I'm a new mother! Help Kickstart my business!
Posted by pitbullgirl1965
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Re: I'm a new mother! Help Kickstart my business! December 30, 2013 |
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milenascarlet
I don't remember looking like a bank. And even banks have standards.
Yeah. It's called a Business Plan. And you'll need one to present to Whatever Bank even if you're planning to buy a simple fast food franchise.
eyes2Babe in the woods. And her name is Kaylee. Lord help her. And then her Babby Daddy gets on there and calls people "Dickless".
Not a good Marketing / PR strategy.
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Re: I'm a new mother! Help Kickstart my business! December 31, 2013 |
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Zzelda
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milenascarlet
I don't remember looking like a bank. And even banks have standards.
Yeah. It's called a Business Plan. And you'll need one to present to Whatever Bank even if you're planning to buy a simple fast food franchise.
Babe in the woods. And her name is Kaylee. Lord help her. And then her Babby Daddy gets on there and calls people "Dickless".
Not a good Marketing / PR strategy.
Great PR tactics. Maybe I will do this on my resume. I am sure it will get noticed.
eyes2Ironically, I went to her Kickstarter and saw one of the projects she backed was a photographer who was documenting the romances of GLBT couples. Makes me wonder where "Jay" fits into the equation....
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Re: I'm a new mother! Help Kickstart my business! December 31, 2013 |
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hana
Asked a friend who is a sous chef in a very popular DC restaurant what the hell is a "culinary specialist" is, and received a response.
The answer is "I have no fucking idea what that is, but it's the stupidest fucking thing I ever fucking heard"
lariouslariouslariousTell your friend her kitchen was never inspected by the Board of Health either. My friend started making baklava to sell (in a friends bakery) in her kitchen, and yes, you have to be inspected and pass.
The excuse Moombie used was people were sending her "donations" for her pops.
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Re: I'm a new mother! Help Kickstart my business! January 01, 2014 |
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pitbullgirl1965
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hana
Asked a friend who is a sous chef in a very popular DC restaurant what the hell is a "culinary specialist" is, and received a response.
The answer is "I have no fucking idea what that is, but it's the stupidest fucking thing I ever fucking heard"
Tell your friend her kitchen was never inspected by the Board of Health either. My friend started making baklava to sell (in a friends bakery) in her kitchen, and yes, you have to be inspected and pass.
The excuse Moombie used was people were sending her "donations" for her pops.
Yep. I bet Moo never looked into her state's cottage laws. There are strict guidelines one has to follow in order to run a food business from home. There are fees to pay, inspections to pass, licenses to acquire. And there are only certain avenues one can sell. In Virginia, it's illegal to sell homemade food online. You can only sell from your house or at farmers' markets (which deflates my dream of owning a specialized food market consisting of only Virginia-grown and made produce, meat, eggs, dairy, jams, breads, pickles, sauces, syrups, beverages, etc.).
It looks like California has a bit more freedom, but their laws seem to be a bit more involved, especially since they allow Internet sales (and not the cap is no more than $35K in sales per year, so no getting rich off of this): http://cottagefoods.org/laws/usa/california/
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Re: I'm a new mother! Help Kickstart my business! January 01, 2014 |
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Cambion
Ohhh good, just what I want: Late holiday cake pops created in a filthy breeder kitchen with the inevitable germ vectors romping around. No fucking thanks, I'll pass on the holiday norovirus.
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Re: I'm a new mother! Help Kickstart my business! January 20, 2014 |
I can get a cake mix, and frosting, for $1 each when on sale. $1.50 each, regular price. You also need 3 eggs and some veg. oil. Call that another dollar.
So, for 3 - 4 dollars - I can make a WHOLE CAKE. I do make them often, too.
And - I do not even own an electric mixer. Yep - simply stir it by hand. Takes a bit more effort - so? Good arm exercise!
I like to make these basic cakes, cut them in quarters, and freeze most of it. Then you have plenty for later.
Say I'd get 8 servings for $4 - that's 50 cents *each*. A slice of a typical 2 layer cake - that's a good sized piece - probably 3 times the size of a 'cake pop'. And, I made it myself so I know there's nothing gross in it.
Tell me again why I should buy your "Cake Pops"?
eyes2
So, for 3 - 4 dollars - I can make a WHOLE CAKE. I do make them often, too.
And - I do not even own an electric mixer. Yep - simply stir it by hand. Takes a bit more effort - so? Good arm exercise!
I like to make these basic cakes, cut them in quarters, and freeze most of it. Then you have plenty for later.
Say I'd get 8 servings for $4 - that's 50 cents *each*. A slice of a typical 2 layer cake - that's a good sized piece - probably 3 times the size of a 'cake pop'. And, I made it myself so I know there's nothing gross in it.
Tell me again why I should buy your "Cake Pops"?
eyes2
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