Craigslist Cavalcade of Contraception Catastrophies: December/Holiday Edition
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http://corvallis.craigslist.org/wan/2103842419.html
I am wondering if anyone has a used Verizon cell phone that they are no longer using. I am a single mom of five and am 7 months pregnant. My Verizon cell phone died and I have no insurance. I would appreciate it if anyone could help me out being as how that was are only phone. Thank you so much
couldn't help myself... again.... responded with simply http://www.plannedparenthood.org
Bwaaahahaha!! She responded!
Paula Samford wrote:
wow that was really insightful. I don't need or want your opinion. You know nothing about me or my divorce that led to me being a single parent so before you reach out and send people your little links get a little educated and get your facts straight.
I felt like being an asshole, so I responded:
But you need or want people to just give you things because you're a "single mom." You can't really play high and mighty when you're begging and using a litter of children to garner sympathy. I just forwarded a link.
I love being a dick sometimes! I'm probably finding this way too funny...
I love being a dick too sometimes.Why do "single moms" not GET the fact that becoming a single mom is easily avoidable?? I might have sympathy if they were just walking down the street one day and tripped over a pebble and did the splits into an unseen vat of live semen set into the sidewalk. But no...usually these vapid bitches marry or choose to sprog with a man who hits them, thinking that if they shit out a loaf, the guy will stop hitting them. Then they expect to be called brave when they finally leave the asshole, taking his inferior DNA replicants with her.
Too bad she deleted the post - couldn't handle the truth I guess.
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Plus, don't pizza places give discounts if you are buying several at once? They used to do that when I was in school and they had pizza for whatever reason. They would buy in bulk and sell by the slice for fundraisers.
That, and even without the school discount Pizza places are always having specials too. Last week Dominoes had somebody standing outside their store with a sign that advertised, "Buy one extra large one topping at $9.99, get one large one topping for $2". So, for about $50 should could outright BUY the class 8 large pizzas. Surely to God 8 pizzas would be enough for a class of 25-30 kyds.
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I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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Surely to God 8 pizzas would be enough for a class of 25-30 kyds.
Not for the Shamus of today. 8 large pizzas would probably feed a class of 8-12 kids.
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http://corvallis.craigslist.org/wan/2103842419.html
I am wondering if anyone has a used Verizon cell phone that they are no longer using. I am a single mom of five and am 7 months pregnant. My Verizon cell phone died and I have no insurance. I would appreciate it if anyone could help me out being as how that was are only phone. Thank you so much
couldn't help myself... again.... responded with simply http://www.plannedparenthood.org
Bwaaahahaha!! She responded!
Paula Samford wrote:
wow that was really insightful. I don't need or want your opinion. You know nothing about me or my divorce that led to me being a single parent so before you reach out and send people your little links get a little educated and get your facts straight.
I felt like being an asshole, so I responded:
But you need or want people to just give you things because you're a "single mom." You can't really play high and mighty when you're begging and using a litter of children to garner sympathy. I just forwarded a link.
I love being a dick sometimes! I'm probably finding this way too funny...
Why do "single moms" not GET the fact that becoming a single mom is easily avoidable?? I might have sympathy if they were just walking down the street one day and tripped over a pebble and did the splits into an unseen vat of live semen set into the sidewalk. But no...usually these vapid bitches marry or choose to sprog with a man who hits them, thinking that if they shit out a loaf, the guy will stop hitting them. Then they expect to be called brave when they finally leave the asshole, taking his inferior DNA replicants with her.
Too bad she deleted the post - couldn't handle the truth I guess.
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Paula Samford to me
For your information I have given away free stuff on craig's list to help other people out. I am not acting all high and mighty and am not using my children. I do not want any further emails from you because if I continue to I will turn you into the police and report you to craig's list. You obviously have alot of time on your hands perhaps you should use it for something productive. As to your opinon means less to nothing to me.
Hahahaha!
