Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk September 17, 2011 |
Goddammit, I almost shot *ew* out of my nose! Classic! And, what an asshat.Quote
juliewashere88
I can't edit my previous post. I guess there's a time-limit?
True story.
Ugh, it just burns me UP how people assume tits and a uterus = lurves and wants kyds.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk September 17, 2011 |
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omfg, julie. that is fucking awesome!
please tell me you are a cartoonist or something...where can we see more of your stuff?
Well, I do draw a bit. I used to paint too. I'm trying to get back into it. I have a deviantart page, but I haven't put anything on it since high school.
But actually that was made with Dan’s Awesome Rage Maker. You literally just drag and drop whatever faces you want and type what you want. Anyone can make these.
Not related to baby-stalking, but I made another recently.
I posted this on Reddit. Most of my responses were from CF people, but I got a few from douches.
Derp 1: "denial."
Derp 2: "So you're proud of being defective? What the fucking fuck."
Me: "Defective? Hardly. I paid good money to make my self sterile. It's called getting fixed for a reason."
Derp 2: "Why would you do such a thing?"
Me: "Because I actually have a life. Why the hell would I want to waste it mindlessly breeding like everybody else?"
Me (to a CF person): "I had a tubal ligation.
Not long after that, my BF and I were signing a lease for a home. The agent kept trying to talk to us about kids, but we made it clear we weren't having any. So he says to us, "you never know, accidents happen."
LOL not to me.
"Derp 3: "What he meant to say was "miracle"."
Me: "Sure, if something utterly repellent but easily fixed with an abortion can be called a "miracle.""
Derp 4: "now you don't have to suck all that cum down, now you can take the full load in your loose pussy ^_^ enjoy being a whore, that's what i got from this comic
"So if you make any of these and post to Reddit, you're bound to find a few douches. I would like to see CF rage comics take over F7U12.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk September 18, 2011 |
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juliewashere88
Derp 4: "now you don't have to suck all that cum down, now you can take the full load in your loose pussy ^_^ enjoy being a whore, that's what i got from this comic
Why is that always the next step? Where is the logical leap from CF to whore/slut/trash/etc? I do not fucking get why anyone would make that leap when the person is at least marginally successful, intelligent, happy with their life, and able to get along in polite society. I mean, I know the internet is the asshole of society, but still. Just so fucking frustrating.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk September 19, 2011 |
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juliewashere88
Derp 4: "now you don't have to suck all that cum down, now you can take the full load in your loose pussy ^_^ enjoy being a whore, that's what i got from this comic
Why is that always the next step? Where is the logical leap from CF to whore/slut/trash/etc? I do not fucking get why anyone would make that leap when the person is at least marginally successful, intelligent, happy with their life, and able to get along in polite society. I mean, I know the internet is the asshole of society, but still. Just so fucking frustrating.
The insult itself doesn't even make an sense internally. Nevermind that it doesn't even logically follow being happy about not having kids, the insult implies that I'm supposed to feel ashamed about having intercourse rather than exclusively giving blowjobs? What?
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk September 19, 2011 |
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juliewashere88
Derp 4: "now you don't have to suck all that cum down, now you can take the full load in your loose pussy ^_^ enjoy being a whore, that's what i got from this comic
Why is that always the next step? Where is the logical leap from CF to whore/slut/trash/etc? I do not fucking get why anyone would make that leap when the person is at least marginally successful, intelligent, happy with their life, and able to get along in polite society. I mean, I know the internet is the asshole of society, but still. Just so fucking frustrating.
This doesn't make any sense to me, either. The "loose pussy" remark was strange. Women who have not bred keep their figures; their vaginas haven't been ravaged by childbirth and, hence, stay nice and snug. Not that that truly matters, of course, but it is a fact. The troglodyte who made this nasty comment is assuming that CF women sleep around so much that their "pussies" (hate this word, by the way) become loose. Yeah, right.
eyes2 I've never been interested in sleeping around, and have never done so. I'd much rather spend my time reading, playing music and studying.If a woman was naturally sterile, or had her tubes tied after having sprogged a few times, that would change the opinion of her. She could be sexually active without fear of judgment. Tubal ligation for a woman who doesn't ever want to breed, however, terrifies people. Most humans are wholly incapable of understanding, or experiencing, the kind of strong, original, independent thought that would lead to such a powerful, permanent decision. No amount of wheedling and cajoling is going to reverse a tubal. It is the ultimate way of saying, "I'm not a slave to others, and I never will be." Breeders cannot stand that, and they lash out with juvenile name-calling. Pathetic.
Anyway, Julie, I love the comic!
