fuck kind of a name is "Esca" anyway? Sounds like a name for an organ lining.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1317157/esca-eirnin-our-8th-uc
Broke-ass Moo and Duh can't afford insurance or hospital care, so are opting for a home birth. Pissed that midwives have the gall to ask $4000 to catch the loaf and says that humanity is in a wretched position because these people dare charge money to deliver loaves. Good logic - "We're piss poor, honey - let's have us a baby!" Some Moos are also saying a FULL hospital birth - complete with medication, epidural, C-section and all that shit can easily extend into five or even six-figure amounts.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1319234/homebirth-why-is-it-almost-the-same-cost-as-a-hospital
Friend of home-birfin' Moo shits her loaf at home. It dies shortly afterward due to brain damage sustained during a complicated birth. Someone tell me why this woman is not being charged with something since her neglect killed her loaf.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1261518/friend-s-baby-died-attempted-homebirth-then-transfer-need-some-encouragement
:gross Moo needs snappy comebacks for people who tell her what a sick pedo-pig she is for boob-feeding her toadler. Suggested reply is that other mammals wean when their young reach sexual maturity, so I guess when Junior gets a period or a boner, it will be time to wean. Kid is old enough to ask for the tit. Another comeback offered is, "When he can ask for carrots, should I stop giving him carrots too?"
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1306006/what-do-you-say-to-the-anti-clw-folks
:gross Moo still tit-feeds her almost five-year-old (but not in public, which is a start). Her husband likes to tell everyone this, and then Moo wonders why she loses so many friends. Well yeah, no one wants to be friends with a pedo.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1297440/lost-yet-another-friend-due-to-extended-nursing
:crz Moo admits her mistake (now aged 22) is a sociopath. Daughter falls on her ass financially and Moo lets the fucker come back after she was kicked out at age 13. Then Moo wonders why her heart is being broken some more and why the daughter continues to steal from her. Of course, the first moron to respond says, "Your daughter is a blessing." Yeah, she sounds like a real peach.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1309115/bi-polar-sociopath-daughter
:bdid Just noticed a whole section on unschooling. Here's a good one: Moo unschools her little bastard and wonders why, at age 8, it cannot read yet. Reading lessons stopped because Junior didn't like them. Someone suggests "Scribblenauts" in place of lessons - yeah, just what he needs. A fucking video game. The kid's already dumber than a five-year-old with his illiteracy.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1284958/almost-8-year-old-not-reading
2 Loaf dies due to some kind of sickness and Moo is looking to blame it on vaccinations not being delayed enough. Sorry it happened, but I doubt the dTAP was responsible. Apparently, there is a thing called SUDC too - the toddler equivalent of SIDS. I wonder when this will catch on as a form of retroactive abortiton.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1213457/i-am-lost-updated
Trains! They're not just for killing teenyboppers! These relatives of a Smothering Moo managed to go down an embankment, roll her SMooV onto some railroad tracks and proceed to get hit. Dead people included a 45-year-old, two 19-year-olds and a 14-year-old. Of course, the loaf of one of the 19-year-olds lived and I'm shocked this was not played up more than it was.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1319479/lost-3-nieces-and-sil-in-crash-does-it-get-better
http://www.wane.com/dpp/news/car-hit-by-train-multiple-fatalities
:headbrick Moo doesn't like that her husband isn't hysterical over the loss of her five-week pregnancy...I mean "baby"...like she is. People are suggesting having a funerary ceremony for the lost clump too. Great - encourage the insanity.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1319927/my-miscarriage-and-my-marriage
Hmm, slim pickings today. But hey, the annual Death of a Smothering Moo has already occurred (well, it did in April) with a suicide, so looks like things are progressing there as normal.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1307791/good-friend-and-mdc-mom-of-2-took-her-own-life-how-do-i-get-through
r Brat hits other kid in the head with a ball and Moo forces her to apologize. Brat refuses. Becomes screaming match and Moo whacks the kid. GD Moos say that punishing a kid for wrongdoing makes them more likely to lie to get out of it while gently disciplining them (a.k.a. "discussing" it with them) will result in the kid telling the truth. Yeah, okay.http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1318239/dd-refused-to-apologize
Moo-tard has an attachment-parented, gently-disciplined home-skooled she-brat that is a six-year-old rotten, loud, mean little bitch. She wonders why.http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1315319/i-feel-like-our-6-yo-is-running-the-family
