Caskets for First Trimester Miscarriages

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juliewashere88

BTW, despite what misogynists and other insane people like to pretend, this is what an early miscarriage/abortion looks like. There is something fundamentally wrong with the brain of anyone who can't tell the difference.

it looks like snot!

Well, it WAS dick snot several weeks prior, I guess...

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clematis
From the customer comments:

"I think this experience has made me much stronger in my pro life stance; praise God because I have had some unfortunate experiences with my doctors lately. For example, my doctor stated I basically should not waste my money burying my baby because, after all it may just be "tissue". Needless to say I am looking for another doctor. My baby died in utero at six weeks and one day. My doctor won't give me a fetal death certificate so I can bury Morgan in a cemetary because she says 'how can she be sure it was a fetus and not tissue'."

Can you imagine how often doctors are pestered to give them death certificates for this type of nonsense? This explains why so many hospitals are now giving out these "certificates of life", or something similar, for most any miscarriage, upon request. They're probably the equivalent of "student of the week" certificates that are printed for a dime a dozen and handed out to anyone and everyone with no real meaning or legally binding in any way. Don't they see they are just being appeased so they will STFU and move on? These moos who bury "babies" at a week or two gestation because they missed a period and/or saw an imagined pink line on a piss test stick are probably the worst of the bunch too.

Perhaps someone could create a combo pack of an inpig test and a "casket" for maybe $99 plus shipping and handling. If it wasn't so fucking macabre, I honestly would consider doing this. On most any of the inpig sections of moo forums in the "loss and grief" topics there are hoards of moos who claim to have had 7 or more "miscarriages" in a year or two time frame. It's obvious to any sane casual observer that these "pregnancies" were highly likely only a combination of the hormones they are taking to assist in getting inpig causing these "symptoms" and a late period. Years ago I worked with a moo wannabbe who was in the throes of fertility assisted "ttc" and she actually had a "mother's bracelet" with various "birth stones" of ALL of her angel babies. She had calculated their would be birth months and there were about 7 or 8 birth stones in the bracelet and plenty of empty ones for later on too.

THIS was my first exposure to this insanity, but at the time I thought it was an isolated case.

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BTW, despite what misogynists and other insane people like to pretend, this is what an early miscarriage/abortion looks like. There is something fundamentally wrong with the brain of anyone who can't tell the difference.

Incidentally, if I ever became preggo (not likely as I've had a tubal ligation) I'd keep the resulting abortion in a jar of formaldehyde, if it was even big enough to be easily visible.

Last pic looks like something you'd find in a bait shop!

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Miss_Hannigan_NLI
One day Jeb mistook the fetus jar for Uncle Josh's Pork Rinds. Taffi Jo never forgave him for sticking Junior on his best treble hook.

Hannigan -- DAMN! I was eating lunch and now half a mouthful is spat out on my desk

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Miss_Hannigan_NLI
Our Experience

While we have been blessed to bring seven living children into this world, along the way, we have lost three children to miscarriage. Our first two died at 6 and 10 weeks of gestation, and their remains are buried in baby food jars at the head of our gravesites. We noticed the improved appearance of the 10 week old when in the jar of water. Our last loss was at 17 weeks and required us to go through labor at the hospital. We chose to place him in a jar of water also, and his appearance improved dramatically from when he was delivered. Despite searching diligently for a suitable burial casket, he was buried in a canning jar that fit into a wooden box we had found. We realized there was a real need to provide burial materials for miscarried children, and so we began developing and offering these products.

Am I the only one who thinks it's horribly insensitive to people who have actually lost children to pretend that losing a pregnancy, not having a child in the first place (that time, anyway,) is the same thing? Even just pretending a clump is the same as an actual child, I think, is devaluing children and makes me question their suitability as parents.

Do you know why it's sad when a person dies? Because that person had thoughts, feelings, dreams. We have memories of that person, getting to know them, spending time with them. We're sad because that person is no longer a part of our lives, and can no longer continue with their own as they had planned.

