Moos Lowing Re:Ruined Cooters

So this is what I miss when I'm at work or school making myself into a decent human being. Photographer and editor my ass. She's spouting all of the "sexy mawm" bullshit. "I have the best orgasms! I take huge dicks! Everything snaps back! Nobody wants to touch you icky childfree spinsters!" This one wasn't even entertaining like so many other trolls.

I say the mods out her. She seems to me like one of those people who hasn't had enough negative consequences in her life, and I think it needs fixed.

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

I'm 21 and I still feel like a teenager too. My vag is so tight my boyfriend can't stick two fingers in without hurting me... A lot. I could never imagine being able to fit my fist in there, much less a loaf.

I wonder if moo realizes that we still laugh at her when she's gone. Also, I wonder if she realizes that we see through her bullshit?.. Also how did the little piggly end up on a thread called "ruined cooters" anyway? Methinks she has a *slight* vag bag. Oh we'll, I wished they knew that they are a source of entertainment. Wallow in your jealousy, but make sure you take a picture for me.. Better yet.. Don't.

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So.. We know that food and water are running out, with overpopulation and all... Yet people keep on poppin' out those babies! I guess they want to have their baby and eat it too...

My top reason is that parenting gives you a free license to be selfish based purely on the fact that you're being selfish for an emanation of your own self. The illusion that what you do to benefit your children benefits them solely is a fallacy. Every parent benefits from the benefits that their children receive. Henceforth, it gives one a license to perpetuate a dog-eat-dog mentality that I perceive to be amoral. Parents say that their children are their greatest loves, what they forget to add is that they are their ONLY loves and only because their children are a reflection of themselves. I prefer to be able to love multiple people and have lasting relationships of many types and possess the essential core value of empathy for all than to restrict myself to an echo chamber of ego-masturbation and self-serving chicanery.

In short: Not parenting makes you a better person.

This troll is too obvious. There is nothing in this thread in key words that would make it come up in a Google search for "getting back into shape after baybee". She obviously has a ruined vag.

I do love the overcompensation too. "I'm a brain-surgeon, rocket-scientist and i've colonized life on Mars!" "NO really you guys, my life is AWESOME!! That's why I'm all pissed off and offended that I had to come here and post repeatedly!"

Our verbose troll is Christina C. Hacker of Clarkston, MI. Christine runs Baby Bears in-home daycare in her dump on Algonquin Boulevard. Don't trip on your flapping labia while running after the brats, honey.

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"[GFG's pregnancy is] kind of like at the stables where that one dumb, ugly-ass mare broke out of her corral one day and got herself screwed by the equally fugly colt that was due to be gelded the same afternoon."- Shiny

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Our verbose troll is Christina C. Hacker of Clarkston, MI. Christine runs Baby Bears in-home daycare in her dump on Algonquin Boulevard. Don't trip on your flapping labia while running after the brats, honey.

Haha, sucks to be you bitch. Not only do you have three of your own screeching tards you have to look after other people's too. That's what you get for being a failure and only knowing how to wipe shitty asses.

Hey parents! You can safely leave your child with a woman who posts things like this:

"I'm usually sticking something much larger than a vienna sausage in it" -quote, Christina Hacker of Clarkston, MI

"I've had worse *soreness* from rough sex.. mmmkay?" -quote, Christina Hacker of Clarkston, MI

"I've had better orgasms after 3 kids than I ever did before.. and isn't that what really counts?" -quote, Christina Hacker of Clarkston, MI

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"[GFG's pregnancy is] kind of like at the stables where that one dumb, ugly-ass mare broke out of her corral one day and got herself screwed by the equally fugly colt that was due to be gelded the same afternoon."- Shiny

Photographer and editor my ass.

Meet Christina Hacker, who runs a daycare out of her Michigan house. Or used to, since her license number doesn't exist in Michigan systems. She lives with someone named after a motorcycle swap sheet who does not share her last name (I know, shocker) and he is an AGM at Costco according to LinkedIn (or Cistco, because typos look great on business oriented sites).

Ok troll you can go buh-byeeee now.

Love,
Bratfree

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From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans
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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."

Pics! I want to laugh at its ugly ass.

I only found one of (possibly) the "spouse" and he looks like the lovechild of Flotsam and Napoleon Dynamite.

He looks awfully young, so it may not be him so I left him alone...though how many people are named after motorcycle swap sheets.

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From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans
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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."

So so so tempted to leave her a review on mychildcareguide.com.

LOL at Cistco!

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"[GFG's pregnancy is] kind of like at the stables where that one dumb, ugly-ass mare broke out of her corral one day and got herself screwed by the equally fugly colt that was due to be gelded the same afternoon."- Shiny

larious
And would I be right in assuming all of Christina Hacker's children came from different fathers?

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I'm sorry but I caught my own baby in a water birth

For all your talk about natural childbirth, that is one of the most unnatural things I've ever heard. Humans are LAND animals, not marine creatures. Sounds like you planned to drown the poor thing if he or she didn't look right.

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Caramel Turtle
Hire a fucking midwife.

Ah, yes. Let's all return to the Middle Ages, shall we? Then burn the midwife at the stake as a witch after the birthing goes bad because there's no qualified medical professional on hand.

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You girls are sad...

You sexist bitch! Half of us are men! I'm a GUY and I feel this way about your torn up twat. I wouldn't fuck you with Ron Jeremy's dick (even at 9 inches, he couldn't feel your destroyed walls).

