Caskets for First Trimester Miscarriages:wtf
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Re: Caskets for First Trimester Miscarriages:wtf July 17, 2011 |
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brillig79
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. A farking CASKET for first trimester miscarriages?! How the fark are they going to know which "clot" to put in the damn casket? What is this I don't even...
Well, it's about the right size for a Kotex mini pad, so maybe they're just going to bury the whole pad so's not to miss any of the "baby".
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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Re: Caskets for First Trimester Miscarriages:wtf July 17, 2011 |
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juliewashere88
caskets for clumps
...LOL...would make a good business name! Shit, what would we need - some clamshell takeout boxes and some brown paint? Can you imagine the profit margin?!
The original site shows some dignified and I guess what one would consider understated containers. Anyone else getting into the craft could go as high falutin' as they want by going to their local Michael's or Hobby Lobby and checking the scrapbook and craft section.
Btw, did anyone else read the details of the containers? Gruesome :goggle
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Why The Bottle?
we realized that the handling and burial of a miscarried baby often brings with it some special challenges. Specifically, the miscarried baby’s skeletal system is not fully developed, and so the baby does not retain his/her natural form after birth. The miscarried baby’s skin may be sticky to the touch.
Placing our baby in the bottle, and partially wrapping the bottle with a blanket allowed us to cuddle and rock our baby without worrying about skin breakdown.
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Why The Cover?
Sometimes the baby is not completely intact and not all people are able to view the remains of a miscarried child and therefore a covering is desired. This is especially helpful on the case of a D& C or when the baby's body is not intact..
Put this under the "why in the hell would you do that?!!" category :crz
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After being suspended in water, our baby's appearance was improved, even when we occasionally removed him from the water.
*blerf* :drool Why not just slap the thing between the pages of a heavy book until it's flat and dry then enclose it in an acrylic container and stick it on a key chain?
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Re: Caskets for First Trimester Miscarriages:wtf July 17, 2011 |
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herbalgeek
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glynnis
Yanno, I wish I would have thought of this. In this shit economy, separating breeders from their cash would be a dream come true. I would chalk it up to reclaiming my tax money.
I have the same thought every time I see something like this. BTW,Quote
juliewashere88
caskets for clumps
...LOL...would make a good business name! Shit, what would we need - some clamshell takeout boxes and some brown paint? Can you imagine the profit margin?!
Yes I was thinking along the same lines too!
Although I was thinking shoe boxes covered with construction paper or seasonably appropriate gift paper which could be sold at "craft fairs" - howzat for Mondo Tacky? LOL. Plus, it is something that the housebound Moo can get started on right away! With just a few simple scrap booking supplies and tossed out boxes! Start your own BUSINESS today! Wow!I was also thinking cremation. Fry that clump up in a used Jiffy Pop aluminum pan - call it a "cremation service" - and hey! You're makin MONEE!!!
Burials "At Sea" (or, the retention pond next to Arby's) - for the LOW RATE! of $450!!!
CALL TODAY!!!
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Re: Caskets for First Trimester Miscarriages:wtf July 17, 2011 |
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Zzelda
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herbalgeek
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glynnis
Yanno, I wish I would have thought of this. In this shit economy, separating breeders from their cash would be a dream come true. I would chalk it up to reclaiming my tax money.
I have the same thought every time I see something like this. BTW,Quote
juliewashere88
caskets for clumps
...LOL...would make a good business name! Shit, what would we need - some clamshell takeout boxes and some brown paint? Can you imagine the profit margin?!
Yes I was thinking along the same lines too!
Watch it, you're going to give those folks at Esty bad ideas and then it will be on Regresty!
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Re: Caskets for First Trimester Miscarriages:wtf July 17, 2011 |
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juliewashere88
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mistress rotwang
and there is one born every minute.
I see what you did there.
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Re: Caskets for First Trimester Miscarriages:wtf July 18, 2011 |
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clematis
From the customer comments:
"I think this experience has made me much stronger in my pro life stance; praise God because I have had some unfortunate experiences with my doctors lately. For example, my doctor stated I basically should not waste my money burying my baby because, after all it may just be "tissue". Needless to say I am looking for another doctor. My baby died in utero at six weeks and one day. My doctor won't give me a fetal death certificate so I can bury Morgan in a cemetary because she says 'how can she be sure it was a fetus and not tissue'."
Can you imagine how often doctors are pestered to give them death certificates for this type of nonsense? This explains why so many hospitals are now giving out these "certificates of life", or something similar, for most any miscarriage, upon request. They're probably the equivalent of "student of the week" certificates that are printed for a dime a dozen and handed out to anyone and everyone with no real meaning or legally binding in any way. Don't they see they are just being appeased so they will STFU and move on?
These moos who bury "babies" at a week or two gestation because they missed a period and/or saw an imagined pink line on a piss test stick are probably the worst of the bunch too.Perhaps someone could create a combo pack of an inpig test and a "casket" for maybe $99 plus shipping and handling. If it wasn't so fucking macabre, I honestly would consider doing this. On most any of the inpig sections of moo forums in the "loss and grief" topics there are hoards of moos who claim to have had 7 or more "miscarriages" in a year or two time frame. It's obvious to any sane casual observer that these "pregnancies" were highly likely only a combination of the hormones they are taking to assist in getting inpig causing these "symptoms" and a late period.
Years ago I worked with a moo wannabbe who was in the throes of fertility assisted "ttc" and she actually had a "mother's bracelet" with various "birth stones" of ALL of her angel babies. She had calculated their would be birth months and there were about 7 or 8 birth stones in the bracelet and plenty of empty ones for later on too.THIS was my first exposure to this insanity, but at the time I thought it was an isolated case.:crz
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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