Moos Lowing Re:Ruined Cooters

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kidsuck
OMFG I am going to have nightmares about the horrific things I read there!!!::brbl:hs
The things breeders will put up with for the almighty sprog is un freakin believable!!!
The one common phrase seems to be "But my husband never complains, lol!".......what the fuck is he gonna say? "Jeebuz Krist, what the hell HAPPENED down there?!?"z
Ya...that's precisely what he's THINKING, and why he will likely end up in a CF woman's bed in the near future, but he won't tell the "Holy Madonna" who just bore his fruit that!:lips
Man, it always amazes me that moos are so surprised when they end up looking like an inside out windsock after birfin a baybee...hello...WTF were you expecting??? You are not stretch armstrong honey!!!

Hey! What do you got against windsocks? :eyebrows

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Nothing against windsocks...cause I don't have to FUCK ONE!!!larious

This is the best birth control in the world! Everyone needs to know about "Ruined Vagina Syndrome" and those photos (which I won't even look at) need to be shown in schools along with the gross STD stuff.

Not enough women know about this horrible ruination of their yoni because NO ONE ever talks about it!

And you can do all the Kegels in the world, or elect for expensive laser vaginal rejuvenation surgery, but IT IS NEVER GOING TO BE THE SAME!

Wow, I am so glad to be CF!

I am very glad I didn't look at any pictures. I don't need to scar myself for life to confirm what I already knew. Childbirth SUCKS and can rip up your insides.

Oi, lurking moos, methinks it's time to offer up the stinkhole for your duhds to prevent some future secretarial banging, yeah?

I am so happy that my cooter is not maimed and my nipples actually point directly at you if you look at them, instead of pointing at the floor.

I couldn't look.

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This is the best birth control in the world! Everyone needs to know about "Ruined Vagina Syndrome" and those photos (which I won't even look at) need to be shown in schools along with the gross STD stuff.

Not enough women know about this horrible ruination of their yoni because NO ONE ever talks about it!

Exactly! If we educated people about the ravages of childbirth and parenting, I'm sure a lot fewer people would go for it! Even some men would probably wish to dissuade their women from going through it -- if they knew what their adventures in the bedroom would be like later!

What stupid cows. When I was a kid and first learned where babies come from, my very first thought was that there was NO WAY something that big was ever going to come out of ME. And I was just a little kid. Grown women could not suss this out. Gawd.

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kidsuck

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kidsuck
OMFG I am going to have nightmares about the horrific things I read there!!!::brbl:hs
The things breeders will put up with for the almighty sprog is un freakin believable!!!
The one common phrase seems to be "But my husband never complains, lol!".......what the fuck is he gonna say? "Jeebuz Krist, what the hell HAPPENED down there?!?"z
Ya...that's precisely what he's THINKING, and why he will likely end up in a CF woman's bed in the near future, but he won't tell the "Holy Madonna" who just bore his fruit that!:lips
Man, it always amazes me that moos are so surprised when they end up looking like an inside out windsock after birfin a baybee...hello...WTF were you expecting??? You are not stretch armstrong honey!!!

Hey! What do you got against windsocks? :eyebrows

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Nothing against windsocks...cause I don't have to FUCK ONE!!!larious

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

This could be one reason why women in the 50s/early 60s wore puffy long dresses. Unfortunately, today you can see what has happened with some women when they wear shorts or jeans. It's almost as bad as something else you see now on women - plumber's butt.

PS: We need an emoticon for grossed out.

Hm, might have to reduce it down a bit? Certainly gets the message across.

One thing not mentioned so far is that tearing can happen in front too! A lady on another forum mentioned that her clit was ruptured. How that could happen without damaging her urethra too, I don't know, and must assume she was totally mangled.

(I only looked at the Mayo illustrations, which only touch on perineal damage.)

Mom fessed up early on that one to me (but I was her c-section preemie, bro was not...)! I asked if she truly mourned about her sex life suffering because of damage, and she told me she didn't because Duh wasn't very good anyway. CF NOW AND FOREVER!!!

So maybe women were only designed to have one chyld? Anyone know if animals get torn up and wrecked like this? I kind of doubt it. Animals seem to have an easier time giving birth than human moos.

Google how hyenas give birth. LOL! Through the urethra?!! WTF kind of design is that?

No I think all births are somewhat traumatic, maybe marsupials got it right.

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One thing not mentioned so far is that tearing can happen in front too! A lady on another forum mentioned that her clit was ruptured. How that could happen without damaging her urethra too, I don't know, and must assume she was totally mangled.

(I only looked at the Mayo illustrations, which only touch on perineal damage.)

I've seen pics on cootie cosmetic surgeon "before" photos that look like someone took a jack hammer to the inside AND out, leaving them with a mangled, bloody, gaping hole where their genitalia used to be. A lot of them continue to tear and bleed inside and out for years on end until they can afford surgical intervention. Then, as if that isn't bad enough, there are the unfortunate ones who get fissures that are basically anal tears that go straight through to their cooters. In these cases, their holes literally leak shit. Women in third world countries get tossed out of their communities due to the horrific odor and mess and are left to live out their lives in exile. Of course their husbands won't have anything to do with them anymore since he doesn't want his dick in a shithole. It's awful.

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

EXACTLY. I thought to myself, NO FUCKING WAY am I ever going to do that. HELLLLLLLL NO.

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What stupid cows. When I was a kid and first learned where babies come from, my very first thought was that there was NO WAY something that big was ever going to come out of ME. And I was just a little kid. Grown women could not suss this out. Gawd.