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http://corvallis.craigslist.org/wan/2103842419.html
I am wondering if anyone has a used Verizon cell phone that they are no longer using. I am a single mom of five and am 7 months pregnant. My Verizon cell phone died and I have no insurance. I would appreciate it if anyone could help me out being as how that was are only phone. Thank you so much
couldn't help myself... again.... responded with simply http://www.plannedparenthood.org
Bwaaahahaha!! She responded!
Paula Samford wrote:
wow that was really insightful. I don't need or want your opinion. You know nothing about me or my divorce that led to me being a single parent so before you reach out and send people your little links get a little educated and get your facts straight.
I felt like being an asshole, so I responded:
But you need or want people to just give you things because you're a "single mom." You can't really play high and mighty when you're begging and using a litter of children to garner sympathy. I just forwarded a link.
I love being a dick sometimes! I'm probably finding this way too funny...
Why do "single moms" not GET the fact that becoming a single mom is easily avoidable?? I might have sympathy if they were just walking down the street one day and tripped over a pebble and did the splits into an unseen vat of live semen set into the sidewalk. But no...usually these vapid bitches marry or choose to sprog with a man who hits them, thinking that if they shit out a loaf, the guy will stop hitting them. Then they expect to be called brave when they finally leave the asshole, taking his inferior DNA replicants with her.
Too bad she deleted the post - couldn't handle the truth I guess.
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Paula Samford to me
For your information I have given away free stuff on craig's list to help other people out. I am not acting all high and mighty and am not using my children. I do not want any further emails from you because if I continue to I will turn you into the police and report you to craig's list. You obviously have alot of time on your hands perhaps you should use it for something productive. As to your opinon means less to nothing to me.
Hahahaha!
Oooohhhhhhhh NOOOOOOOO! The police!
WHAT exactly are the police going to do? I seriously doubt that she would call them and IF she did, they would laugh in her fat face! Yeah, I can see that she doesn't care about your opinion because when someone doesn't care what you think, then they just keep on responding and sending their OWN emails. You definately have this tart riled up. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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http://corvallis.craigslist.org/wan/2103842419.html
I am wondering if anyone has a used Verizon cell phone that they are no longer using. I am a single mom of five and am 7 months pregnant. My Verizon cell phone died and I have no insurance. I would appreciate it if anyone could help me out being as how that was are only phone. Thank you so much
couldn't help myself... again.... responded with simply http://www.plannedparenthood.org
Bwaaahahaha!! She responded!
Paula Samford wrote:
wow that was really insightful. I don't need or want your opinion. You know nothing about me or my divorce that led to me being a single parent so before you reach out and send people your little links get a little educated and get your facts straight.
I felt like being an asshole, so I responded:
But you need or want people to just give you things because you're a "single mom." You can't really play high and mighty when you're begging and using a litter of children to garner sympathy. I just forwarded a link.
I love being a dick sometimes! I'm probably finding this way too funny...
Why do "single moms" not GET the fact that becoming a single mom is easily avoidable?? I might have sympathy if they were just walking down the street one day and tripped over a pebble and did the splits into an unseen vat of live semen set into the sidewalk. But no...usually these vapid bitches marry or choose to sprog with a man who hits them, thinking that if they shit out a loaf, the guy will stop hitting them. Then they expect to be called brave when they finally leave the asshole, taking his inferior DNA replicants with her.
Too bad she deleted the post - couldn't handle the truth I guess.
Last email:
Paula Samford to me
For your information I have given away free stuff on craig's list to help other people out. I am not acting all high and mighty and am not using my children. I do not want any further emails from you because if I continue to I will turn you into the police and report you to craig's list. You obviously have alot of time on your hands perhaps you should use it for something productive. As to your opinon means less to nothing to me.
Hahahaha!
Oooohhhhhhhh NOOOOOOOO! The police!
WHAT exactly are the police going to do? I seriously doubt that she would call them and IF she did, they would laugh in her fat face! Yeah, I can see that she doesn't care about your opinion because when someone doesn't care what you think, then they just keep on responding and sending their OWN emails. You definately have this tart riled up. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
This quote is getting mighty big...
At any rate, I responded one last time with:
You posted an ad online, which is an invitation for strangers to email you.Which means it isn't illegal Just FYI. As for "free time on my hands", I'm working two jobs and getting an education to lead a life of substance, rather than being a walking vagina. Also, I've already reported your email as spam.
