Inpig Moos and Their Stinky Twats (Moos Share Gross Rank Cooter-Tales):rolleyes2
Posted by kidlesskim
Miss Hannigan reminded me about this one on the smelly inpig thread I recently started, so I am bumping it for all the new people who joined in the past year to enjoy.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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chahu
eeewww....
From my experience as a piercer (I'm female, so get most of the female genital work...) twat smells like twat.
They all smell a bit yeasty, a bit salty, a bit fishy and a bit sweet. The scents should be in balance, therefore meaning that the flora down there are in balance. If one smell outdoes the others, then you have a problem.
I've come face to face with a few...and if they smell bad, I pass the owner a baby wipe and ask them to have a little clean up. In a nice way - usually a 'oh, you've been shopping all day, I'll let you freshen up a bit while I set everything up'. If they're really bad, I send them away with a recommendation to visit the doc before I work on them (usually stating that there's more chance of an infection in your lovely new piercing if you've got an infection down there).
Ladies who wish to have their gentials pierced, do me and whoever pierces you a favour - come to the studio in the MORNING...preferably within an hour of having a shower. shopping all day in tight jeans, or sitting in an office in polyester all day really doesn't help. I've got to go face on with it - I'd rather it not have the stench of sweat and fart thank you! If you have been away from a shower and moving around or sitting in non-breathable fibres for a few hours, ask for a baby wipe!!
Tell us what some of the Moo twats with Ravaged Cooter Syndrome™ look like! I'd love to hear some rank Moo-Twat stories from a professional who has been up close and personal with it!
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I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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chahu
Thankfully...I haven't seen any ravaged ones yet.
Most of the ones I've seen have been pre-brat. Moos tend to think that it's not the kind of thing a moo has.
I've probably just jinxed myself now and will spend a couple of weeks dealing with proper beef curtains...
I work in the studio for about 2 weeks a year while the bloke who trained me has a holiday, so I'll let you know if any come in!
It does make me wonder whether some of the really bad ones that I've sent to the docs might be ravaged though...Usually, as soon as they lay down on the bed with their undies off, the smell made me close their legs and suggest seeing a medical professional.
The only near-disaster I've seen is a woman who visited a different piercer and came to me because her genital piercing was hurting all the time. He'd managed to pierce too low and just missed the main part of the clitoris. That was an interesting afternoon. I had to ask her so many personal questions about sex and masturbation. She'd had the piercing for about a month and I had to check that the nerve hadn't been severed by whoever the fucking idiot was that had come at her with a needle previously. Luckily, she didn't have any damage - the pain was being caused by the ring being too big and rubbing on the nerve all the time (A Horizontal hood is supposed to be pleasurable at the point of orgasm as the clit stiffens and it stimulates the nerve - not all the time!!). If the nerve had been damaged, I wouldn't have been able to remove it and redo it in the right place - it would have been a legal issue.
hankyou for the info and keep us posted should you ever see or smell a Moo afflicted with Ravaged Cooter Syndrome™ . I can see why you wouldn't, I mean they KNOW they have "Proper Beef Curtains"(™ pending) 
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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kidlesskim
Avoiding piercings can always be wrapped up in superiority as "I'm past that now" or "I'm just not interested in such immature things ever since I had a baby." You might meet one who is still desperate to pretend that youth and fun haven't fled and is getting a piercing to be edgy, but by and large they know in their hearts that they'd be ridiculed and prefer to avoid it by making themselves out to be above it all.
I expect that the majority of people who get genital piercings remove them when they get knocked up because they'd get in the way of giving birth. That's probably just a couple of years after they get the piercings in the first place. It's probably just like all the nipple piercings that come out because they get in the way of breastfeeding. No wonder breeders can't be trusted to make decisions on serious bodily alterations like sterilization: they can't even be trusted to make good long-term decisions when it comes to body modifications like piercing and tattoos (one only has to look at all the examples of kid-on-the-arm tattoos and stretched-out tramp stamps and navel decorations to know that's the case).
From what you've said, it sounds like there could be a couple of causes.
Was it done with a gun or a needle? I never use a gun for anything. A needle might look more brutal, because it's a big needle, but it's actually much more gentle on the flesh. A needle slices through and takes out a small tunnel of tissue. A gun smashes it's way through.
You could be allergic to titanium. I am (which really pisses off most piercers). The EU directives say that you should use titanium, Niobium or PTFE for initial piercings. I use Surgical 316L steel or PTFE for mine. A titanium allergy is not life threatening, just annoying. It means that if you use titanium in a fresh piercing, it will feel like the skin is sticking to the jewellery and won't heal properly. I had one done with titanium and me and my boss watched to see what happened over the next week. I was showing all the classic signs of infection, even though another one done at the same time with steel had no problems. I swapped the titanium for steel and everything went away.
