True Dad Confessions

"Women's content"....is this a code phrase for "good strokes for the moos"? Mmmmm, could be.

God these cows piss me off! They can take their "women's content" and stick it where the sun don't shine--right up their saggy, loose coochies!

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Hatebook is another good one...just search for "hate wife".

I AM LOVING THIS SITE

I like it too...though I feel sorry for the sad tales of dads on the site, the site helps me to count my blessings and realize the blessings I didn't even know I had. Lots of grim marriages out there...over and over I read the refrain "if it weren't for the kids, I'd be gone."

But this is my favorite Hate from Hatebook.

I'm surprised the duds didn't get a little miffed and go re-post the website somewhere else after the moos closed it for 'focus on women's content".

If I was them I would. But I think duds are used to being brushed aside by the moos, so they probably just accepted it, like the way they accept all moo bullshit.

I still miss TDC, there was a whole mixed bag of funny/enlightening/pathetic posts from dumb duhs, it was definitely entertaining.

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MerlynHerne
"Women's content"....is this a code phrase for "good strokes for the moos"? Mmmmm, could be.

God these cows piss me off! They can take their "women's content" and stick it where the sun don't shine--right up their saggy, loose coochies!

That's what I'm talking about!

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"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety,
deserve neither liberty nor safety" ..... Ben Franklin

"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom.
It is the argument of tyrants, it is the creed of slaves” ..... Paul Revere

“Sometimes the greatest evils are committed by the silence of good people” ..... Edmund Burke

So, if guns kill people, I suppose pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk, and spoons make people fat.

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clematis
Hatebook is another good one...just search for "hate wife".

I AM LOVING THIS SITE

I like it too...though I feel sorry for the sad tales of dads on the site, the site helps me to count my blessings and realize the blessings I didn't even know I had. Lots of grim marriages out there...over and over I read the refrain "if it weren't for the kids, I'd be gone."

But this is my favorite Hate from Hatebook.

LOL- that damned inconvenient Pluto.

you know someone should open up a dad confessions site...

Not a chance in hell. We're not parents. We're childfree.

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lab mom

Actually, creating a site for 'dad confessions' might not be such a bad idea... don't be so quick to dismiss it..

It was a marvelous site for sieving out schadenfreude. Plus, it would also be a dig at all the friggin moo sites.. Like they're such sacred pigs..

two cents ¢¢

CERTIFIED HOSEHEAD!!!

people (especially women) do not give ONE DAMN about what they inflict on children and I defy anyone to prove me wrong

Dysfunctional relationships almost always have a child. The more dysfunctional, the more children.

The selfish wants of adults outweigh the needs of the child.

Some mistakes cannot be fixed, but some mistakes can be 'fixed'.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Leo J. Burke

Adoption agencies have strict criteria (usually). Breeders, whose combined IQ's would barely hit triple digits, have none.

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It was a marvelous site for sieving out schadenfreude. Plus, it would also be a dig at all the friggin moo sites.. Like they're such sacred pigs..

Oh this I agree, but it would have to be duhs, not the childfree, to start such a thing. I felt like his advice/comment was aimed toward us, for not giving enough information as such, to determine who he was talking to.

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lab mom

most definitely waterlily... they would have to start it up..

but, I think it would be a gold mine if say, I would start it up and just use it for little nuggets of information for mocking.. not only the duh whining but the sanctimonious moos that would troll the site. after all, how dare duh complain about the little sacred bastard...

I am just relishing the thought.. that is all

two cents ¢¢

CERTIFIED HOSEHEAD!!!

people (especially women) do not give ONE DAMN about what they inflict on children and I defy anyone to prove me wrong

Dysfunctional relationships almost always have a child. The more dysfunctional, the more children.

The selfish wants of adults outweigh the needs of the child.

Some mistakes cannot be fixed, but some mistakes can be 'fixed'.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Leo J. Burke

Adoption agencies have strict criteria (usually). Breeders, whose combined IQ's would barely hit triple digits, have none.

Here you go guys. Enjoy.

(Sorry-gotta cut and paste)

http://web.archive.org/web/*/truedadconfessions.com

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Here you go guys. Enjoy.

