I've been seeing this commercial for a new form of BC called Mirena. In it, an apparently happily married and settled mom claims that "a lot can happen in five years" thus you may want to put off having "another" child. One of the things she lists as having accomplished in her 5 (count them, FIVE) years of not having a new mouth to feed is "finished a book."
Well, gee, lady, how good you must feel to have read ONE book in a FIVE YEAR period. I tell ya, if I only had enough time in my life to read ONE book every FIVE years I'd fling myself out a window.
Even worse, at the end of the commerical we hear Mirena's slogan "Keep Life Simple," as it shows mom and dad with their freshly shat loaf and 3 (count them, THREE) other children.
So. Four kids. FOUR. Yeah, that should make life real simple for ya.
Keep in mind this is a commercial for birth CONTROL...apparently there's not a lot of control of any kind going on for this little commercial family.
Oy.