Re: Shouldn't my neighbors expect my spawn to be shrieking hellions during the majority of their waking hours? Moo ponders. January 30, 2015 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 3,003 |
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I know there was an android app that would play a selection of anti-kyd tones. I used to use it in church to torment the brats who would sit in the balcony. I think it was called "anti-kid" or something like that. The nice thing about it was that it would tell you the exact mghz of the tone, so you could look it up elsewhere and find something that you could play. I'm sure if you google around for tones that only children can hear, you'll find it. Then just blast it through the speakers you have. Should be pretty easy.
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Re: Shouldn't my neighbors expect my spawn to be shrieking hellions during the majority of their waking hours? Moo ponders. January 30, 2015 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 3,580 |
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In my current apartment, There is an unwritten agreement between the freak OCD woman upstairs who vacuums at 3-4 am and myself. I don't complain about her vacuuming at 3-4 am and she does not complain about my all-night D&D games.
I do NOT have such a contract with our neighbors with brats. If they piss me off, I will nail them to the wall. I'll call the cops on them in a heartbeat.
The talk of music reminds me of my last apartment though.
We had some pot-addict (seriously, it was so thick it made OUR apartment reek of it) party gang-bangers with loud music and screaming all night. I had to be up at 5 am for work the next day, (around the time they passed out). So I put my speakers against our shared wall and turned my bagpipe music up ALL THE WAY.
Metal and Bass can offend/annoy... but Bagpipes will make hung-over stoners crap their pants at 5 am.
I left it on a loop and went to work.
When I got home, they had complained to the apartment complex, who told them to go fuck themselves. It was a weeknight and EVERYONE had complained about them (I had also called the cops, who didn't do much.) and wanted them kicked out. Nobody ELSE had complained about the bagpipes (because they were probably ALSO at work) and during working hours, they had no right to complain about noise.
If our breeder neighbors start causing problems, I'll sick the pipes on them. (OR, I'll download a loop of the "mosquito" frequency and play that at full blast to at least drive the brats away.)
Re: Shouldn't my neighbors expect my spawn to be shrieking hellions during the majority of their waking hours? Moo ponders. January 30, 2015 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 3,580 |
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If our breeder neighbors start causing problems, I'll sick the pipes on them. (OR, I'll download a loop of the "mosquito" frequency and play that at full blast to at least drive the brats away.)
How? It can't be heard by adults. Only her brats could hear it and they most likely could not identify where it's coming from. All they would know is that every time they start screaming the pain noise starts. These kids are pretty stupid. The best they'd manage to communicate is that a bad noise (the moo can't hear) hurts their head when they start screaming.
I know there was an android app that would play a selection of anti-kyd tones. I used to use it in church to torment the brats who would sit in the balcony. I think it was called "anti-kid" or something like that. The nice thing about it was that it would tell you the exact mghz of the tone, so you could look it up elsewhere and find something that you could play. I'm sure if you google around for tones that only children can hear, you'll find it. Then just blast it through the speakers you have. Should be pretty easy.
Re: Shouldn't my neighbors expect my spawn to be shrieking hellions during the majority of their waking hours? Moo ponders. January 30, 2015 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 3,580 |
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the noodler
On the topic of God awful smells....
Perry Ellis 360.
It smells like a tire salon on fire. They should rename it "Eau de Migraine".
Edit to add. Zzelda, if you lived in my neighborhood I'd hook you up like a tow truck. that's just how we roll
Re: Shouldn't my neighbors expect my spawn to be shrieking hellions during the majority of their waking hours? Moo ponders. January 30, 2015 | Registered: 9 years ago Posts: 259 |
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The only problem with the loop of the mosquito frequency is that moo might cause trouble and accuse you of child abuse. eyes2
How? It can't be heard by adults. Only her brats could hear it and they most likely could not identify where it's coming from. All they would know is that every time they start screaming the pain noise starts. These kids are pretty stupid. The best they'd manage to communicate is that a bad noise (the moo can't hear) hurts their head when they start screaming.