(Sorry-gotta cut and paste)

http://web.archive.org/web/*/truedadconfessions.com

Thank you! Damn good schadenfreude.

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lab mom

A goodie. Something tells me this dad is checking out his clean and neat cf secretary:

"Ok, I left for work at 5:30am, got home at 4:00pm. I have been working hard all day so that I come home to the dishwasher that I started this morning full of clean dishes, the sink and the table full of dirty dishes, the kitchen floor sticky (which I mopped last night). I did nine loads of laundry last weekend, and have done one each day this week. I know you fold them, and put them away (the basket makes it to the closet at least).

"What did I do to deserve this poor excuse for a life together. Why can't you get yourself up to do something more than feed the kids. Even the fact that you know that I am leaving for a trip with our oldest tonight, you didn't lift a finger to even plan dinner. Now you are yelling at me and the kids, and you say I am in a bad mood! What gives!"

Why oh why is she leaving everything-cleaning, cooking and all, to the overworked husband?!?!? My husband and I take turns cooking/cleaning. Shit. If I was him, I WOULD OF LEFT THE FAT LAZY SOW A LOOOOOOOOONG TIME AGO.

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lab mom

You guys, though I too will miss TDC (and yes, it was a source of naughty Schadenfreude for me too, tee hee!), I will NEVER forget the one confession by this one dad whom, after witnessing a human head pass through his wife's now torn, gooey, gaping hallway of a hole, experienced the epiphany at that moment that: not only did he not want to have kids, but realized the WHOLE TIME he THOUGHT it WAS his decision, but it occured to him that it was really all HERS(like MANY "couples" decisions, sadly *rolls eyes*). It occured to him that he was a complete tool and didn't figure it out until of course it was too late. So now he feels a wave of remorse for making an irrevocable decision, along with waves of resentment for feeling bamboozled into going along with something he never gave thought of whether he wanted it or not, ON TOP of the waves of disgust he was feeling watching her pregNASTY disfigure her.

...And to underscore the grossness of the situation, along with all her pushing on the labor table, she also launched a big, noisy turd *lmao*. Of all the dad confessions, to me THAT one takes the prize *lmao*. And man, you could NOT IMAGINE the sh*tstorm of angry Moo's (and a few p*ssy-whipped, brainwashed Duh's) that rained down on this poor fella in response. As if HIS FATE ISN'T BAD ENOUGH!!! SHEESH!!! (On a sidenote: I used to read aloud some of the stories of TDC to my (now ex) husband as cautionary tales because HE WANTED TO HAVE kids *lol*)


I too am pissed that TDC has been taken down for VERY SUSPICIOUS reasons (I agree that it has to do with Moo's not liking what they see and that they're in EXTREME denial), and that there's nothing on the internet that I know of that comes close, a halfway decent substitute for Schadenfreude in general is www.secrettweet.com ...Yea, most of what's up there is about sex, single relationships and affairs, but if you're lucky, you'll read from a mom who wishes she never had kids, or a childfree who's glad she never did, but doesn't feel safe enough to say so publicly *lol*.

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If you're wondering what happened to TDC, we've decided to shut it down in anticipation of our soon-to-be-relaunched sites, which will focus on women's content. We thank our wonderful dads for all their confessions and invite them to continue on TMC. (And for all those scoundrels, good riddance!)

I loathe the phrase "women's content" as a code word for weddings, shoes, kids, diets, and '10 ways to spice up your marriage/become a sex goddess/get him to pop the question/manipulate men'. Men are absolutely not welcomed into areas with women's content, unless of course they do exactly what the women want (look good, earn money, and act romantic). Women's content makes caricatures of both men and women.

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...And to underscore the grossness of the situation, along with all her pushing on the labor table, she also launched a big, noisy turd *lmao*.

Is there no prep work to labor, now? I remember reading a short story in my Women's Literature class in college (back when it was literature and not chick lit or tit lit - circa 1978***) about a woman about to give birth for the first time. Mostly, it centered around her ambivalence for what she was about to endure; even thoughts that her whole life was about to go down the crapper. Anyway, it was pretty graphic in the description of a nurse coming in and, basically, giving her a Brazilian. Also, an enema - the results of which caused the mother-to-be to not quite make it to the bathroom in time. The author was quite descriptive in using terms to describe the embarrassment the young woman felt in seeing a nurse clean up after her.