Yeech, I sure as hell don't want to be thinking of those vaginas.

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Snark Shark
"won't SOMEONE think of the VAGINAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!"

Ok reading the comments before my first cuppa coffee....big mistake.

Needing almost 2 tampons? Oh no! And on down the thread....someone mentioned "anal tags?" I am horrified.

Two tampons!?!? Good god! That is just nasty.
Seeing this makes me SO glad to be CF!! There is no way I would ever ruin my parts like that! Nothing in the world is worth tearing up your vagina for, so that it barely looks like one. I'll keep my nice tight one, thanks! I would also like that whoever I happen to be with does not feel like he is sticking his penis into a bowl of porridge when having sex.

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Caramel Turtle
Wow. After reading these responses... I'm SO glad that the human race does not depend on self-centered, egotistical fembots as yourselves. Our world is a much better place without duplicates of YOU. So... thank you all... for not breeding.. no, really.. THANK YOU.

To the OP. It snaps back. It's DESIGNED to snap back.. duh. I've had better orgasms after 3 kids than I ever did before.. and isn't that what really counts?

I wish you wouldn't disgrace the good name of cute turtles with your disgusting stories about sex and how your sperm donor tolerates your overstretched sex canyon.

Honestly, I think the human race would be better off if there were more "selfish fucks" like us that chose not to breed and overcrowd the planet like we're the most important fucking species alive.
Puh-leeze, honey.

Also, may I just mention that you probably wouldn't even be on this Gods forsaken thread if you hadn't been googling how to please your man with that hamburger mashed pussy you're flapping in the breeze like sheets hung on the line during laundry day?
Come on now, how the fuck else would you find this thread if you weren't searching for something related to your cavernous cunt.

“I don’t have pet peeves, I have major, psychotic fucking hatreds.”
— George Carlin

A question for stupid Trollcunt:

How did you find this site unless you were looking for info on ravaged cooters, which you wouldn't be looking for if you didn't have one?

Methinks thou protest too much.

Oh and let's talk about Google diplomas and *we know all about what's happening to a women's va-jay after she gives birth* "cause I sawr dis nasty pickture of a 4th dagree tareeee on the interwebs"
I'm sorry but I caught my own baby in a water birth (something I'm sure none of you will ever experience anything nearly as amazing in your lifetime) and.. ummm... I've had worse *soreness* from rough sex.. mmmkay? Those photos of nasty blown out vaginas you've been graciously provided Google links for are from women who "purple-pushed" their baby out and couldn't feel a damn thing "down there" from their BLESSED epidurals hahahaha. No thanks. Hire a fucking midwife. Educate yourselves. You girls are sad... SAD human beings to be walking along amongst our future generation.

Just sayin'

So you risked your child's life for you own egotistical purposes. You are dirt.

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Caramel Turtle
Oh and let's talk about Google diplomas and *we know all about what's happening to a women's va-jay after she gives birth* "cause I sawr dis nasty pickture of a 4th dagree tareeee on the interwebs"
I'm sorry but I caught my own baby in a water birth (something I'm sure none of you will ever experience anything nearly as amazing in your lifetime) and.. ummm... I've had worse *soreness* from rough sex.. mmmkay? Those photos of nasty blown out vaginas you've been graciously provided Google links for are from women who "purple-pushed" their baby out and couldn't feel a damn thing "down there" from their BLESSED epidurals hahahaha. No thanks. Hire a fucking midwife. Educate yourselves. You girls are sad... SAD human beings to be walking along amongst our future generation.

Just sayin'

Be honest, after the birth you contemplated holding the crotchturd under the water didn't you? Wallow in your pigsty of misery sow.

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Caramel Turtle
Oh and let's talk about Google diplomas and *we know all about what's happening to a women's va-jay after she gives birth* "cause I sawr dis nasty pickture of a 4th dagree tareeee on the interwebs"
I'm sorry but I caught my own baby in a water birth (something I'm sure none of you will ever experience anything nearly as amazing in your lifetime) and.. ummm... I've had worse *soreness* from rough sex.. mmmkay? Those photos of nasty blown out vaginas you've been graciously provided Google links for are from women who "purple-pushed" their baby out and couldn't feel a damn thing "down there" from their BLESSED epidurals hahahaha. No thanks. Hire a fucking midwife. Educate yourselves. You girls are sad... SAD human beings to be walking along amongst our future generation.

Just sayin'

Oh, look everyone, we have a homebirth special snowflake who seems to think that just because she gave birth in a similar manner to a dolphin (which, by the way darlin', probably has a higher IQ than you do), she's so amazing. And different. And unique.
No, sweetheart, the minute you breed, you lose the right to call yourself anything beyond mediocre.
If even that.
Also, if that was the most amazing thing in your life, you haven't experienced shit beyond that high school education you taut so greatly, I'm sure.
Travel to a different country, learn yourself on an entirely new culture, create a beloved art style, write a best selling book, and then come back to me and tell me that shooting out a child is the "most amazing thing".

If I'M sad, you're a depressing piece of human being, my friend.
I AM a part of the future generation, and as it stands, my prospects look a lot brighter than yours, dearie.
So please, take your passive aggressive bullshit out of here and go buy a plus sized dildo to satisfy yourself while your mayun is busy doing overtime with the hot secretary at the office.
Granted that hippie fuck has a job in the first damn place.

JUST SAYIN'.

“I don’t have pet peeves, I have major, psychotic fucking hatreds.”
— George Carlin