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk September 21, 2011 |
I've wondered, have any of you interacted with people from a very family-centered culture? (I'm guessing most of you seem to be from US or Britain). My bf is Middle Eastern and there's a dose of etiquette centered around social interactions that I'm still learning. Some of it is very counterintuitive to an American (and especially one who isn't crazy about kids.) A certain couple he's friends with brought their accident baby out the other night when a group of us went to a restaurant (I know, that's another issue eyes2 but the baby is very young and thankfully/strangely is one of those sound sleepers and so far hasn't made a peep.) Anyway, I said hi to them of course but was later chastised for not saying "hi" to the baby (who was asleep.)
Um...
A tense discussion followed later at home, after which bf gingerly explained that it was rude to not symbolically greet their offspring, and I should have noticed everyone else doing the same. I should preface that pretty much everyone in the group is Middle Eastern and greetings are an important part of social interaction and respect. Nevermind the fact that I said hi to them, complete with hug, and their stupid kid was fucking sleeping. But it did bring up an interesting scenario- I certainly don't want to be rude or offend our friends, but I also don't want to pander to their kid who I could care less about and ooh over it because everyone else does.
eyes2 but the baby is very young and thankfully/strangely is one of those sound sleepers and so far hasn't made a peep.) Anyway, I said hi to them of course but was later chastised for not saying "hi" to the baby (who was asleep.)Um...
A tense discussion followed later at home, after which bf gingerly explained that it was rude to not symbolically greet their offspring, and I should have noticed everyone else doing the same. I should preface that pretty much everyone in the group is Middle Eastern and greetings are an important part of social interaction and respect. Nevermind the fact that I said hi to them, complete with hug, and their stupid kid was fucking sleeping. But it did bring up an interesting scenario- I certainly don't want to be rude or offend our friends, but I also don't want to pander to their kid who I could care less about and ooh over it because everyone else does.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk September 22, 2011 |
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yurble
I would try to clarify what your boyfriend expects from you with regard to his culture, and discover what you are and are not willing to do to accommodate that expectation. If, for instance, you're going to live in another country, I think the onus is on you to learn the social rules of that country, so that you can follow them or disregard them with full knowledge of the implications. If, on the other hand, your culture is the dominant one in the country where you live, you need to figure out how much you're willing to adapt when meeting people with a different cultural background.
That's the key here. If our relationship is to continue, I will be indeed travelling to "the homeland" quite often. Which I don't mind at all, as I love travel (points at great thing about not having kids #37). What he's concerned about is not so much how I act here, but rather when we're in Lebanon. He sort of has been preparing me for the cultural differences and I guess treats these interactions as mini Leb Bootcamps
In Lebanon I'm willing to do when in Rome, which unfortunately means dealing with a bit of babystalking :smn
But here... we're in 'Merica, dammit!!
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk September 22, 2011 |
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I would try to clarify what your boyfriend expects from you with regard to his culture, and discover what you are and are not willing to do to accommodate that expectation. If, for instance, you're going to live in another country, I think the onus is on you to learn the social rules of that country, so that you can follow them or disregard them with full knowledge of the implications. If, on the other hand, your culture is the dominant one in the country where you live, you need to figure out how much you're willing to adapt when meeting people with a different cultural background.
That's the key here. If our relationship is to continue, I will be indeed travelling to "the homeland" quite often. Which I don't mind at all, as I love travel (points at great thing about not having kids #37). What he's concerned about is not so much how I act here, but rather when we're in Lebanon. He sort of has been preparing me for the cultural differences and I guess treats these interactions as mini Leb Bootcamps
Fair enough, if you're both agreed, but I still think he's perhaps being a bit unreasonable in expecting you to pick up on things so quickly. I imagine that his family members who originally immigrated to the US didn't pick up American customs overnight.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk September 30, 2011 |
I just remembered something that happened when I was around 8 or 9 years old. I'm not certain this qualifies as babystalking, but here goes:
My grandmother had breast cancer and she'd just had a masectomy. While I understood what was going on, at my young age I wasn't fully aware of the severity or her fragile condition. I was at a family get-together and one of my aunts who has like, 5 kids (from 2 ex-husbands) was letting her toddler brats run wild, as usual. My mom always seemed to be the only one who kept her own kids in check (even as kids, my sisters and I were always disgusted by our cousins' brattiness). Anyway, I can remember my grandmother was sitting on the floor, playing with one of the babies and one of my aunt's toddler sons went up to my grandmother and began climing all over her like a jungle gym. My aunt (his moo) came rushing over, grabbed the kid and turned to me and said, "DON'T let him climb on her!" Um, excuse me?! Why don't you actually PARENT your crusty little shit stain?!! Even back then, I can remember being so angry and wondering why the hell I (or anyone else) was expected to babysit her kids when A) she was sitting a few feet away and
they're HER responsibility?! I was a kid myself and hadn't even been told to watch the brats (at that age, I would have).
