I breastfeed my dad (long article)

I guarantee if this could actually cure cancer, it would be all over the news. But guess what? It doesn't do ANYTHING. Get over it breeder sows, you're not the end-all-be-all solution to everything, you're not the mother of the world, you're nothing. You're a RAT, you're a POSSUM, you're a COCKROACH. She and her dad have probably had a long, long history of creepy closeness, especially with "Mum" gone.

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Melanie
Please tell me this is from The Onion. I really don't know if I can go on living if the story is true. Just, no.

It sounds like something out of a True Confessions magazine. Ugh, and the picture :hs

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- The human gene pool could use a little chlorine

The part about dad's "tickly beard" made me want to heave.

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I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

I can tell you what MY Dad would have said to such an idea: "I'd rather die from this than do something so disgusting." There are things worth dying for, and there are justifications for NOT doing certain things to stay alive. If you feel filthy about your personal ethics, how could you live with yourself anyway???

Unfuckingbelievable.

:crz

I wonder if this sick bitch would have done the same thing if it had been her mom instead of her dad? Methinks not.

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The part about dad's "tickly beard" made me want to heave.

That, and her saying to him "why don't you just suckle from my breast like Bratley does?" The word "suckle" makes my skin crawl for some reason, even under NORMAL circumstances. The fact that she used that particular word speaks volumes, IMO, about their sick motivations for doing this.

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:crz

I wonder if this sick bitch would have done the same thing if it had been her mom instead of her dad? Methinks not.

(dry heaves) That makes two of us.

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"'I don't think I'm ready for this,' Justin said. 'I'm leaving. I'm sorry.' To be honest, I was so wrapped up with worrying about Dad, I didn't mind...... Hospital when my son was born in November 2009. I named him Ricky, after Dad. As soon as I held him, I started breastfeeding Ricky almost immediately.



I couldn't help but notice a few telling things in this set of moo comments too. Notice how she says "MY" son was born, instead of "our". Then she names the suckling (that word is for CrabCake) after the OLDER suckler to be. She also feels the need to tell us how she immediately stuck "Ricky" (the substitute at the moment for the BIG Ricky) to her tit. Also, her husband is LEAVING and she "doesn't mind", presumably because she's so "wrapped up" worrying about Big Ricky. Ya know, last year when I had to travel two states away from home (and husband) and stay with my mother because of a serious illness, I would say that I was a bit "wrapped up" in whether she lived or died. However, NOT ONCE would I have "not minded" if my husband has just up and left me. What is WRONG with these people?

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I hope it's a hoax and I'm to skeered to click the picture. No....must not fill brain with disgusting images...........

I did. Please don't - RUN! SPARE YOURSELF!


::claps hands to eyes - runs off to take a Silkwood shower::

Please be an Onion-style prank article. Please.

Today, the chemo is not the only thing making me feel nauseated. Nice change of pace.

WoW girl your sick! SUCK UP THE PAIN AND PUMP YOUR MILK. And funny this "study" about breast milk curing cancer has NEVER been mentioned EVER anywhere. No news, no articles in the paper or magazines I read. PERVS

is this some sort of father complex porn story in disguise? gross.

spread meme, not genes

to my uterus: Y U NO GET THE FUCK OUT FROM MY BODY?

I'm (gratefully) questioning the veracity of this story.

First, when I click the link, the story is gone. Second, if you look near the bottom right of the page at the "current issue" of that magazine, you see cover stories such as "I gave birth to hundreds of spiders," "The girl with 1000 tumours," and "I’m a vampire stripper!" I supposed this one is as likely to be true as the others.

That still doesn't explain why someone would go to all the trouble to make up something like that. It does sound like somebody's incest fantasy, with the husband conveniently written out of the story after he's served the purpose of helping to conceive the baby.

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Snark Shark
"I’m a vampire stripper!"


Those are the HOTTEST kind of stripper!

I heard they suck ...

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Another one of those :kill threads OMG! Let's hope it's a story made up from someone's warped imagination... but with the world today......

I work in the adult entertainment industry, I listen to thousands of twisted, sickening things every week, but this takes the fucking cake. This has got to be one of the grossest things I have ever heard...and that's definitely saying something.

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Patience
She honestly believes she's doing the best thing for her father. Some people get a little out of it when it comes to life or death with them or the people they love. Leave her alone. I support her 100%

Bratfree is a 100% uncensored childfree forum. As you can express your opinions, others can, too.

I smell troll.

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Patience
She honestly believes she's doing the best thing for her father. Some people get a little out of it when it comes to life or death with them or the people they love. Leave her alone. I support her 100%

Fucking incestuous whore. Get out of here, breeder moo.

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Patience
She honestly believes she's doing the best thing for her father. Some people get a little out of it when it comes to life or death with them or the people they love. Leave her alone. I support her 100%

Fuck off the board rat troll. Or should I say, Shauna? Or is it Jennie perhaps?

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Patience
She honestly believes she's doing the best thing for her father. Some people get a little out of it when it comes to life or death with them or the people they love. Leave her alone. I support her 100%

Fuck off the board rat troll. Or should I say, Shauna? Or is it Jennie perhaps?

No, just call her Patience, because that's her real name. She's in the tenth grade and lives in Georgia, at least that's what her facebooger page says. I think it's odd a kid her age wouldn't think this was creepy, but maybe someone is using her name. I certainly hope so.

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Patience
She honestly believes she's doing the best thing for her father. Some people get a little out of it when it comes to life or death with them or the people they love. Leave her alone. I support her 100%

Fuck off the board rat troll. Or should I say, Shauna? Or is it Jennie perhaps?

No, just call her Patience, because that's her real name. She's in the tenth grade and lives in Georgia, at least that's what her facebooger page says. I think it's odd a kid her age wouldn't think this was creepy, but maybe someone is using her name. I certainly hope so.

Yuck.
Dumbass Soph-trash...
Probably has nothing better to do than troll the internet.
Fuckwit.
Don't use your real name.
If you're going to troll, that's a fatal mistake.
Youth is no excuse for stupidity.

“I don’t have pet peeves, I have major, psychotic fucking hatreds.”
— George Carlin

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My father doesn't even like to hug or kiss.

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