It seemed back then there was a pre-labor process to tidy things up before the nasty stuff got started.

(*** we had the ubiquitous Sylvia Plath, and also Maya Angelou, but a discovery for me; a writer often mentioned on ASCF; was Kate Chopin Her story "The Awakening" was always touted as a must read towards new people coming to that newsgroup)

I'm sure people think I don't love my husband enough to suffer in hellish agony with his baby. Quite the contrary. I love him enough to spare him the sight of flying butt nuggets.

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I'm sure people think I don't love my husband enough to suffer in hellish agony with his baby. Quite the contrary. I love him enough to spare him the sight of flying butt nuggets.

What's love got to do with it?

There are plenty of single moos who squatted out a baby on the basis of a one-night drunken hookup. Anyone who thinks a baby is the measure of love is using a warped yardstick.

Here is the link of the old archives.

http://web.archive.org/web/*/truedadconfessions.com

You get to read the classic moment of the real truth of fatherhood.

Thanks for the link, Gigabyte. These pages won't load for me. Anyone able to access them?

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Thanks for the link, Gigabyte. These pages won't load for me. Anyone able to access them?

I wasn't able to either, M4P, more's the pity.

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"The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent." -- Mel Lazarus
"Women who miscalculate are called mothers." -- Abigail Van Buren
"Better to be deprived of food for three days, than tea for one." -- Chinese proverb

I've had no problem accessing it. It seems more like True (Married) Men's Confessions. A lot of them just bitch about their wives without bringing up father status at all. I combed through the entries for anything complaining about kids or pregnancy. I included a few entries about one partner wanting kids and the other not or some guy making a navel-gazing remark to highlight the self-absorption. Out of all of them, there was one sensible one:

It's very simple really. When my child doesn't want to do something that I tell him to do, I pick him up and put him wherever it is I want him to be. Between that and a small spanking every now and then, they mind very well. It really doesn't have to be as difficult as you all complain about.

And lo! My children don't hate me for my discipline either.

The rest, however:

My wife's nether regions are NOT the same since she had our son. And, it's been five years now. I really expected it to shrink back into what it used to be.

They have surgery for this, but she'd never stop bitching if I brought it up.

It's been over ten months since we have had sex. Funny thing is that she keeps pestering me for a baby. I think I married an idiot...

Don't you love it when you work all day (to support your wife and kids) only to come home to your SAHM wife, who proceeds to tell you everything that you DON'T do? It's not enough to fix everything around the house, not enough to clean up after dinner, not enough to pick up toys from under my feet for the 18th million time. Instead, I just get grief for running out the door to make my shift on time (and not get fired) so as to support their a**es. Do they just think life is a charity?

what about paternal postnatal depression? two years after the fact? i can't get my head outta my butt at work, and at home, there is too much going to do anything about any of it.

Why is it so hard for us to be together, you don't love him, I don't love her. We stay for the kids. Who are we fooling.

Sometimes I feel like a "ghost" , no one ever really sees me, just what they need from me. Who the hell was I before parenthood? Even I barely remember.

I went to my first PTA meeting a few days ago. Not one hot mom in sight. The most attractive one was the school Prinicpal.

I just turned 26. I am married and have a daugher. I secretly wish to have sex with women other than my wife. I just feel like I haven't gotten to have sex with as many different types of women, in as many different ways as I would like to have.

I figured if I started a secret sex journal, either the urge would go away or I would meet someone online who would fulfill my fantasy. Either way, hopefully it will bring a resolution.

I miss the life I had before kids.

If I could go back in time, but knowing what I know now.....

There would have been no baby, no wedding, no proposal, no moving in together, no 1st date. No you. No misery.

What there would be instead is me doing things differently with her. Making different choices, so I would still be with her. Wondering about you would not ruin my amazing relationship with her this time, because I would know who you really are, and how it would end. I would know that I was where I really wanted to be all along.

If only I could go back.

I would consider divorcing her if could only find out in advance how much it would cost me in child support, alimony and property division. I wish there was a good way to find out without mentioning anything to her.