Teehee
HAHAHAHAHA walking vagina! 
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This one is just strange, moo is begging for a free pizza party for her kid.Quote
My child who is in the second grade is in need of box tops for her school. Every year she trys to help her class win a pizza party but every year her class does not. She would really love to win this year; and she may be able to do it with your help (please)! If you have any box tops your not using, she would LOVE to have them. I would send you a self address stamped envelope. Thank you for taking the time to read this!
Thanks,
Selina
If she took the cash that it would cost to mail out 100 self addressed and stamped envelopes, she would have between $40 and $50 and could just buy the whole class several large pepperoni pizzas, not to mention all the time that it would save not having to deal with all of the box top donations. MY GOD these people are stupid! :iws
My guess is that it's about the 'winning.' The daughter wants to win, more than she wants the pizza party. What mom is trying to teach her is that you can buy your way into 'winning'.
Inquiring minds would love to know why a school class needs a pizza party when the fucking school cafeteria serves pizza every day anyway.
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If she took the cash that it would cost to mail out 100 self addressed and stamped envelopes, she would have between $40 and $50 and could just buy the whole class several large pepperoni pizzas, not to mention all the time that it would save not having to deal with all of the box top donations. MY GOD these people are stupid! :iws
With Moo's stellar financial sense, these kids are going to grow up thinking it's a good idea to do shit like going out and buying a shitload of liquor and throwing a party, all to raise money for the electric bill.
lariousThat's exactly the mentality that we have in my area, rural south. These stupid bastards will go to AutoZone and spend $200 on cosmetic accessories to spoof up their shit mobile in order to sell it at a higher price so that they will have rent money. I once worked with a hillbilly who took his ENTIRE paycheck, about $300, and bought a tank of gas and then drove about 2 hours to Churchhill Downs to bet on the ponies in hopes of winning his pay by the week back car payment ($400) On his way back he had two flat tires, which isn't surprising since one was a donut tire and the other was threadbare, so he had to buy two used ones just to get home. Since that was the last of his money, he had to dig around in the trash heap doubling as a back seat and dig out change and $1 scratch off winners to get enough gas money to get back home.
The heap was repossessed later that evening, so in addition to not having transportation to work, he didn't have any money left either.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
"I know a single mom in need of help. She has 4 children her husband died almost a year ago and their house burned to the ground a couple of weeks ago and she had no insurance and it was a rental as well. The family lost everything they owned and were left with only the clothes on their back their vehicle was in the garage and burned as well and only having liability they were left with nothing"
It is statistically unlikely for any one person to experience these types of devastations within such a short time period, although I suppose that it's possible, but somehow I doubt it. Some things about it ring a bit untrue with me such as if it's about the Santa Claus, then why don't they list the kyds' ages and gender? How can anyone donate toys or clothes if they don't that information? This leads me to believe that they want cash donations and of course a free or cheap car. He is making the woman out to sound as if she needs help but is too proud to ask and he seems to think that will get him more donations, but it only makes me more suspicious of him(or her). Apparently she has already found them another place to live, furnished the new place, and has gone out and found them a tree with two weeks still left before Santa is supposed to come. She walks everywhere so she must have had the good sense to find a place close to employment, OR she already IS getting help from somewhere.
Public assistance and social security benefits for kyds with recently deceased parents were practically created for these types of unforseen and usually temporary situations, so it's difficult to believe that she isn't already getting that. I can't imagine that one or more of the area churches isn't helping out either. I have to question why someone else is doing the begging unstead of the woman. Is he just planning on gathering up the cash and car and taking it to her as if HE was the sole donator? That is probably the least likely scenario with it being an outright scam being my first guess. WHY are there so many third party beggars I wonder? Why don't the beggars by proxy give these unfortunate women some money themselves? Are all of these single moos' friends destitute too?:Violin
I think that the beggar by proxy is so popular because it's more difficult to accuse, arrest, and prosecute scammers and con artists. "I DID hand over the 10k to the single moo, but I never saw her again, don't know her name, and have no idea where she lives! I met her at a coffee shop and she seemed genuine and I felt sorry for her! ***I*** was the one who was scammed here officer!"