Was it coloured titanium? (anything other than silver colour). Some fo the coloured titanium is not that good and can shed colour which could cause problems with healing.
It could have been done in the wrong way - at an angle, or through a blood vessel.
It might have got a hair wrapped around it.
If you took it out before healing any infection, it could have caused an abcess.
You could have ketonic (i think...) skin - skin that scars badly regardless of the injury. This type of skin can cause lumps of scar tissue to appear at piercing points.
When we meet, I'll have a look
I have a few tattoos. The best advice I was given was to find something you like and stick it in your wallet, or on the back of the bathroom door. Look at it daily for about 2 weeks. If you're still in love with it, get it, if you're not, then it's not the right design. There's always the cover up option - where you have another tattoo on top if you really hate it after a few years. I've had one coverup and am going to get another one at some point.
Was it done with a gun or a needle? I never use a gun for anything. A needle might look more brutal, because it's a big needle, but it's actually much more gentle on the flesh. A needle slices through and takes out a small tunnel of tissue. A gun smashes it's way through.
You could be allergic to titanium. I am (which really pisses off most piercers). The EU directives say that you should use titanium, Niobium or PTFE for initial piercings. I use Surgical 316L steel or PTFE for mine. A titanium allergy is not life threatening, just annoying. It means that if you use titanium in a fresh piercing, it will feel like the skin is sticking to the jewellery and won't heal properly. I had one done with titanium and me and my boss watched to see what happened over the next week. I was showing all the classic signs of infection, even though another one done at the same time with steel had no problems. I swapped the titanium for steel and everything went away.
Was it coloured titanium? (anything other than silver colour). Some fo the coloured titanium is not that good and can shed colour which could cause problems with healing.
It could have been done in the wrong way - at an angle, or through a blood vessel.
It might have got a hair wrapped around it.
If you took it out before healing any infection, it could have caused an abcess.
You could have ketonic (i think...) skin - skin that scars badly regardless of the injury. This type of skin can cause lumps of scar tissue to appear at piercing points.
When we meet, I'll have a look
I have a few tattoos. The best advice I was given was to find something you like and stick it in your wallet, or on the back of the bathroom door. Look at it daily for about 2 weeks. If you're still in love with it, get it, if you're not, then it's not the right design. There's always the cover up option - where you have another tattoo on top if you really hate it after a few years. I've had one coverup and am going to get another one at some point.
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chahu
From what you've said, it sounds like there could be a couple of causes.
Was it done with a gun or a needle? I never use a gun for anything. A needle might look more brutal, because it's a big needle, but it's actually much more gentle on the flesh. A needle slices through and takes out a small tunnel of tissue. A gun smashes it's way through.
You could be allergic to titanium. I am (which really pisses off most piercers). The EU directives say that you should use titanium, Niobium or PTFE for initial piercings. I use Surgical 316L steel or PTFE for mine. A titanium allergy is not life threatening, just annoying. It means that if you use titanium in a fresh piercing, it will feel like the skin is sticking to the jewellery and won't heal properly. I had one done with titanium and me and my boss watched to see what happened over the next week. I was showing all the classic signs of infection, even though another one done at the same time with steel had no problems. I swapped the titanium for steel and everything went away.
Was it coloured titanium? (anything other than silver colour). Some fo the coloured titanium is not that good and can shed colour which could cause problems with healing.
It could have been done in the wrong way - at an angle, or through a blood vessel.
It might have got a hair wrapped around it.
If you took it out before healing any infection, it could have caused an abcess.
You could have ketonic (i think...) skin - skin that scars badly regardless of the injury. This type of skin can cause lumps of scar tissue to appear at piercing points.
When we meet, I'll have a look
I have a few tattoos. The best advice I was given was to find something you like and stick it in your wallet, or on the back of the bathroom door. Look at it daily for about 2 weeks. If you're still in love with it, get it, if you're not, then it's not the right design. There's always the cover up option - where you have another tattoo on top if you really hate it after a few years. I've had one coverup and am going to get another one at some point.
It was done with a gun, silver-coloured titanium... it hurt terribly from day one. I would disinfect daily but it didn't help much. Then at some point later on it also got hair wrapped around it while I was sleeping... I regret that piercing
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terrierist activity
I have to say I was browsing the "I fucking love Science" group on facestalk earlier when I saw this particular picture and thought of this thread.
clicky here
lariousSimilar in principle only that plant is pretty.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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