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Re: Inpig Moos and Their Stinky Twats (Moos Share Gross Rank Cooter-Tales):rolleyes2 July 25, 2012 |
Re: Inpig Moos and Their Stinky Twats (Moos Share Gross Rank Cooter-Tales):rolleyes2 July 26, 2012 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 2,975 |
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She said she just wanted an orgasm, so if I did not want to have sex, she wanted me to finger her. So I fingered her, & no matter how hard I tried to wash it off, there was a nasty odor on my finger for several days. Look...I won't gross y'all out & compare it to food or anything.
Re: Inpig Moos and Their Stinky Twats (Moos Share Gross Rank Cooter-Tales):rolleyes2 June 05, 2013 | Registered: 15 years ago Posts: 12,447 |
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Re: Inpig Moos and Their Stinky Twats (Moos Share Gross Rank Cooter-Tales):rolleyes2 June 05, 2013 | Registered: 15 years ago Posts: 12,447 |
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eeewww....
From my experience as a piercer (I'm female, so get most of the female genital work...) twat smells like twat.
They all smell a bit yeasty, a bit salty, a bit fishy and a bit sweet. The scents should be in balance, therefore meaning that the flora down there are in balance. If one smell outdoes the others, then you have a problem.
I've come face to face with a few...and if they smell bad, I pass the owner a baby wipe and ask them to have a little clean up. In a nice way - usually a 'oh, you've been shopping all day, I'll let you freshen up a bit while I set everything up'. If they're really bad, I send them away with a recommendation to visit the doc before I work on them (usually stating that there's more chance of an infection in your lovely new piercing if you've got an infection down there).
Ladies who wish to have their gentials pierced, do me and whoever pierces you a favour - come to the studio in the MORNING...preferably within an hour of having a shower. shopping all day in tight jeans, or sitting in an office in polyester all day really doesn't help. I've got to go face on with it - I'd rather it not have the stench of sweat and fart thank you! If you have been away from a shower and moving around or sitting in non-breathable fibres for a few hours, ask for a baby wipe!!
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Re: Inpig Moos and Their Stinky Twats (Moos Share Gross Rank Cooter-Tales):rolleyes2 June 05, 2013 |
Re: Inpig Moos and Their Stinky Twats (Moos Share Gross Rank Cooter-Tales):rolleyes2 June 05, 2013 | Registered: 15 years ago Posts: 12,447 |
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Thankfully...I haven't seen any ravaged ones yet.
Most of the ones I've seen have been pre-brat. Moos tend to think that it's not the kind of thing a moo has.
I've probably just jinxed myself now and will spend a couple of weeks dealing with proper beef curtains...
I work in the studio for about 2 weeks a year while the bloke who trained me has a holiday, so I'll let you know if any come in!
It does make me wonder whether some of the really bad ones that I've sent to the docs might be ravaged though...Usually, as soon as they lay down on the bed with their undies off, the smell made me close their legs and suggest seeing a medical professional.
The only near-disaster I've seen is a woman who visited a different piercer and came to me because her genital piercing was hurting all the time. He'd managed to pierce too low and just missed the main part of the clitoris. That was an interesting afternoon. I had to ask her so many personal questions about sex and masturbation. She'd had the piercing for about a month and I had to check that the nerve hadn't been severed by whoever the fucking idiot was that had come at her with a needle previously. Luckily, she didn't have any damage - the pain was being caused by the ring being too big and rubbing on the nerve all the time (A Horizontal hood is supposed to be pleasurable at the point of orgasm as the clit stiffens and it stimulates the nerve - not all the time!!). If the nerve had been damaged, I wouldn't have been able to remove it and redo it in the right place - it would have been a legal issue.
Re: Inpig Moos and Their Stinky Twats (Moos Share Gross Rank Cooter-Tales):rolleyes2 June 05, 2013 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 1,634 |
Re: Inpig Moos and Their Stinky Twats (Moos Share Gross Rank Cooter-Tales):rolleyes2 June 06, 2013 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 12,434 |
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hankyou for the info and keep us posted should you ever see or smell a Moo afflicted with Ravaged Cooter Syndrome™ . I can see why you wouldn't, I mean they KNOW they have "Proper Beef Curtains"(™ pending) larious and probably want to keep the blinds drawn on that atrocity..
