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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
July 14, 2011
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My immediate reaction to any questions or comments is a vehement "HYELL NO!" that I exclaim automatically lol. What can they do with that?? and then I elaborate depending on how much time I have lol. I love to defend my CFness. There is always a comeback to anything the breederific idiots have to say. 
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
July 19, 2011
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I cannot believe this very thing actually came out of someone's mouth, a couple of weeks ago, at work: "I don't understand how someone can be in their thirties and not have any kids." Really? REALLY? I can't say I'm surprised to my core, however, as it came from betwixt the fucked-up teeth of an admitted lazy breeder, with a blown-out waist.
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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
July 19, 2011
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"I don't understand how someone can be in their... *whatever age YOU are*.... and not realize that everyone is DIFFERENT and won't acquiesce to someone else's vision of what their OWN LIFE should be like." HA! There is *always* something to say back. F%cking ignorant breeders. 
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
July 19, 2011
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I can't believe I didn't get bingo'd.... I recently reconnected with some old neighborhood/childhood friends. They are of the major catholic variety. My best friend (when we were kids) from that family is a nun. I popped over to their neighborhood to say hello since I heard my nun friend was in town on vacation. Between myself, the nun, and her older sister (who has six kids), we got a little on the topic of kids. I told them how I get the bingos when I say it's just me, DH and the cats. The NUN actually said, "God made you the way you are. You have a loving husband and you have your cats. You are very blessed." It was so refreshing to have a little support in our decision. Of course, I didn't say a word about my pro-choice political stance, as I just didn't think it was appropriate.
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July 19, 2011
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I cannot believe this very thing actually came out of someone's mouth, a couple of weeks ago, at work: "I don't understand how someone can be in their thirties and not have any kids."
"Just lucky, I guess." "By understanding how to use condoms." "By being capable of independent thought."
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July 19, 2011
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I cannot believe this very thing actually came out of someone's mouth, a couple of weeks ago, at work: "I don't understand how someone can be in their thirties and not have any kids."
Really? REALLY?
I can't say I'm surprised to my core, however, as it came from betwixt the fucked-up teeth of an admitted lazy breeder, with a blown-out waist.
I'm almost 40 and don't have any- would that make their TINY BRAIN explode?
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July 20, 2011
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I cannot believe this very thing actually came out of someone's mouth, a couple of weeks ago, at work: "I don't understand how someone can be in their thirties and not have any kids."
Really? REALLY?
I can't say I'm surprised to my core, however, as it came from betwixt the fucked-up teeth of an admitted lazy breeder, with a blown-out waist.
I'm almost 40 and don't have any- would that make their TINY BRAIN explode?
OOOOOOOO! Redecoration in Brain Matter Gray TM! I can just hear the explosion now.... mmm, so satisfying! 
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
July 20, 2011
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My BF and I got sort-of bingoed while signing for our lease today. The agent was going through the terms of our lease, and brought up children. It's part of the rules, fair enough. He started to say "You guys don't have kids yet but if you do...I don't remember what he said, because I was looking at the face my BF was making (ever see a smile that's not actually a smile? That's the face.) The agent noticed too and quickly said, "or not." Kids came up a few more times, but got a non-reaction from us. The agent started feeling awkward, I guess, since we didn't appear to be interested in anything to do with kids. "You two are together right?" He eventually asked, obviously confused. Kids came up again as he was recapping the basic rules of the lease. My BF finally spoke up and said. "We're not having kids." The agent was trying to be professional, but didn't really know how to respond. "Ok, so you don't plan to, but accidents do happen. I know one guy who-" "My medical insurance company paid a lot of money to make sure there will be no accidents." I interrupted, referring to my recent tubal ligation. He must have felt very awkward as the matter was immediately dropped.
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
July 21, 2011
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Should have just said "I got my tubes tied, dumbass. You do the math." 
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July 21, 2011
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Should have just said "I got my tubes tied, dumbass. You do the math."
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July 21, 2011
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My BF and I got sort-of bingoed while signing for our lease today.
The agent was going through the terms of our lease, and brought up children. It's part of the rules, fair enough. He started to say "You guys don't have kids yet but if you do...I don't remember what he said, because I was looking at the face my BF was making (ever see a smile that's not actually a smile? That's the face.) The agent noticed too and quickly said, "or not." Kids came up a few more times, but got a non-reaction from us. The agent started feeling awkward, I guess, since we didn't appear to be interested in anything to do with kids. "You two are together right?" He eventually asked, obviously confused.