Joint custody arrangement involves a Moo who is GD and a Duh who spanks. When the GD kids go see Duh, they (kid's about 5 years old) tells Duhddy that hitting people is wrong. Oh, and Duh sounds like a real winner...threw things when angry and threatened to rape her if she tried to leave, not to mention emotional abuse to keep her in line. If he wallops the kids for misbehaving, good...but what happens when he decides to start molesting them? Why's she letting them go there?http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1318843/we-re-not-into-hitting-but-the-ex-is
:baybie1 Moo just shat her eleventh loaf. Someone rip out this bitch's uterus now. Warning: water-birfin' photos, one of which has the afterbirth floating around in it. And what the fuck kind of a name is "Esca" anyway? Sounds like a name for an organ lining.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1317157/esca-eirnin-our-8th-uc
Broke-ass Moo and Duh can't afford insurance or hospital care, so are opting for a home birth. Pissed that midwives have the gall to ask $4000 to catch the loaf and says that humanity is in a wretched position because these people dare charge money to deliver loaves. Good logic - "We're piss poor, honey - let's have us a baby!" Some Moos are also saying a FULL hospital birth - complete with medication, epidural, C-section and all that shit can easily extend into five or even six-figure amounts.http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1319234/homebirth-why-is-it-almost-the-same-cost-as-a-hospital
Friend of home-birfin' Moo shits her loaf at home. It dies shortly afterward due to brain damage sustained during a complicated birth. Someone tell me why this woman is not being charged with something since her neglect killed her loaf.http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1261518/friend-s-baby-died-attempted-homebirth-then-transfer-need-some-encouragement
:gross Moo needs snappy comebacks for people who tell her what a sick pedo-pig she is for boob-feeding her toadler. Suggested reply is that other mammals wean when their young reach sexual maturity, so I guess when Junior gets a period or a boner, it will be time to wean. Kid is old enough to ask for the tit. Another comeback offered is, "When he can ask for carrots, should I stop giving him carrots too?"
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1306006/what-do-you-say-to-the-anti-clw-folks
:gross Moo still tit-feeds her almost five-year-old (but not in public, which is a start). Her husband likes to tell everyone this, and then Moo wonders why she loses so many friends. Well yeah, no one wants to be friends with a pedo.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1297440/lost-yet-another-friend-due-to-extended-nursing
:crz Moo admits her mistake (now aged 22) is a sociopath. Daughter falls on her ass financially and Moo lets the fucker come back after she was kicked out at age 13. Then Moo wonders why her heart is being broken some more and why the daughter continues to steal from her. Of course, the first moron to respond says, "Your daughter is a blessing." Yeah, she sounds like a real peach.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1309115/bi-polar-sociopath-daughter
:bdid Just noticed a whole section on unschooling. Here's a good one: Moo unschools her little bastard and wonders why, at age 8, it cannot read yet. Reading lessons stopped because Junior didn't like them. Someone suggests "Scribblenauts" in place of lessons - yeah, just what he needs. A fucking video game. The kid's already dumber than a five-year-old with his illiteracy.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1284958/almost-8-year-old-not-reading
2 Loaf dies due to some kind of sickness and Moo is looking to blame it on vaccinations not being delayed enough. Sorry it happened, but I doubt the dTAP was responsible. Apparently, there is a thing called SUDC too - the toddler equivalent of SIDS. I wonder when this will catch on as a form of retroactive abortiton.http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1213457/i-am-lost-updated
Trains! They're not just for killing teenyboppers! These relatives of a Smothering Moo managed to go down an embankment, roll her SMooV onto some railroad tracks and proceed to get hit. Dead people included a 45-year-old, two 19-year-olds and a 14-year-old. Of course, the loaf of one of the 19-year-olds lived and I'm shocked this was not played up more than it was.http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1319479/lost-3-nieces-and-sil-in-crash-does-it-get-better
http://www.wane.com/dpp/news/car-hit-by-train-multiple-fatalities
:headbrick Moo doesn't like that her husband isn't hysterical over the loss of her five-week pregnancy...I mean "baby"...like she is. People are suggesting having a funerary ceremony for the lost clump too. Great - encourage the insanity.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1319927/my-miscarriage-and-my-marriage
Hmm, slim pickings today. But hey, the annual Death of a Smothering Moo has already occurred (well, it did in April) with a suicide, so looks like things are progressing there as normal.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1307791/good-friend-and-mdc-mom-of-2-took-her-own-life-how-do-i-get-through
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Re: Happy Smothering 5th July 05, 2011 |
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Move to California? We nurse our babies topless on the street here! We squirt breastmilk into coffee cups at Starbucks (saw a mom doing this recently, loved her)!
