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the noodler
He thought wrong. APPAWENTWY! (Ugh. That stupid "apparently" kid is from our area and the local news will not stop humping the story)
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Re: Maybe we should call this 'Child Baited' August 29, 2014 |
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bunny
I got one of those years and years ago. The couple with a loaf came to the door and when I cracked it, they literally tried to shove the loaf through the crack in the door to wedge it open.
At the time I was in a nice house in a good area, but I've spent many years in "bad" areas so the door wasn't open wide enough for the loaf's head to fit and it's lower half kind of was thrust through while its head stuck.
Of course, I screamed. "AUGH! What are you doing? Get that thing out of here!"
They KEPT SHOVING IT IN, of course causing it to start screaming from the pressure on its head as I was not moving the door back and my foot was firmly wedged to prevent them from forcing it any further open. They tried to say something about whatever jubuz cult they were from, still pushing the loaf at me. I had to scream at them to get the hell off my property before they de-wedged the loaf's head from my doorway.
They were literally trying to force their way into my home, using their spawn as a noisy battering ram!
Re: Maybe we should call this 'Child Baited' August 29, 2014 | Registered: 9 years ago Posts: 464 |
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bunny
I got one of those years and years ago. The couple with a loaf came to the door and when I cracked it, they literally tried to shove the loaf through the crack in the door to wedge it open.
At the time I was in a nice house in a good area, but I've spent many years in "bad" areas so the door wasn't open wide enough for the loaf's head to fit and it's lower half kind of was thrust through while its head stuck.
Of course, I screamed. "AUGH! What are you doing? Get that thing out of here!"
They KEPT SHOVING IT IN, of course causing it to start screaming from the pressure on its head as I was not moving the door back and my foot was firmly wedged to prevent them from forcing it any further open. They tried to say something about whatever jubuz cult they were from, still pushing the loaf at me. I had to scream at them to get the hell off my property before they de-wedged the loaf's head from my doorway.
They were literally trying to force their way into my home, using their spawn as a noisy battering ram!