It's OK to be sad about a miscarriage, about lost potential, a hope unrealized. But to pretend that a child simply not coming into existence is the same as the death of a child, or any other person, is the same is just sick and degrades the real tragedy and grief of the survivors.

Ok, so I think we have our business model. We start Caskets For Clumps, wherein we make little caskets out of whatever cigarette and shoe boxes we have around (paint em up all pretty, of course.) We can even buy a plot of land (wouldn't have to be very big) for the Clump Cemetery. Then we can not only charge for the casket, but for funeral services, a headstone, flowers, grave, and whatever else. Then, after the burial, we go dig the clumps up and sell them in our bait shop, Clumps For Catfish.

You think I'm sick? See, I joke about this kind of fucked up, predatory shit. What I've joked about doing isn't any worse than what Heaven's Gain is actually doing, with a straight face.

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juliewashere88
BTW, despite what misogynists and other insane people like to pretend, this is what an early miscarriage/abortion looks like. There is something fundamentally wrong with the brain of anyone who can't tell the difference.

Incidentally, if I ever became preggo (not likely as I've had a tubal ligation) I'd keep the resulting abortion in a jar of formaldehyde, if it was even big enough to be easily visible.

Here's another idea:

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juliewashere88
Ok, so I think we have our business model. We start Caskets For Clumps, wherein we make little caskets out of whatever cigarette and shoe boxes we have around (paint em up all pretty, of course.) We can even buy a plot of land (wouldn't have to be very big) for the Clump Cemetery. Then we can not only charge for the casket, but for funeral services, a headstone, flowers, grave, and whatever else. Then, after the burial, we go dig the clumps up and sell them in our bait shop, Clumps For Catfish.

You think I'm sick? See, I joke about this kind of fucked up, predatory shit. What I've joked about doing isn't any worse than what Heaven's Gain is actually doing, with a straight face.

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juliewashere88
BTW, despite what misogynists and other insane people like to pretend, this is what an early miscarriage/abortion looks like. There is something fundamentally wrong with the brain of anyone who can't tell the difference.

Incidentally, if I ever became preggo (not likely as I've had a tubal ligation) I'd keep the resulting abortion in a jar of formaldehyde, if it was even big enough to be easily visible.

Here's another idea:

SEA CLUMPS!

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Cambion
And I looked at those early abortion pictures. Holy fucking hell, that image of the ectopic pregnancy doesn't even look human! Is that a stinger I see on it? Are they sure that's a human and not an alien embryo? Gods, it not only IS a parasite, but now is most certainly looks like one. Why would you pay money to bury that? I'd flush it for free and spend the money on celebratory food or a new toilet seat or something.

Alien Scorpion Baby!

No wonder so many horror films have mined the "joy" of inpignancy for total scares, because it's CREEPY.

Just to name a few: Rosemary's Baby, It's Alive, The Brood and the Alien tetralogy.

Here's one. A mysterious new virus results in a boom of mutant, venom-injecting fetuses armed with razor-sharp teeth and claws, that slowly consume the inpig alive from within.

FETUS
Pregnancy complications have just become even more painful.

don't forget the sequels:

FETUS 2: This Time It's Personal

FETUS 3-D

FETUS 4: THE SEARCH FOR CURLEYS GOLD (title by Craig Fergusen).

and the spin-offs:

FETUS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

ALIEN FETUS

FREDDY KRUGER VS. FETUS

WHEN HARRY MET FETUS

also:

ANIMAL FETUS WEEK on "Animal Planet"

ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FETUS? game show

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yurble
Look for 'Electroplating the Dead,' a Victorian-era invention which never really took off.

sounds like a Clive Barker story!