I told my mother about it later and she wasn't too thrilled, either. This aunt's kids have always been brats and they have grown into snotty, entitled breeder twats themselves.
My grandmother had breast cancer and she'd just had a masectomy. While I understood what was going on, at my young age I wasn't fully aware of the severity or her fragile condition. I was at a family get-together and one of my aunts who has like, 5 kids (from 2 ex-husbands) was letting her toddler brats run wild, as usual. My mom always seemed to be the only one who kept her own kids in check (even as kids, my sisters and I were always disgusted by our cousins' brattiness). Anyway, I can remember my grandmother was sitting on the floor, playing with one of the babies and one of my aunt's toddler sons went up to my grandmother and began climing all over her like a jungle gym. My aunt (his moo) came rushing over, grabbed the kid and turned to me and said, "DON'T let him climb on her!" Um, excuse me?! Why don't you actually PARENT your crusty little shit stain?!! Even back then, I can remember being so angry and wondering why the hell I (or anyone else) was expected to babysit her kids when A) she was sitting a few feet away and
they're HER responsibility?! I was a kid myself and hadn't even been told to watch the brats (at that age, I would have).I told my mother about it later and she wasn't too thrilled, either. This aunt's kids have always been brats and they have grown into snotty, entitled breeder twats themselves.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk September 30, 2011 |
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blueorchid
I just remembered something that happened when I was around 8 or 9 years old. I'm not certain this qualifies as babystalking, but here goes:
My grandmother had breast cancer and she'd just had a masectomy. While I understood what was going on, at my young age I wasn't fully aware of the severity or her fragile condition. I was at a family get-together and one of my aunts who has like, 5 kids (from 2 ex-husbands) was letting her toddler brats run wild, as usual. My mom always seemed to be the only one who kept her own kids in check (even as kids, my sisters and I were always disgusted by our cousins' brattiness). Anyway, I can remember my grandmother was sitting on the floor, playing with one of the babies and one of my aunt's toddler sons went up to my grandmother and began climing all over her like a jungle gym. My aunt (his moo) came rushing over, grabbed the kid and turned to me and said, "DON'T let him climb on her!" Um, excuse me?! Why don't you actually PARENT your crusty little shit stain?!! Even back then, I can remember being so angry and wondering why the hell I (or anyone else) was expected to babysit her kids when A) she was sitting a few feet away and
I told my mother about it later and she wasn't too thrilled, either. This aunt's kids have always been brats and they have grown into snotty, entitled breeder twats themselves.
OH! Doesn't shit like that just make you wish you had a time-machine, just so you could bitch her out? This isn't even my story and already I wish I could tell her off.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk October 01, 2011 |
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yurble
I would try to clarify what your boyfriend expects from you with regard to his culture, and discover what you are and are not willing to do to accommodate that expectation. If, for instance, you're going to live in another country, I think the onus is on you to learn the social rules of that country, so that you can follow them or disregard them with full knowledge of the implications. If, on the other hand, your culture is the dominant one in the country where you live, you need to figure out how much you're willing to adapt when meeting people with a different cultural background.
That's the key here. If our relationship is to continue, I will be indeed travelling to "the homeland" quite often. Which I don't mind at all, as I love travel (points at great thing about not having kids #37). What he's concerned about is not so much how I act here, but rather when we're in Lebanon. He sort of has been preparing me for the cultural differences and I guess treats these interactions as mini Leb Bootcamps
In Lebanon I'm willing to do when in Rome, which unfortunately means dealing with a bit of babystalking :smn
But here... we're in 'Merica, dammit!!
I married into a culture not my own (complete with trips to the homeland), and it is a dance of give and take. Decide what you are willing to do and not do... discuss with partner before hand and if possible talk to any siblings who might be there to back you up if they are so inclined. Also... YOU ARE FROM ANOTHER CULTURAL BACKGROUND. When you go to His Or Her Homeland the people there will UNDERSTAND THAT AND FORGIVE ANY MINOR "MISTAKES" YOU MAKE just as you would them if they visiting here on vacation. If they are not going to forgive or overlook minor "errors" than they are Fucktards and you should limit your exposure to them anyway. Luckily this is usually easy when thousands of miles separate you. Parents are an exception to this rule. Parents are very hard to get rid of. Sort of like bedbugs. So be sure you can co-exist with the parents before continuing the relationship too far.
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