Ummm...
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Move to California? We nurse our babies topless on the street here! We squirt breastmilk into coffee cups at Starbucks (saw a mom doing this recently, loved her)!
Ummm...
OMFG!
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Re: Happy Smothering 5th July 05, 2011 |
Hehe, I guess I thought there wasn't loads to find there this time since I usually find at least one moron's story that really makes me go, "OMGWTF?!" and none of these really did that for me.
And yeah, these are just the ones that stood out to me personally and/or had a lot of replies - there are many more in every single area, from "intactavism" to co-sleeping. I wonder how long it'll be before a Smothering troll finds their way here to tell us how mean and heartless we all are this time.
I found a couple others today that are interesting
:dindin Now here's a real fun one. Moo adopts Ethiopian kid who was overfed at the orphanage. Now the kid is almost two and is obsessed with food and is constantly eating and crying for more. Moo will likely placate the child with food and she will become morbidly obese. Even if the kid comes from a starving country, shoveling food into her face 24/7 will only make her grow to learn that she HAS to eat every moment of every day.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1255805/adoption-related-still-food-obsessed
:eyebrows Don't know if this teen is actually ill or just a drama queen. Her Moo (who calls herself "Super Mom") says she figured her daughter's bulimia was just a habit she'd grow out of and doesn't recognize that this girl seems to be bipolar (leaping from depressed and suicidal to hyper and crazy).
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1319936/is-it-normal
Eleven-year-old she-pig still wets the bed. Forcing her to do her own laundry does not deter her. She won't wear pull-ups either (which is good). Physically the kid is fine, so it's speculated the kid is just lazy or she's being a brat and fighting for control. I'd be hanging her bedsheets and clothes outside with piss stains and a big sign that says, "11-year-old (girl's name) still pees in her bed!" The other Moos try to say humiliation wouldn't work, but I think it will.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1318059/eleven-year-old-girl-still-bedwetting
(Warning: animal cruelty) Five-year-old bastard disturbs a nest of baby bunnies, takes two of them out and slams them against the ground. Moo needs ideas for "natural consequences." Other Moos suggest he doesn't know how to be gentle with animals yet and just wants to play...noooo, sounds to me like he realizes these animals are helpless and he can hurt them without needing to defend himself. Fucking sociopath. I hope he gets bitten by a rabid bat.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1317238/almost-5yo-and-disturbing-cruelty-to-animals-incident-trying-to-figure-out-natural-consequences
eyes2 Ass-sittin' Moo thinks her husband "gets off scot-free" as far as kyd care because he works 10 hours a day five days a week. Moo hates her life (oh, but she loves her kids. Gotta make sure she adds that so no one thinks she's a bad mother). All I can say is STFU, she chose to throw her life down the shitter by having two kids less than two years apart.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1319848/anyone-else-hate-being-a-sahm
:mrd Another cow who doesn't like that her husband escapes by going to the gym right after work until after the snookumses are in bed. He has exercise goodies at home, but his brats caused interruptions, so he chooses to go to an actual gym sans pants-shitters. A few other Moos talk about how they bought their husbands exercise equipment to keep them home, but it doesn't work because these Moos fail to realize their husbands want to get away from them and the brats.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1319623/if-your-dh-goes-to-the-gym-after-work
Moo's one-year-old is having open heart surgery and she's worried about how the staff will retract his uncut foreskin for catheterization. Good to know her priorities are in order. Ten bucks says she will examine every millimeter of her kid's junk and then sue the hospital over perceived "damage."
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1320153/intact-son-and-surgery-looming-ahead
Little things that make broke-ass Moos feel rich include buying new underwear, taking photos of an apparently rarely full pantry, and having hot water. These cows are not only poor, they are dirt fucking poor. And of course most of them have multiple brats.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1300183/little-things-that-make-you-feel-rich/80
And yeah, these are just the ones that stood out to me personally and/or had a lot of replies - there are many more in every single area, from "intactavism" to co-sleeping. I wonder how long it'll be before a Smothering troll finds their way here to tell us how mean and heartless we all are this time.
I found a couple others today that are interesting
:dindin Now here's a real fun one. Moo adopts Ethiopian kid who was overfed at the orphanage. Now the kid is almost two and is obsessed with food and is constantly eating and crying for more. Moo will likely placate the child with food and she will become morbidly obese. Even if the kid comes from a starving country, shoveling food into her face 24/7 will only make her grow to learn that she HAS to eat every moment of every day.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1255805/adoption-related-still-food-obsessed
:eyebrows Don't know if this teen is actually ill or just a drama queen. Her Moo (who calls herself "Super Mom") says she figured her daughter's bulimia was just a habit she'd grow out of and doesn't recognize that this girl seems to be bipolar (leaping from depressed and suicidal to hyper and crazy).
