"Hurray I'm registered!"(use this thread to introduce yourself)

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one is enough
Hi! I found this forum just a couple of weeks ago. After months spent Googling things like "Gluten Free Girl is Annoying" and "Shauna Ahearn Pretentious Writer", the GFG's recent "woe is me, people are picking on me" post led me here, and I've been a daily reader ever since.
In the interest of full disclosure, I do have one child. I live in a neighborhood full of stay-at-home, 3-plus kids, earth-mother types, and as a 40-something professional woman (I'm a magazine editor) the high-estrogen/narrow focus environment can be pretty fucking painful. I come from three generations of non- or low-breeders...hence "One is Enough".

Hello. Parents aren't allowed to post on this board, but they are allowed to lurk. So, while we appreciate your interest in this board, please do not post again. Thanks and good day.

Ok I feel a little dumb because I just registered and confirmed the link but now it says my account is inactive (don't know why). My user name is supposed to be nobodylikesyourkidsbutyou but here is my introductory post anyway:
I've been lurking here for a few months and wanted to get familiar with this board before jumping in but I'm ready now. I found this place when I was googling CF boards and actually found TCFL first but didn't care much for all the "oh I don't like kids but hating them is such a harsh word blah blah blah.." and then I ended up finding this one through there. A little about myself: I am 29, very CF, and live in one of the outer boroughs of NYC. And I currently work as a waitress, so I have enough brat stories to tell. Glad I found this place because I finally see people who think like I do!

I finally logged in! It turns out I wasn't typing the right password.

I finally decided to join after lurking these boards. This place is hilarious and I like that y'all aren't afraid to be rude and crude to moomies and their pipfucks. It's nice to find a place full of like minded people and everything.

Welcome new people!

welcome new peeps. this is a great CF board full of smart, fun and slightly naughty people.



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L'enfer, c'est les autres.

Well, I'm finally de-lurking. I'm a CF woman in her early 20's, who will never have to worry about babby implantation because I am a lesbian. Unfortunately, now gays are supposed to have "families".

At work I get annoyed because people ask if have kids. Hell no. I'm too selfish. I don't wanna spend my free time off work caring for a kid instead of relaxing, doing what I want, and spending time with my girlfriend. I guess young working women who happen to operate a cash register are automatically moos.

Working at a grocery store is so fun of course with the WIC moos and their air siren kids destroying my eardrums. Shit, even a store catering to chyldruns and moos isn't enough to please the little shits. Of course I have to act extra sweet and caring, and gladly take wrappers and bottles that have been gnawed on and are full of spit for scanning.

I've never wanted kids, even as a kid. Baby dolls were so hideous to me as a little girl. Early on I knew that I didn't want to share attention and love from my lover to some kid I would have no interest on. So, yeah.

So after lots of lurking and unregistered posts, I decided to go ahead and register.

So, here I am! Hi CF people!

Hi Everyone!

I'm yet another Canadian finally de-lurking. I posted once or twice on the old board just before it crashed and just hadn't got around to registering.

I'm 41, female, and really can't stand children. Friends have learned not to even introduce their kids to me unless the kid is at least seven years old. I find that before that age, children are unintelligible, boring and nasty.

Hi all! I've been lurking for about a week and decided to join.

I'm a 32 y/o male in Southern California and made my decision to be childfree last year. At my age, it's tough as everyone is having kids and putting the pressure on. I figured I'd join to gain the support of some felllow CFERs.

Here I am!

Hi all,

I'm a shark!

See?

yours truly,

A Shark

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Snark Shark
Hi all,

I'm a shark!

See?

yours truly,

A Shark

And you're the bestest shark there is! Snarkiness is way underrated.

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Snark Shark
Hi all,

I'm a shark!

See?

yours truly,

A Shark

I can't stop giggling at this damn emoticon

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Snark Shark
Hi all,

I'm a shark!

See?

yours truly,

A Shark

I can't stop giggling at this damn emoticon

It Is pretty awesome!

Hi All! I am new too and have been a lurker for awhile now. The Island has become an addiction! I find the people on here so funny I figured, why not join already?? I am seriously CF, 37, female and fixed, and live in New England. I'm married and have a corgi.

Welcome to all the

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Hi All! I am new too and have been a lurker for awhile now. The Island has become an addiction! I find the people on here so funny I figured, why not join already?? I am seriously CF, 37, female and fixed, and live in New England. I'm married and have a corgi.

Corgis: CUUUUUUTE!!!!

Joined today. 37 yo female, married, childfree and living the good life

anyone here from continents other than America or Europe?

spread meme, not genes

to my uterus: Y U NO GET THE FUCK OUT FROM MY BODY?

Hi folks, another new sign up here, been lurking a bit but it's time to join in! I'm a 36 year old Irish bloke who's always been firmly CF. I swear I thought I was the only "freak" (not my view of course) in the world the way everyone else I know gets on my back about me not wanting kids.

Rows with family and relationship casualties did not (and will not) sway my choice but I can't tell you what a relief it is to find that it's not just me! I just can't stand the little crap factories at any age! Not to mention the thought of being fifty and paying for a grumpy teenager living in my house that I can't even kick out!

Hell no, not for me! Hi to all and I'm looking forward to reading (maybe posting?) more funny but affirming CF posts

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anyone here from continents other than America or Europe?

I'm a Shark- I'm from the Ocean!

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Snark Shark

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felisdomestica


anyone here from continents other than America or Europe?

I'm a Shark- I'm from the Ocean!

you know what, i kind of expected YOU, yes, very specifically YOU to say that line.


spread meme, not genes

to my uterus: Y U NO GET THE FUCK OUT FROM MY BODY?

Hello guys and girls oh this forum, I'm a newbie and I hope I'm welcome here. I really find this forum so interesting hope to enjoy my stay.

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Snark Shark

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felisdomestica


anyone here from continents other than America or Europe?

I'm a Shark- I'm from the Ocean!

you know what, i kind of expected YOU, yes, very specifically YOU to say that line.

Sharks: we meet or exceed one's expectations!