I'm a good dad...coach two soccer teams and a baseball team. I don't go out partying all the time. I go to church. I'll do the shopping, mow the lawn, run errands, deal with driving to see the in-laws, etc. I love my wife, but I just don't get nearly enough sex. I'm constantly attentive and tell her how attracted I am to her, but nothing...I always have to initiate. Not sure how long this can go on...

Sometimes being the enforcer of rules really sux. I feel like I spend half my time with my kids arguing with them over the bad habits my wife lets them get away with because she doesn't want to tell the "no."

I am no longer attracted to my wife's body now that she is pregnant. I think the bloated belly and all the swelling looks pathetic and just plain stupid. I'd rather have sex with a plain fat chick than preggo.

The sex is rare and usually predictable. The money and happiness are little. The attitude is often nasty. The only thing keeping me in this house are my kids.

At night when I tuck my son into bed, after I've read him a book and I kneel down beside the bed to stroke his head and "help" him say his prayers...he farts under the covers and I get to sit there and smell it while I'm trying to talk to God for him. larious

I have the best job but my boss really sucks...She blames me for everything...She steals my ideas and peolpe thinks she's brilliant...She is so selfish and dont care about anyone but herself...lol did i tell u i was a stay at home dad...

I told my wife we could try for another baby after the first of the year.

I just told her that so she would shut the F up, and quit nagging me about it. I do not want another one. I love the one we have, but he is enough for me. I do not want to go through all this again.

This baby has changed my life in all ways. I guess I did not really expect it to be all it is. In truth, I don't think she is the amazing mother I thought she would be either. Not to mention what this has done to her body. Hey I'm just being honest.

Our only child has just coome out to us as a lesbian. My wife is freaking out, calling her a pervert and crying about how she'll never get to see her daughter get married and have a 'real family'.

How did I manage to marry such a judgmental b*tch, and why was I too stupid to notice it before now?

At least my daughter is a good person; I suppose that's my big thing to thankful for this year.

My pregnant wife is a miserable wreck and I have never felt more under-appreciated and unloved.

I REALLY want another baby.She says she is done for good. We have 4 daughters,5,2,6m/twins who I adore. But I want my boy, my son!! She says to pregnancy with the twins took to much out of her and has an appoint of an iud next week...shouldn't there be a way i can block her from doing this, it isn't a tubal but it can last for 10 years!! I wanted to get her pregnant hopefully with a boy in the next 2-3 years...in 10 years I'll be 41 i won't want a baby then!!!

if it was not for my 2 young children I would walk out on my wife right now, all she can do is find more ways of spending money we dont have on stuff we dont need and her idea of cleanig the house is telling me what needs to be done,

I love my newborn duaghter, but feel like my wife and I are just roommates and friends. We've been intimate once in 5 months. I don't jack off or look at porn. I'm dying on the inside. I fight for my daughter and Christ.

My wife is pregnant with our 3rd child and not only tired and crampy, but since the other two came early, she's decided to stay away from sex. Is it wrong to fantasize about my daughters barbie dolls coming to life? Gotta relieve the stress somehow.

My wife thinks we are blissfully happy, and keeps talking about having another kid. While I am trying to figure out how to get out of this mess in a way that will cause us all the least amount of emotional and financial stress.

How can it be possible that we are both in the same fucking miserable marriage, yet we see it so differently?

my wife put me last on the list after the birth of kid #1

anything I wanted was wrong - sex? NO! Boobs are for BABY! Time alone? NO! it was all about the baby

now she wants to give me attention and have sex because she wants #2.

HELL to the NO.

Sometimes i would rather stay at work all night, rather then come home where i have to listen to my wife complain, and my kids scream.

I think more research needs to be devoted to why women change from a fun-loving, sex-having girlfriend to a fat schlumpy sexless old hag once the first kid is born!

I wish that instead of getting a tax credit for each kid, I got a lifetime supply of aspirin.

My beloved wife,

I love you more than either of us could ever imagine! Before we were married I told you that I did not want to have children. You said that you were okay with this and married me anyway. Now that we are married it appears that you have changed your mind and now desire a child. Unfortunately, I have not changed my mind. Nagging me everyday to have a child will not get me change my mind, so please stop! If you truly feel that you must have a child then you have married the wrong person. I will understand if my choice to remain childless is a deal breaker for you and you decide to release our relationship. I would like nothing less for both you and I then our highest and greatest good and happiness. Right now we are both unhappy since the life experience we each desire is mutually exclusive from one another. Please make up your mind soon.