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Miss_Hannigan_NLI
Our Experience

While we have been blessed to bring seven living children into this world, along the way, we have lost three children to miscarriage. Our first two died at 6 and 10 weeks of gestation, and their remains are buried in baby food jars at the head of our gravesites. We noticed the improved appearance of the 10 week old when in the jar of water. Our last loss was at 17 weeks and required us to go through labor at the hospital. We chose to place him in a jar of water also, and his appearance improved dramatically from when he was delivered. Despite searching diligently for a suitable burial casket, he was buried in a canning jar that fit into a wooden box we had found. We realized there was a real need to provide burial materials for miscarried children, and so we began developing and offering these products.

One day Jeb mistook the fetus jar for Uncle Josh's Pork Rinds. Taffi Jo never forgave him for sticking Junior on his best treble hook.

OK - it's 309 degrees K in here right now, I just killed 8 beers, and smoked a load of 'label' high priced weed. So, I might not be reading this right - but - I suspect I am because - it seems to me that Burial Obsessed Cow must've been digging up her various baby food and mason jar trials - to be able to opine which ones look better.

Am I reading this right? What do these statements imply? Help me out here......

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Miss_Hannigan_NLI
Our Experience

While we have been blessed to bring seven living children into this world, along the way, we have lost three children to miscarriage. Our first two died at 6 and 10 weeks of gestation, and their remains are buried in baby food jars at the head of our gravesites. We noticed the improved appearance of the 10 week old when in the jar of water. Our last loss was at 17 weeks and required us to go through labor at the hospital. We chose to place him in a jar of water also, and his appearance improved dramatically from when he was delivered. Despite searching diligently for a suitable burial casket, he was buried in a canning jar that fit into a wooden box we had found. We realized there was a real need to provide burial materials for miscarried children, and so we began developing and offering these products.

One day Jeb mistook the fetus jar for Uncle Josh's Pork Rinds. Taffi Jo never forgave him for sticking Junior on his best treble hook.

OK - it's 309 degrees K in here right now, I just killed 8 beers, and smoked a load of 'label' high priced weed. So, I might not be reading this right - but - I suspect I am because - it seems to me that Burial Obsessed Cow must've been digging up her various baby food and mason jar trials - to be able to opine which ones look better.

Am I reading this right? What do these statements imply? Help me out here......

either that or she never reallyBURIED `em, just kept `em in JARS ON THE MANTLE.

"THESE HEAH AW OUWR DEAD BABBIEZ. THEY'Z IN THESE HEAH JAHWZ."

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juliewashere88
Ok, so I think we have our business model. We start Caskets For Clumps, wherein we make little caskets out of whatever cigarette and shoe boxes we have around (paint em up all pretty, of course.) We can even buy a plot of land (wouldn't have to be very big) for the Clump Cemetery. Then we can not only charge for the casket, but for funeral services, a headstone, flowers, grave, and whatever else. Then, after the burial, we go dig the clumps up and sell them in our bait shop, Clumps For Catfish.

I salute your sick mind. It's tremendous!

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juliewashere88
BTW, despite what misogynists and other insane people like to pretend, this is what an early miscarriage/abortion looks like. There is something fundamentally wrong with the brain of anyone who can't tell the difference.

Incidentally, if I ever became preggo (not likely as I've had a tubal ligation) I'd keep the resulting abortion in a jar of formaldehyde, if it was even big enough to be easily visible.

Here's another idea:

What the fuck IS THAT?

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juliewashere88
BTW, despite what misogynists and other insane people like to pretend, this is what an early miscarriage/abortion looks like. There is something fundamentally wrong with the brain of anyone who can't tell the difference.

Incidentally, if I ever became preggo (not likely as I've had a tubal ligation) I'd keep the resulting abortion in a jar of formaldehyde, if it was even big enough to be easily visible.

Here's another idea:

What the fuck IS THAT?

sea monkeys in a tiny fish tank (or re-purposed old toy).

It looks like crab meat with a baby rattle.

FWIW, my mom had two miscarriages before I was born. One of the pregnancies were twins. On both occasions, she expelled them in the toilet after experiencing pain. She says she took them out, blessed them, and then flushed them. Afterwards, she went for a D&C (I believe) and they found she had a large cyst on her ovary. It was removed and I came along shortly thereafter.