I'm kind of scared that this is what is going to happen to me and DF when we sign our lease in a couple weeks. At least the apartment complex is geared toward young professionals and grad students (one of the reasons we picked it, besides location. They even have a strictly enforced 10pm-8am quiet hour/noise ordinance!) Also, they know that I am a second year law student so at least there have been no bingoes yet.
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July 21, 2011
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techpriestessOOOOOOOO! Redecoration in Brain Matter Gray TM! I can just hear the explosion now.... mmm, so satisfying!
Duke Nukem fan, I take it?
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July 22, 2011
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I could never thought i get bingoed in this situation but now nothing amazes me anymore. Today it was the funeral of my husband's grandma and while we were at the table eating after the actual funeral, a lady which we never saw in our lives came to meet the ones around. She jus asked my MIL who are we and after that she exclaimed in a very superior tone "ohh you do not a family yet!" Me and my husband just stood there with our mouths open. Besides the fact that she insulted both of us (what the fuck are we then? two strangers who signed a contract?!?!?), the circumstance was very innapropriate. Then she started talking how many loaves she has shitted and how many grandbrats she is expecting. Some simple condoleances would have been enough. I was not there to listen how productive her cunt is 
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July 22, 2011
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techpriestessOOOOOOOO! Redecoration in Brain Matter Gray TM! I can just hear the explosion now.... mmm, so satisfying!
Duke Nukem fan, I take it?
Ahhh, you caught me! XD He was my childhood hero.
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July 23, 2011
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Some simple condoleances would have been enough. I was not there to listen how productive her cunt is
These people have no shame at all, but if you bashed her around the head with the nearest heavy object, YOU'D be the one in the wrong. It makes no sense. 
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July 23, 2011
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Edited, posted in the wrong thread! Oops!
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July 23, 2011
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blackpearl
she exclaimed in a very superior tone "ohh you do not a family yet!"
"NOPE I GUESS TWO PEOPLE WHO HAVE PARENTS, GRAND-PARENTS, AND EACH OTHER AREN'T QUITE A FAMBLEEE!!! BITCH!!"
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July 24, 2011
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blackpearl
I was not there to listen how productive her cunt is
LET'S GET 'ER!!!  I hate that shit.
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July 24, 2011
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HAAAAAAAAaahaha, that reminds me - I was near-bingoed, last night. The guy I ran into on the day shift as I was finishing up asked me if I was married, and I said, "Hell, no." Then, he asked if I'd ever been married before, to which I replied, "HAha, no. NO way." He then asked, "What, you don't want to get married?" I said, "Hell no, I don't." He then asked me if I had any kids, and I must've made a horrified/grossed-out face, when I said that I didn't. "Well, they make the world go 'round." My world's been going 'round quite fine for 33 years, thanks. But it was weird, because he wasn't being a dickhole about it. They seemed like genuine questions, not meant to berate or indoctrinate. That is why he's still breathing.
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July 24, 2011
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"Well, they make the world go 'round." "NO, that would be GRAVITY. Retard!"
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July 25, 2011
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Gravity and inertia 
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July 25, 2011
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Hello everyone I'm new here  My mother asked me "Don't you want to go on school trips with children?" I laughed and said "Uh you mean spend hours on a trip to the zoo where the animals are more civilized than the children with their obnoxious parents? No thanks I'd rather go to vegas"
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July 25, 2011
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Gravity and inertia
I'm unreasonably irritated that I couldn't post that from my blackberry and my internet connection on my PC wasn't working.
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July 25, 2011
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Hello everyone I'm new here My mother asked me "Don't you want to go on school trips with children?"
"About as much as I want to be SHOT IN THE HEAD WITH A NAILGUN."
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July 26, 2011
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My BF and I got sort-of bingoed while signing for our lease today.
The agent was going through the terms of our lease, and brought up children. It's part of the rules, fair enough. He started to say "You guys don't have kids yet but if you do...I don't remember what he said, because I was looking at the face my BF was making (ever see a smile that's not actually a smile? That's the face.) The agent noticed too and quickly said, "or not." Kids came up a few more times, but got a non-reaction from us. The agent started feeling awkward, I guess, since we didn't appear to be interested in anything to do with kids. "You two are together right?" He eventually asked, obviously confused.
I'm kind of scared that this is what is going to happen to me and DF when we sign our lease in a couple weeks. At least the apartment complex is geared toward young professionals and grad students (one of the reasons we picked it, besides location. They even have a strictly enforced 10pm-8am quiet hour/noise ordinance!) Also, they know that I am a second year law student so at least there have been no bingoes yet.
You've got two weapons: "We're not having kids" and "I'd prefer not to discuss this matter, if you don't mind." Keep using them until the person gets the hint. Good luck. That apartment complex sounds AWESOME.
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