Well, from 5AM to 1PM, I was pastry-cook-sexy. Then I was four-hour-nap-sexy. Now I'm watching-True-Blood-while-eating-frozen-pizza-sexy.

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"Why children take so long to grow? They eat and drink like pig and give nothing back. Must find way to accelerate process..."
- Dr. Yi Suchong, Bioshock

"Society does not need more children; but it does need more loved children. Quite literally, we cannot afford unloved children - but we pay heavily for them every day. There should not be the slightest communal concern when a woman elects to destroy the life of her thousandth-of-an-ounce embryo. But all society should rise up in alarm when it hears that a baby that is not wanted is about to be born."
- Garrett Hardin

"I feel like there's a message involved here somehow, but then I couldn't stop laughing at all the plotholes, like the part when North Korea has food."
- Youtube commentor referring to a North Korean cartoon.

"Reality is a bitch when it slowly crawls out of your vagina and shits in your lap."
- Reddit comment

"Bitch wants a baby, so we're gonna fuck now. #bareback"
- Cambion

Oh whatever. Abortion doctors are crimestoppers."
- Miss Hannigan

I've just spent 5 minutes working out what 2,000 lbs of pennies would equal (£324,684.42). I'm wasting-time-doing-random-mathematics sexy!

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mypersonality.info

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader

I had a hotdog for dinner. I'm a grill-em's chili and sweet lime sexxay!

I cleaned out the litter boxes and did a load of laundry. That must be random-household-chores sexy.

I found my husband's lost driver license today. I'm DMV sexy.

In about half an hour I'm going to be steak sandwich sexy. Right now I'm watching vintage movies sexy (Barbarella is on).

I'm making a linocut of H. P. Lovecraft as a side-project for my art course. I'm gouging-out-bits-of-linoleum sexy.

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mypersonality.info

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader

I'm a geek with athlete's foot. I'm I-feel-like-a-hypocrite sexy.

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I took the car for the emissions and safety inspection, I'm re-register the car for another 2 years sexy.

I'm dealing with end-of-semester stress...I'm undergrad sexy!

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

(Shameless blog promotion: http://popcornculturejunkie.wordpress.com/)

(Cornucopia of visual rantage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD78oSD27mzAlVzsB0q2ibA)

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navi8orgirl
I just finished a last minute engineering change on aircraft lavs....

I'm plane sexy! larious

I'm at work I'm helmet head sexy!

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

I have an awful cold and just spent two hours playing Dragon Age, so I'm video games with lots of tissues sexy!

damn we are all some seriously hot bastards.

It is 40 degrees Celsius here. I am naked, sweaty and wishing I had aircon sexy.

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yurble

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navi8orgirl
Actually the toilet and the fridge are now sexy.

Now that you mention it, I find myself looking at my fridge out of the corner of my eye. I have an urge to get it on with that brilliant eggplant with deep violet skin like the darkest of garnets or a rich, ruby red wine that's lurking inside my fridge, hinting at Old World decadence and gorgeous, fleshy women draped sensually across red velvet sofas.

Damn you! Now I have to go take a cold shower....and buy a new eggplant.

I have a cold and nursing a Benadryl hangover (really needed to sleep). I'm honking snot into a tissue sexy.

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"Why children take so long to grow? They eat and drink like pig and give nothing back. Must find way to accelerate process..."
- Dr. Yi Suchong, Bioshock

"Society does not need more children; but it does need more loved children. Quite literally, we cannot afford unloved children - but we pay heavily for them every day. There should not be the slightest communal concern when a woman elects to destroy the life of her thousandth-of-an-ounce embryo. But all society should rise up in alarm when it hears that a baby that is not wanted is about to be born."
- Garrett Hardin

"I feel like there's a message involved here somehow, but then I couldn't stop laughing at all the plotholes, like the part when North Korea has food."
- Youtube commentor referring to a North Korean cartoon.

"Reality is a bitch when it slowly crawls out of your vagina and shits in your lap."
- Reddit comment

"Bitch wants a baby, so we're gonna fuck now. #bareback"
- Cambion

Oh whatever. Abortion doctors are crimestoppers."
- Miss Hannigan

I am 3 hours of snow shovelling, stinky and sweaty sexy !

( and heading to the shower, shortly, without the excuse of a needy kid to stay that way)

I am wet-from-the-rain-and-freezing-cold sexy! Am I doing this right?

I just cut turds out of my dog's tail. I'm grooming the dog sexy.

I'm having hot flashes. Sure, I could blame the hormones, but I prefer to call it

Tonight, I'm watching shitty anime with my anime club...I'm Otaku Sexy! wink

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

(Shameless blog promotion: http://popcornculturejunkie.wordpress.com/)

(Cornucopia of visual rantage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD78oSD27mzAlVzsB0q2ibA)

I got PMS and I'd like to step on someone's neck.

I'm not sexy, I'd like to punch someone in their fucking face.

How about that?

The other night one cat threw up on my clean laundry so I had to scrap it off and wash it again. I am now "No vomit on my foundation garments sexy." Let see some moo claim that one!

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Zzelda
I got PMS and I'd like to step on someone's neck.

I'm not sexy, I'd like to punch someone in their fucking face.

How about that?

LMAO!! Me too!

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freedomchick

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Zzelda
I got PMS and I'd like to step on someone's neck.

I'm not sexy, I'd like to punch someone in their fucking face.

How about that?

LMAO!! Me too!

Thirded. I'm "Shark Week" sexy!

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mypersonality.info

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader

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strange aeons

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freedomchick

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Zzelda
I got PMS and I'd like to step on someone's neck.

I'm not sexy, I'd like to punch someone in their fucking face.

How about that?

LMAO!! Me too!

Thirded. I'm "Shark Week" sexy!

Today I was feeling calmer. And while I might have Red Rage (LOL) - I managed not to have Road Rage. The traffic is insane here - and also - Tehs Holidaze. So, it's even worse.

I said to my friend - people are driving like ASSHOLES! Yep. He agreed. And said that he'd just got off the phone with his GF who said the exact same thing. Ha.

I'm SICK of this Holiday CRAP - I said, there should just be one name for all these seasonal Holidays - maybe something like - The Festival of Assholes!

GAH

Or, maybe I'm just feeling like - The ONE and ONLY competent driver in THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! Sexy?