Your loving husband

My wife said she would be more intimate with me after we got married. She said, "after the wedding stress was over". Two kids later, I learned she is not that kind of person. Sex was not her thing. But SHE is very happy. She has a nice home, 2 beautiful kids, and a hard working husbad. Her solution is leave me alone to watch internet porn to take care of "male needs". I really resent her!!!

sometimes I wish getting a vasectomy would prevent the kids I already have

Darling wife, I understand that when you had our 5th and last child your vagina got severely messed up, so bad that you are going to have to have surgery to fix it. I understand that it hurts for you to even attempt sex and even to pee sometimes. Thank you so much for finally realizing that I have been without sex for 3 months now and been very nice about it. I was so very happy and surprised when you presented me with a 6 disc set of some new porn with some of my favorite actresses, and told me I could have an hour to myself at least 3 nights a week since you are out of commission for a while. If it would have been my ex wife, I would have been shit out of luck. You are awesome, and I will be giving you wonderful massages to make up for not being able to please you in that way even though I will be getting mine. I love you so much. Your very happy husband.

Is it just me, or does it seem having children causes more problems than they are worth? I mean why did I have kids at all?

Went to the beach today with the wife and kids. After lugging all the crap down to the sand I sat down and watched a coed in thong walk up and down the beach, twice. Thank you God.

My wife was dancing with my 2 year old yesterday and it was a moment in time it was so sweet THEN I noticed her stomach jiggling and her thighs were stuck together I was so grossed out..WHY AM I SUCH AN A-HOLE? I was bothered all day..I hate myself

I have had the last 2 day off work because my car borke and was getting fixed. I got to spend 2 day with my son. it was great. I miss him. I almost called in for a third day. I miss mini me.

Just one day, one day... I want a name change other than "Daddy". Love my kids with all my heart, but I never get a moment for myself.

I cxant stand my wife anymore I want to leave but we have 3 kids.

If being married with kids meant I would be jerking off more than I have sex, then I wouldnt have bothered.

I love being married but I hate having kids, why did we let people talk us into this....just 15 more years.....

Why does she have to assume that because she is allergic to everything under the sun, our son and daughter is too? They are allergic to nothing. Doctor proven.

Marriage...no traveling...no sex...monotony...no time for anything...

amazing what hinges on a fifty-cent condom.

I really didnt want anything for fathers day. I took the family bowling and we have dinner at home. All I really wanted is to get a good screwing from my wife. But did that happen? NO way.

I pampered the heck out of the her on mothers day. Took her to breakfast and made her a nice dinner. Bought her some nice gifts..

But she couldnt even muster up the enough effort to hook me up right... go it pisses my off.

My wife has been nagging me for months now to quit her job to be a stay at home mom. Last night I told her that it's not going to happen since I married her to be my wife and equal partner not a mooching stay at home mom,

How do you convince someone who is crazy (your ex) that you your son means the world to you and you want to be a part of his life? I have bent over backward to offer more money, kept him more than she has and she holds it over my head that she is in control until we get things settled in court. We cant get things settled in court because I cant afford to pay for everything she is asking for and still afford to live my own life!!!

Those are all golden...and likely representative of 90% of fathers.

But this one killed me, though - it is epitome of taking a huge, leaky dump on the "Kodak moment" reason for having kids:

My wife was dancing with my 2 year old yesterday and it was a moment in time it was so sweet THEN I noticed her stomach jiggling and her thighs were stuck together I was so grossed out..WHY AM I SUCH AN A-HOLE? I was bothered all day..I hate myself

larious

"Our only child has just come out to us as a lesbian. My wife is freaking out, calling her a pervert and crying about how she'll never get to see her daughter get married and have a 'real family'.

How did I manage to marry such a judgmental b*tch, and why was I too stupid to notice it before now?

At least my daughter is a good person; I suppose that's my big thing to thankful for this year."

This made me a bit sad. Of course she can get married, in certain states. At least she has her Dad behind her...but how hurtful, to have your Mom be so hateful.