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Re: Inpig Moos and Their Stinky Twats (Moos Share Gross Rank Cooter-Tales):rolleyes2 June 07, 2013 |
Re: Inpig Moos and Their Stinky Twats (Moos Share Gross Rank Cooter-Tales):rolleyes2 June 07, 2013 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 186 |
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For any info - ask a PROPER piercer - one who has done more than a two week course. It took me 3 YEARS to apprentice properly. My doctor asks me any questions he's got about them! Don't trust the docs, I've seen them cause more problems than good. Docs always tell you to take it out if you have an infection - DON'T. Taking it out causes the entry and exit holes to heal, leaving a nice big ball of infection inside that will abcess.
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Re: Inpig Moos and Their Stinky Twats (Moos Share Gross Rank Cooter-Tales):rolleyes2 June 07, 2013 |
Re: Inpig Moos and Their Stinky Twats (Moos Share Gross Rank Cooter-Tales):rolleyes2 June 08, 2013 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 186 |
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From what you've said, it sounds like there could be a couple of causes.
Was it done with a gun or a needle? I never use a gun for anything. A needle might look more brutal, because it's a big needle, but it's actually much more gentle on the flesh. A needle slices through and takes out a small tunnel of tissue. A gun smashes it's way through.
You could be allergic to titanium. I am (which really pisses off most piercers). The EU directives say that you should use titanium, Niobium or PTFE for initial piercings. I use Surgical 316L steel or PTFE for mine. A titanium allergy is not life threatening, just annoying. It means that if you use titanium in a fresh piercing, it will feel like the skin is sticking to the jewellery and won't heal properly. I had one done with titanium and me and my boss watched to see what happened over the next week. I was showing all the classic signs of infection, even though another one done at the same time with steel had no problems. I swapped the titanium for steel and everything went away.
Was it coloured titanium? (anything other than silver colour). Some fo the coloured titanium is not that good and can shed colour which could cause problems with healing.
It could have been done in the wrong way - at an angle, or through a blood vessel.
It might have got a hair wrapped around it.
If you took it out before healing any infection, it could have caused an abcess.
You could have ketonic (i think...) skin - skin that scars badly regardless of the injury. This type of skin can cause lumps of scar tissue to appear at piercing points.
When we meet, I'll have a look
I have a few tattoos. The best advice I was given was to find something you like and stick it in your wallet, or on the back of the bathroom door. Look at it daily for about 2 weeks. If you're still in love with it, get it, if you're not, then it's not the right design. There's always the cover up option - where you have another tattoo on top if you really hate it after a few years. I've had one coverup and am going to get another one at some point.
Re: Inpig Moos and Their Stinky Twats (Moos Share Gross Rank Cooter-Tales):rolleyes2 June 08, 2013 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 579 |
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I have a few tattoos. The best advice I was given was to find something you like and stick it in your wallet, or on the back of the bathroom door. Look at it daily for about 2 weeks. If you're still in love with it, get it, if you're not, then it's not the right design. There's always the cover up option - where you have another tattoo on top if you really hate it after a few years. I've had one coverup and am going to get another one at some point.
Re: Inpig Moos and Their Stinky Twats (Moos Share Gross Rank Cooter-Tales):rolleyes2 June 09, 2013 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 438 |
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Re: Inpig Moos and Their Stinky Twats (Moos Share Gross Rank Cooter-Tales):rolleyes2 June 09, 2013 | Registered: 15 years ago Posts: 12,447 |
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I have to say I was browsing the "I fucking love Science" group on facestalk earlier when I saw this particular picture and thought of this thread.
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Re: Inpig Moos and Their Stinky Twats (Moos Share Gross Rank Cooter-Tales):rolleyes2 June 10, 2013 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 1,735 |