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
It is statistically unlikely for any one person to experience these types of devastations within such a short time period, although I suppose that it's possible, but somehow I doubt it. Some things about it ring a bit untrue with me such as if it's about the Santa Claus, then why don't they list the kyds' ages and gender? How can anyone donate toys or clothes if they don't that information? This leads me to believe that they want cash donations and of course a free or cheap car. He is making the woman out to sound as if she needs help but is too proud to ask and he seems to think that will get him more donations, but it only makes me more suspicious of him(or her). Apparently she has already found them another place to live, furnished the new place, and has gone out and found them a tree with two weeks still left before Santa is supposed to come. She walks everywhere so she must have had the good sense to find a place close to employment, OR she already IS getting help from somewhere.
Public assistance and social security benefits for kyds with recently deceased parents were practically created for these types of unforseen and usually temporary situations, so it's difficult to believe that she isn't already getting that. I can't imagine that one or more of the area churches isn't helping out either. I have to question why someone else is doing the begging unstead of the woman. Is he just planning on gathering up the cash and car and taking it to her as if HE was the sole donator? That is probably the least likely scenario with it being an outright scam being my first guess. WHY are there so many third party beggars I wonder? Why don't the beggars by proxy give these unfortunate women some money themselves? Are all of these single moos' friends destitute too?:Violin
I think that the beggar by proxy is so popular because it's more difficult to accuse, arrest, and prosecute scammers and con artists. "I DID hand over the 10k to the single moo, but I never saw her again, don't know her name, and have no idea where she lives! I met her at a coffee shop and she seemed genuine and I felt sorry for her! ***I*** was the one who was scammed here officer!"
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
In the last year in my area, which is a small town with a county population of about 60k, we have had about 10 house fires that made the news where about half were completely destroyed. Several were later determined to have been caused by home meth labs. THAT'S where their Santa Claus is likely going. Either smoked up in a crack pipe or up in the smoke caused by the production of meth and/or crack. Even in the meth house cases, area churches and Jebus food pantries banded together and those moos and kyds had a place to live, food to eat, clothing and toys almost immediately, In our breederific community, there's little need for begging on Craigslist for Santa, although many of them still do.
At the Toys for Tots fundraiser in area retail stores this year where people can buy toys and dump them in a box on the way out, I have YET to see the boxes be anything but filled, overflowing, or being bagged and put in the van to make room for MORE toy donations. Santa doesn't have to be slim for ANY moo in our area with it's 49% famblee poverty levels. They aren't begging for toys around here though, but rather they are begging for cash, cars, and electronics.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
At the Toys for Tots fundraiser in area retail stores this year where people can buy toys and dump them in a box on the way out, I have YET to see the boxes be anything but filled, overflowing, or being bagged and put in the van to make room for MORE toy donations. Santa doesn't have to be slim for ANY moo in our area with it's 49% famblee poverty levels. They aren't begging for toys around here though, but rather they are begging for cash, cars, and electronics.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
"Im a single disable parent my son is graduating this year and he need a car for college, At this time i cant afford anything with my diability. he's a good kid, honor row student and i just want the best for him. ..."
larious That man has GOT to be from the hills of Kentucky,Tennessee, or West Virginia, because ALL of the hillbillies from those areas say that! It's among those telltale hill-speak words that they often misuse like, I "stood" in bed all day with the flu, or we went to town "on" the car.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
larious That man has GOT to be from the hills of Kentucky,Tennessee, or West Virginia, because ALL of the hillbillies from those areas say that! It's among those telltale hill-speak words that they often misuse like, I "stood" in bed all day with the flu, or we went to town "on" the car.------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- -------
If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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"Im a single disable parent my son is graduating this year and he need a car for college, At this time i cant afford anything with my diability. he's a good kid, honor row student and i just want the best for him. ..."
Maybe it's their way of keeping track of all their kyds.....the ones who are on death row as opposed to the ones on the honor row. :spin
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