For the hell of it, I went back to the Commode again to see if there was anything particularly lulzy to read that I missed. Boy, was there ever.
Homebirth Bloopersr Moo with kre8ively named kids (Liberty and Arcadia) homebirfs a mutant which she chooses to name "Pacific." Makes one of her daughters cut the cord. According to Moo's blog, this new loaf was born with a genetic disease that can cause second-degree burns from brief periods of sunlight (direct or indirect) and even from artificial lights. This mutation increases his odds of developing skin cancer by 10,000%. Pacific also has a higher chance of developing oral cancer and a 50% chance of neurological degeneration.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1394392/birth-story-of-my-one-in-a-million-special-needs-sonhttp://pacificnights.org/:crz Homebirfin' Moo has hurt fee fees because she gets prenatal care from a real OB and the pracitce dismisses her for noncompliance when she's in-pig a second time
(because she didn't follow their instructions). General Mooing about how OBs are horrible people with God complexes. Well if you're not going to follow the fuckin' educated DOCTOR'S orders, why the fuck go to one? Shit out the kid at home if doctors are such bastards. I can't say I blame the doctors; Moo comes in for prenatal care, shits the loaf at home and something goes wrong? She'll find a way to sue the doctor. It's better to just wash your hands completely of these crunchy lunatics.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1215713/disgusting-story-of-ob-gyn-god-complex-posted-in-ddc-as-well:smn Another homebirfer has chronic hypertension, which I think increases the odds of pre-ecclampsia and ecclampsia (for those who don't know, this can result in premature birth and can kill the mother and/or the loaf). But let's have a homebirth anyway! Also, high blood pressure meds can cause circulation issues in the fetus, so says a Moo who disagrees with the idea of homebirth and hyper-T.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1320896/homebirth-safe-with-chronic-hypertension:bawl Moo has post-partum depression after her second calving that was so bad, it landed her in the hospital and her husband insisted on no more kids. Big shock, the current incubating parasite was unplanned. Seems Moo's PPD gets a lot worse with each subsequent pregnancy, so lets see if she hurls this one into traffic once its born.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1397335/newly-pregnant-with-3rd-baby-second-homebirth-history-of-severe-ppdInfertile Myrtles:Violin Forty pages dedicated to the "fertility challenged." Because "infertile" or "barren" are too harsh for their delicate, broken uteri.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1398153/the-fertility-challenged-one-thread-spring-2014Genital obsessors:eyebrows Creepy "intactivist" Moos bitching about those meanie-head pediatricians daring to retract their uncut sons' foreskins. I don't know anything about infant and toddler exams, but surely if a kid is not circumcised, it's not unreasonable for the doc to take a look and make sure nothing is infected or swollen? These Moos all act like the kids have been seriously injured if a doctor does this.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1382725/foreskin-forcibly-retractedMy Hard, Demanding Life as a House Monster From the piehole of a SAHM:
"How do you feel leeching financially off your husband while you sit on your ever-widening ass all the time?" One Moo says she feels independent doing the management of the money her husband earns. Some are smart enough to have their own bank accounts... to fill with their nonexistent paychecks.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1394115/how-do-you-feel-about-being-financially-dependent SAHM is mad that her husband who works 10-12 hour shifts doesn't help around the house beyond getting one of the brats to bed. She has kept count of the number of times he has done dishes in the last 15 months. She's tired of it. How dare he work all day long to support her ass and their kids and NOT do housework too. Moo says she works one day a week, but doesn't say at what or for how long. I would be more understanding if both parents worked a relatively equal amount, but when one half of the couple sits at home doing fuck all and the other does landscaping for half the day, I don't think it's unreasonable to expect Moo to do more shit around the house. Moo also seems to be withholding sex, so I'm sure it's only a matter of time before he's dipping his wick in a tighter, younger pussy.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1334219/husband-doesnt-help-around-the-house-im-tired-of-itm SAHMs talk about things they gave up to be ass-sitting house monsters. Sacrifices include going to/graduating from college, traveling, partying, careers, high salaries, vacations, retirement benefits, releasing an album, adult conversation, and the best one:
"Credibility with working adults." But, and say it with me, It's All Worth It
TMhttp://www.mothering.com/community/t/1392410/what-did-you-give-up-to-sahmSold kids and second-hand kids:baybie1 Moos talking about hunting down their adopted-out children. Someone mentions "search angels," who are people that will find and release information from closed/sealed adoption records to the bio parents. The author in this topic says the bio-Duh was very abusive. Can these women not understand that maybe their kids
don't want to meet them? That maybe the kids were never told they were adopted and to have some strange woman banging on their door 30 years later claiming to be their "real" mother might cause them distress? If the adoption was CLOSED, take the hint, Moo.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1389424/desperately-searching-for-my-son Bio-Duh has a case of teh butthurtz because his daughter refers to her stepfather as "Daddy" now, but also calls her biological father "Dad." Bio-Duh admits further down that he doesn't want anyone thinking that HIS fucktrophy is the STEPfather's offspring. Says,
"I'm so very very proud of her I want to take credit." In other words, he's worried he went through all the effort of knocking up his ex and this other guy comes along and takes credit for proof of Bio-Duh's fertile, heterosexual loins.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1141475/ladies-help-a-hurt-father-daughter-calls-stepfather-daddyd Duh has seven kids by four different women and his current wife says she's got the itch to make One Of Our Own
TM with him. Because obviously he's so good at staying with the mothers of his kids.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1396274/dh-has-several-children-i-have-none-but-have-baby-fever-looking-for-some-advice