Re: Shouldn't my neighbors expect my spawn to be shrieking hellions during the majority of their waking hours? Moo ponders. January 30, 2015 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 5,716 |
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the noodler
On the topic of God awful smells....
Perry Ellis 360.
It smells like a tire salon on fire. They should rename it "Eau de Migraine".
Edit to add. Zzelda, if you lived in my neighborhood I'd hook you up like a tow truck. that's just how we roll
You wanna hook ME up it's pot BROWNIES! I can't smoke anything with out coughing my lungs out, damned asthma, but second hand smoke is the bong. (Run from the pun!)
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Re: Shouldn't my neighbors expect my spawn to be shrieking hellions during the majority of their waking hours? Moo ponders. January 31, 2015 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 672 |
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yurble
When you play those high-pitched noises, you're taking a gamble that the adult won't hear them. Hearing degrades at different rates for different people, so when they say people above X can't hear it, they mean most people above X. There will be outliers.
I'm one of them, and I find those noises fucking painful. It's probably part of why I find children's voices so horrific.
Re: Shouldn't my neighbors expect my spawn to be shrieking hellions during the majority of their waking hours? Moo ponders. January 31, 2015 | Registered: 9 years ago Posts: 216 |
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yurble
When you play those high-pitched noises, you're taking a gamble that the adult won't hear them. Hearing degrades at different rates for different people, so when they say people above X can't hear it, they mean most people above X. There will be outliers.
I'm one of them, and I find those noises fucking painful. It's probably part of why I find children's voices so horrific.
Re: Shouldn't my neighbors expect my spawn to be shrieking hellions during the majority of their waking hours? Moo ponders. January 31, 2015 | Registered: 9 years ago Posts: 216 |
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stillwaters
t I'd hate to bother innocent people who just happen to be sensitive to noise. I'm extremely sensitive to smells and I hate perfumes and cigarette smoke, so I know how frustrating it is.
Re: Shouldn't my neighbors expect my spawn to be shrieking hellions during the majority of their waking hours? Moo ponders. January 31, 2015 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 1,788 |
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The only problem with the loop of the mosquito frequency is that moo might cause trouble and accuse you of child abuse. eyes2
How? It can't be heard by adults. Only her brats could hear it and they most likely could not identify where it's coming from. All they would know is that every time they start screaming the pain noise starts. These kids are pretty stupid. The best they'd manage to communicate is that a bad noise (the moo can't hear) hurts their head when they start screaming.
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evilchildlessbitch
I think management complaints is the way to go as well as documentation. If you let loose with noise and live in the same complex, you are in violation as well and risk being evicted.
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Re: Shouldn't my neighbors expect my spawn to be shrieking hellions during the majority of their waking hours? Moo ponders. January 31, 2015 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 3,003 |
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evilchildlessbitch
Knock on the door and tell her they are disturbing you EVERY SINGLE TIME. It may just be apartment living isn't for you. There is always going be some noise. My other recommendation is a one story duplex or fourplex. I lived in apartments for over 10 years so I understand. On the other hand, there were times I had to do laundry and clean house at 4 AM because of my work schedule. Maybe asked to be moved to another unit? I don't mean to be discouraging but even in my house my husband can hear me walking upstairs. Maybe move out to the country where rental homes are cheaper?
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Re: Shouldn't my neighbors expect my spawn to be shrieking hellions during the majority of their waking hours? Moo ponders. February 01, 2015 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 7,858 |
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evilchildlessbitch
I have no use for loud breeders but in all honesty, if somebody wants total silence 24/7 they need 20 acres in the middle of no-where. As far as disturbing noise, my advice is the same. Bug the breeder every single time. I'm no breeder pleaser but expecting total silence of nearby neighbors is kind of unreasonable.
Re: Shouldn't my neighbors expect my spawn to be shrieking hellions during the majority of their waking hours? Moo ponders. February 01, 2015 | Registered: 9 years ago Posts: 216 |