Dumbest idea ever! I can't understand why anyone would be sad and acknowledge the "death" of something that's not even sentient. If it was an actual baby that didn't make it, it would make more sense, but not a clump of tissue for christ sake! It's actually really creepy that they would really make caskets for a wad of tissue that was miscarried at 4 like weeks and does not even closely resemble a human being...

The first trimester abortion looks like something I blow out of my nose! As a matter of fact, I could not tell which one was the clump of tissue without the person in the picture pointing it out.

_{^{All morons!!!! I hope none of you have to go through a miscarriage!! You are all sick in the head for the way you think!!! Bunch of clots?, I lost my baby yeah and I said baby @6 wks. and 6days and it had little arms and legs.......I feel sorry that you joke @ others misfortune. Maybe we should throw you in a casket and call you just a bunch of clots!! Or how about ignorant @$$holes!!!}}



No it didn't have limbs moron. Many of us are healthcare workers and are quit familiar with the anatomy and physiology of fetal development. At that stage the coccyx is still external. the length is approximately 12.7 millimeters It has buds less than 1 millimeter in length. I feel sorry for you that you are so stupid and expect an obviously flagrant lie like that to fly. The only moron and asshole here is in your mirror

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All morons!!!! I hope none of you have to go through a miscarriage!! You are all sick in the head for the way you think!!! Bunch of clots?, I lost my baby yeah and I said baby @6 wks. and 6days and it had little arms and legs.......I feel sorry that you joke @ others misfortune. Maybe we should throw you in a casket and call you just a bunch of clots!! Or how about ignorant @$$holes!!!

Get the fuck off of our board you ignorant twatwaffle cunt

You never had a baby. Stop crying over spilled milk blood.

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All morons!!!! I hope none of you have to go through a miscarriage!! You are all sick in the head for the way you think!!! Bunch of clots?, I lost my baby yeah and I said baby @6 wks. and 6days and it had little arms and legs.......I feel sorry that you joke @ others misfortune. Maybe we should throw you in a casket and call you just a bunch of clots!! Or how about ignorant @$$holes!!!

Yawn. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Oh gee I'm devastated you find us offensive. Fuck off moo.

I wouldn't have a miscarriage, because I wouldn't have been pregnant.

If I ever do get pregnant despite my husband's and my precautions, I will be getting an abortion as soon as I can get an appointment.

If one of my husband's sperm thwarted our prophylactic efforts, I'd be happy for a miscarriage. I'd be praying for a miscarriage. I would be begging the Universe to rid me of the parasitic hijacker.

You are the one who is sick if she thinks a 6 week old piece of medical waste is a baby. If it was incapable of surviving outside your body, it most certainly was NOT a baby. Get the fuck over yourself.

Had your product of conception survived, it most likely would have been damaged goods. Miscarriages are one of the body's ways of getting rid of inferior specimens.

It's your hell; you rot in it!

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glynnis
Yanno, I wish I would have thought of this. In this shit economy, separating breeders from their cash would be a dream come true. I would chalk it up to reclaiming my tax money.

I have the same thought every time I see something like this. BTW,

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caskets for clumps

...LOL...would make a good business name! Shit, what would we need - some clamshell takeout boxes and some brown paint? Can you imagine the profit margin?!

And I thought Tupperware was a ripoff! Oh wait, maybe they will start selling these kind of containers at home parties!

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juliewashere88
BTW, despite what misogynists and other insane people like to pretend, this is what an early miscarriage/abortion looks like. There is something fundamentally wrong with the brain of anyone who can't tell the difference.

Incidentally, if I ever became preggo (not likely as I've had a tubal ligation) I'd keep the resulting abortion in a jar of formaldehyde, if it was even big enough to be easily visible.

Here's another idea:

Actually, I thought that was container for creating a baby that was on that bad Lifetime movie "Tomorrow's Child".

Now, are we going to have home parties to sell it?