It kind of felt like it was about that time for another compilation of recent Moothering.commode insanity. It's been a while...let's see what our comedy relief has in store for us today.
r Brat hits other kid in the head with a ball and Moo forces her to apologize. Brat refuses. Becomes screaming match and Moo whacks the kid. GD Moos say that punishing a kid for wrongdoing makes them more likely to lie to get out of it while gently disciplining them (a.k.a. "discussing" it with them) will result in the kid telling the truth. Yeah, okay.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1318239/dd-refused-to-apologize Moo-tard has an attachment-parented, gently-disciplined home-skooled she-brat that is a six-year-old rotten, loud, mean little bitch. She wonders why.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1315319/i-feel-like-our-6-yo-is-running-the-family Joint custody arrangement involves a Moo who is GD and a Duh who spanks. When the GD kids go see Duh, they (kid's about 5 years old) tells Duhddy that hitting people is wrong. Oh, and Duh sounds like a real winner...threw things when angry and threatened to rape her if she tried to leave, not to mention emotional abuse to keep her in line. If he wallops the kids for misbehaving, good...but what happens when he decides to start molesting them? Why's she letting them go there?
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1318843/we-re-not-into-hitting-but-the-ex-is:baybie1 Moo just shat her eleventh loaf. Someone rip out this bitch's uterus now. Warning: water-birfin' photos, one of which has the afterbirth floating around in it. And what the fuck kind of a name is "Esca" anyway? Sounds like a name for an organ lining.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1317157/esca-eirnin-our-8th-uc Broke-ass Moo and Duh can't afford insurance or hospital care, so are opting for a home birth. Pissed that midwives have the gall to ask $4000 to catch the loaf and says that humanity is in a wretched position because these people dare charge money to deliver loaves. Good logic -
"We're piss poor, honey - let's have us a baby!" Some Moos are also saying a FULL hospital birth - complete with medication, epidural, C-section and all that shit can easily extend into five or even six-figure amounts.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1319234/homebirth-why-is-it-almost-the-same-cost-as-a-hospital Friend of home-birfin' Moo shits her loaf at home. It dies shortly afterward due to brain damage sustained during a complicated birth. Someone tell me why this woman is not being charged with something since her neglect killed her loaf.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1261518/friend-s-baby-died-attempted-homebirth-then-transfer-need-some-encouragement:gross Moo needs snappy comebacks for people who tell her what a sick pedo-pig she is for boob-feeding her toadler. Suggested reply is that other mammals wean when their young reach sexual maturity, so I guess when Junior gets a period or a boner, it will be time to wean. Kid is old enough to ask for the tit. Another comeback offered is,
"When he can ask for carrots, should I stop giving him carrots too?"http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1306006/what-do-you-say-to-the-anti-clw-folks:gross Moo still tit-feeds her almost five-year-old (but not in public, which is a start). Her husband likes to tell everyone this, and then Moo wonders why she loses so many friends. Well yeah, no one wants to be friends with a pedo.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1297440/lost-yet-another-friend-due-to-extended-nursing:crz Moo admits her mistake (now aged 22) is a sociopath. Daughter falls on her ass financially and Moo lets the fucker come back after she was kicked out at age 13. Then Moo wonders why her heart is being broken some more and why the daughter continues to steal from her. Of course, the first moron to respond says,
"Your daughter is a blessing." Yeah, she sounds like a real peach.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1309115/bi-polar-sociopath-daughter:bdid Just noticed a whole section on unschooling. Here's a good one: Moo unschools her little bastard and wonders why, at age 8, it cannot read yet. Reading lessons stopped because Junior didn't like them. Someone suggests "Scribblenauts" in place of lessons - yeah, just what he needs. A fucking video game. The kid's already dumber than a five-year-old with his illiteracy.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1284958/almost-8-year-old-not-reading2 Loaf dies due to some kind of sickness and Moo is looking to blame it on vaccinations not being delayed enough. Sorry it happened, but I doubt the dTAP was responsible. Apparently, there is a thing called SUDC too - the toddler equivalent of SIDS. I wonder when this will catch on as a form of retroactive abortiton.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1213457/i-am-lost-updated Trains! They're not just for killing teenyboppers! These relatives of a Smothering Moo managed to go down an embankment, roll her SMooV onto some railroad tracks and proceed to get hit. Dead people included a 45-year-old, two 19-year-olds and a 14-year-old. Of course, the loaf of one of the 19-year-olds lived and I'm shocked this was not played up more than it was.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1319479/lost-3-nieces-and-sil-in-crash-does-it-get-betterhttp://www.wane.com/dpp/news/car-hit-by-train-multiple-fatalities:headbrick Moo doesn't like that her husband isn't hysterical over the loss of her five-week pregnancy...I mean "baby"...like she is. People are suggesting having a funerary ceremony for the lost clump too. Great - encourage the insanity.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1319927/my-miscarriage-and-my-marriage
Hmm, slim pickings today. But hey, the annual Death of a Smothering Moo has already occurred (well, it did in April) with a suicide, so looks like things are progressing there as normal.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1307791/good-friend-and-mdc-mom-of-2-took-her-own-life-how-do-i-get-through