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1319936/is-it-normal
Eleven-year-old she-pig still wets the bed. Forcing her to do her own laundry does not deter her. She won't wear pull-ups either (which is good). Physically the kid is fine, so it's speculated the kid is just lazy or she's being a brat and fighting for control. I'd be hanging her bedsheets and clothes outside with piss stains and a big sign that says, "11-year-old (girl's name) still pees in her bed!" The other Moos try to say humiliation wouldn't work, but I think it will.http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1318059/eleven-year-old-girl-still-bedwetting
(Warning: animal cruelty) Five-year-old bastard disturbs a nest of baby bunnies, takes two of them out and slams them against the ground. Moo needs ideas for "natural consequences." Other Moos suggest he doesn't know how to be gentle with animals yet and just wants to play...noooo, sounds to me like he realizes these animals are helpless and he can hurt them without needing to defend himself. Fucking sociopath. I hope he gets bitten by a rabid bat.http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1317238/almost-5yo-and-disturbing-cruelty-to-animals-incident-trying-to-figure-out-natural-consequences
eyes2 Ass-sittin' Moo thinks her husband "gets off scot-free" as far as kyd care because he works 10 hours a day five days a week. Moo hates her life (oh, but she loves her kids. Gotta make sure she adds that so no one thinks she's a bad mother). All I can say is STFU, she chose to throw her life down the shitter by having two kids less than two years apart.http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1319848/anyone-else-hate-being-a-sahm
:mrd Another cow who doesn't like that her husband escapes by going to the gym right after work until after the snookumses are in bed. He has exercise goodies at home, but his brats caused interruptions, so he chooses to go to an actual gym sans pants-shitters. A few other Moos talk about how they bought their husbands exercise equipment to keep them home, but it doesn't work because these Moos fail to realize their husbands want to get away from them and the brats.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1319623/if-your-dh-goes-to-the-gym-after-work
Moo's one-year-old is having open heart surgery and she's worried about how the staff will retract his uncut foreskin for catheterization. Good to know her priorities are in order. Ten bucks says she will examine every millimeter of her kid's junk and then sue the hospital over perceived "damage."http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1320153/intact-son-and-surgery-looming-ahead
Little things that make broke-ass Moos feel rich include buying new underwear, taking photos of an apparently rarely full pantry, and having hot water. These cows are not only poor, they are dirt fucking poor. And of course most of them have multiple brats.http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1300183/little-things-that-make-you-feel-rich/80
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Re: Happy Smothering 5th July 05, 2011 |
I'm confused about the serial breeder...she just shat her 11th loaf, but says he's their eighth? Re-reading that trainwreck, I think she means this fresh baked little maggot is her eighth "UC" loaf, which I am guessing means "unassisted childbirth." I'm guessing the snot-miners born WITH assistance aren't nearly as important as those born without too.
And gods, I just better read that same topic....her water broke when she was having sex. How yummy. And christwagons, the dumb bint is Cat-lick AND home-schools. Between the fucking retarded afternoon sitcom names, the religious horse shit and the fake schooling, those kids have ZERO hope of doing anything more productive than what their own Moo has done: squat out kids and post photos of it on the internet. I wonder if Moo will home-school them some college degrees in amateur obstetrics so they can deliver one another's babies.
I wonder if they have a Duggar-esque lifestyle in which the eldest girls care for the non-baby younger kids. It wouldn't surprise me.
And gods, I just better read that same topic....her water broke when she was having sex. How yummy.
And christwagons, the dumb bint is Cat-lick AND home-schools. Between the fucking retarded afternoon sitcom names, the religious horse shit and the fake schooling, those kids have ZERO hope of doing anything more productive than what their own Moo has done: squat out kids and post photos of it on the internet. I wonder if Moo will home-school them some college degrees in amateur obstetrics so they can deliver one another's babies.I wonder if they have a Duggar-esque lifestyle in which the eldest girls care for the non-baby younger kids. It wouldn't surprise me.
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Re: Happy Smothering 5th July 05, 2011 |
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Don't mince words: you live in a fucking mud hut! When the 5 kids run out of Play-Dough they can scrape the walls with a fork!
larious larious lariousDOes this Moo live in The Shire?
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