Now, go back to your waterhead ... I mean water birthed ... offspring.

Whenever a Moo just "happens up" on topics like this they couldn't have POSSIBLY found, "by accident", it's always entertaining to watch them back pedal and make excuses. "Oh, I was ONLY looking for ways to get back my pre-baby body!". Really? This is your third loaf, so what is there to "learn" you don't already know? It doesn't take a PHD in Ravaged Cooter Syndrome™ to know that NO amount of exercise will cure it, none. It will have to be surgically repaired or you will be required to wear a jock strap to wrangle in the remnants of your lady bits when you wear pants or God forbid, you attempt to wear a swim suit!:hs

It does NOT just, "snap back", except perhaps in rare cases. Cooters and all their attached accessories are mostly made of muscle and like ANY muscle that's stretched out, torn, or otherwise injured, it doesn't just "go back" to like it was before. It's also predictable that Moo-Trolls will assume we are all women, which as Nathan pointed out simply isn't true. Then, typically like this cunt, they start up spouting off the Bingos like, "I hope YOU never breed", "You girls can't find a man", "You women will NEVER know the joy of sluicing", and our men must have Vienna sausage wieners, etc....ALL insults we have heard a million times before and are SO predictable, you can mark it down and lay odds on it. If they are going to come onto our turf where they are CLEARLY unwelcomed, at the very least I wish they'd create some new insults and fabricate better cover stories about how they mysteriously ended up here.

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

Our men must be Vienna sausages....maybe Harley Trader is his porn name? larious

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From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans
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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."

Hm, typical moo logic - she's glad we're not breeding but then tells us we should get a midwife.



Anyhoo, this shit pisses me off, and if she hadn't already been outed, I would have campaigned to have this be the excuse to do so:

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and.. ummm... I've had worse *soreness* from rough sex..

Riiiiight - rough sex hurts worse than childbirth, y'all! She actually expects people with fucking brains to buy this
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LYING MOO TELLS LIES!!! HUGE, OVER THE TOP LIES. The lies that no one could ever possibly buy in a squillion fucking years.

SHE came HERE and attempted to peddle us this "rough sex hurts worse than childbirth" whopper. On OUR BOARD she insults our intelligence with this. It's not bad enough she's a troll. Misery loves company so much that she resorts to lies that not even Mitt Romney would dare tell.

I can't be the only one thinking of Topper Harley.



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"[GFG's pregnancy is] kind of like at the stables where that one dumb, ugly-ass mare broke out of her corral one day and got herself screwed by the equally fugly colt that was due to be gelded the same afternoon."- Shiny

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I can't be the only one thinking of Topper Harley.

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Nope, except all I could think of is autotrader.com. Except for motorcycles.

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From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans
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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."

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law
Riiiiight - rough sex hurts worse than childbirth, y'all!

Perhaps if the rough sex involves having a melon rammed up you. But that's probably the only way she can feel sensations from penetration now.

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law
Riiiiight - rough sex hurts worse than childbirth, y'all!

Perhaps if the rough sex involves having a melon rammed up you. But that's probably the only way she can feel sensations from penetration now.

I was going to say that her hubby (boyfriend? baybee-daddy?) probably has to take matters into his own hands and go elbow deep, to give moo any sensation.

Yeah, right, whatever lady. Just because your mayun turns you into a human handpuppet in order for you to get off, doesn't mean we're stupid enough to buy that it's less painful than chyldbirth.

You guys, she's one of the extremely large number of internet moos who was able to easily push a baby out of her 'gina with no effort, even though it's tighter than a Chinese finger trap - you know the ones that also don't have any stretch marks, their boobs are just as perky as an 18 year old's, their areolas aren't the size of tea saucers, and their nipples don't look like ragged, half-chewed meat tootsie rolls.

And they all have super-clean houses (if they're teen moos, the house is huge too!), multiple late model cars, they own their own businesses, spend 6 months a year traveling around the world, and have sex at LEAST four times a day - you know, when they're not Googling "I love being a rich hot happy mom" and somehow getting Bratfree in the results...,

I forgot to include the eyeroll smiley - but I'm pretty sure I don't need it.

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I was going to say that her hubby (boyfriend? baybee-daddy?) probably has to take matters into his own hands and go elbow deep, to give moo any sensation.

Yeah, right, whatever lady. Just because your mayun turns you into a human handpuppet in order for you to get off, doesn't mean we're stupid enough to buy that it's less painful than chyldbirth.

Now I have images of a vet with his arm stuck in a cow up to his shoulder.

It lives outside of Detroit. eyes2

It's Current Dick is interested in Harley Davidson motorcycles. eyes2

Dick has to do 'rough sex' on Cow in order to get anything out of it. eyes2

These people are bottom of the barrel and likely profoundly retarded.

ICK.

Say it with me - SUCKS TO BE MOOO!!!

If anyone is able to get any pics of MooCunt and her Harley, I wanna see them!

Speaking of Harley's, I would assume that she wouldn't be able to ride on the seat of a Harley motorcycle without the danger of her enormous cooter swallowing it up. So imagine what happens when she tries to ride on Harley the MAN. There would be an echo of his penis flapping against her cooter cave for just a moment, and then Harley's 'little man' would get lost in the Labyrinth of the Large.

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I miss my little feather baby.