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You Might Be A Breeder If: Part 1 December 17, 2010 |
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30)You have to borrow your husband's jock strap when you wear pants.
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30)You have to borrow your husband's jock strap when you wear pants.
I just ejected water all over my monitor.
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Re: You Might Be A Breeder If: 2010 Edition December 17, 2010 |
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In case anyone would like to see some of the gems from the previous rounds of 'You might be a breeder if...': 2007, 2008
Disclaimer: I like to cross-link posts to help maintain a sort of continuity with posts that have come before. This in no way implies a condemnation the OP for bringing up a topic that was previously discussed a long while ago!
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You have to stop using tampons because they fall out as soon as you stand up.
You forgot your own name, so you still refer to yourself as shitford's mom after he's 30.
When foreplay is your husband asking "is it in?"
You have to be careful not to pinch your nipple with your belt.
If you walk into the room while hubby and his friends are comparing scars, and you are deemed the uncontested winner.
Your kid takes a picture of your stomach for his project on the moon's valleys.
You ever referred to yourself as "mom sexy"
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You get a tattoo of your child, and the state has taken the child away from you. (Why yes, Amber from 'Teen Mom', I am thinking about you.)
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You reach for the top shelf in the supermarket and unwittingly pee on the Lucky Charms. (bladder issues, you know)
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You reach for the top shelf in the supermarket and unwittingly pee on the Lucky Charms. (bladder issues, you know)
The first thing that came to mind on that is "OMG, she's so fucked up from passing bowling balls she now pees forward instead of down.
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You reach for the top shelf in the supermarket and unwittingly pee on the Lucky Charms. (bladder issues, you know)
The first thing that came to mind on that is "OMG, she's so fucked up from passing bowling balls she now pees forward instead of down.
Based on some of the ravaged cooter pics that some of those tootie-cosmetic surgeons have online in the before-after shots, they could easily pee standing up via bunching the stretched and flapping pieces of their twat together, like a funnel.
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You reach for the top shelf in the supermarket and unwittingly pee on the Lucky Charms. (bladder issues, you know)
The first thing that came to mind on that is "OMG, she's so fucked up from passing bowling balls she now pees forward instead of down.
Based on some of the ravaged cooter pics that some of those tootie-cosmetic surgeons have online in the before-after shots, they could easily pee standing up via bunching the stretched and flapping pieces of their twat together, like a funnel.
That's one mental image I could have went the rest of my life without.
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You are a "SAHM" but your house, your kids and you are filthy.
You neglect your animals or 'get rid of them' because of the kids.
Your vulva looks like a crime scene.
You have ever been on any kind of fertility treatment or have done IVF.
You refer to your son as "Little man".
You've ever had an orgasm while doing something maternal.
You walk around giving everyone your "best, isn't-she-so-cute mommy smile" and looking for approval.
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