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Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walkPosted by SlumSlut
I talked about this in another thread, but I'll repeat it here. I was at a BBQ with my BF a while back. There were a few kids there, but they mostly kept to themselves. One precious little boy though wanted to babystalk. He rode some little plastic trike thing near where my BF and I were sitting, looked at us, very carefully fell off his trike, then smiled up at us. Then he did it again. And again. Not even going anywhere, he just kept falling in place, then smiling up at us. Either we were supposed to laugh like it was a clever joke, or rush to his aid as he might be injured from the six inch fall onto soft grass. I actually don't mind kids, but I can't stand attention-seeking behavior. My BF and I ignored him, and eventually just moved away from him. I think he got the picture.
OY! yes, they want you to say how "cyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyute" it is, in th emeantime THE LINE IS GETTING BIGGER and people are getting impatient. PAY DA MONEY AND SKEDDADLE!
vomit. Yeah because I'm female I'm EXPECTED to want to ooh and ahh over Ur germy noisy time consuming brat AND I'm EXPECTED to want one of my own. Get it out of my face. It is NOT "cute" to me. I don't want Ur miserable life.
my absolute favourite is when some kid thinks your its mom and it grabs onto your pants (usually on the bum) with its grimy hands. as if that's not bad enough then it realises that it has no idea who you are and it starts crying - even screaming sometimes - and then there you are, the baby hater because you made this kid cry. great.
all I can say is "EEK!" "GET IT OFF OF ME!!"
I work for a switchboard for medical centers. I answer for 7 different facilities & we can answer on average about 400 calls an hour in my department. That's between 2 people. As much as I hate the ghetto people who seem to sound like they're talking at a fast food drive thru (shitty phones),I despise the breeders. From the ghetto guys who SERIOUSLY refer to the chicks they knocked up as "baby momma" or that they don't know her last name so I can look her up, to the retards that call up saying they are 9 months along & have no money or insurance but want to know if they can just go in to the hospital & not pay. I hate the chicks who aren't ghetto sounding but still insist on calling a place of business HOLDING the shrieking brat,like they can't be bothered to go to a different room for a minute to use the phone. The SIDS,I suppose. Gotta watch them every second. The worst is the people who put the little lispy shitbag on the phone & coax it to say "I want nana" I hang up or put these on hold. I refuse to pander when I hear an adult in the back saying " Ask for nana,say you want the room! Tell the lady you want nana's room!" If it's slow,I'll annoy them to the point of making them cry,though. "Is 'nana' the last name? What room? What department? What floor? I'm going to need more information,call back when you have all the information" WHAAAAAA! NAAAANAAAAAAHHHH!!
What is it with people plonking their kids on counter tops? I also unfortunately work in customer service, as a receptionist in a shithole of a place, and the scummy cunts that come in are forever plunking their brats on the counter top looking for attention on bratleigh's behalf.. Half the time its not even babies, but 3-5 year olds wanting "up". Someone did it today with what must have been a 4 year old (still in nappies, btw) and she STANK of stale piss. I thought I was going to vomit. I always completely ignore the little brats. Its got fuck all to do with anything, just hand the kid to your drooling SO and be done with it. Also, in most cases the kids are old enough to stand. STOP LOOKING FOR VALIDATION FOR SUCESSFULLY RECIEVING SPERM!
I was down the local farmers market with one of my dogs this morning and a little shitstack came running up and grabbed my dog by the snout, I'm just looking around kinda stunned when grandmoo comes running up saying "oh he's just so obsessed with dogs" - no apology, just drags preshus away as I clearly wasn't going to indulge the behaviour. So aren't they lucky my dog is better trained than their little bratleigh?? You can just imagine who's fault it would have been if it got bitten right.....
Saw a breastfeeding shirt today that said: " I make milk....Whats your super power?" Ummm, being smart enough to know i don't want kids because I want to do what I want, when I want, with who I want, and with my own $. Sounds pretty super to me! Now I'm all for breastfeeding. I'm a nurse and I know its good for the kid and the mom, but really, lets not compair ourselves to Superman. Lol!
That SUCKS! I have just started telling myself "at least IT is not coming home with me! Thank you Lord." Over and over and over. Lol
Fixing your fuck ups when you do something stupid that is near getting your kid killed. _______________________________________________ "I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
OH! I KNOW! OUR (everyone here) "SUPERPOWER" is to NOT be on WELFARE FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES!
Oh bless you snark shark! Preach it! Four yrs as a nurse n public health and I'm as bitter as they come! Three kids by three different losers n they're whining about no food or money or car or sleeping on their mom's couch. Ummm last I checked, we gave FREE birth control, all kinds, and the morning after pill. Its not rocket science. My two favorite sayings I've come up with... 1. Fucking-white trash recreation! 2. The number of kids u have is inversely proportionate to your IQ! (Guess that means I'm a freaking genius.)
wait a few years, been in EMS 31 years next month and nursing 20 years most of it ER. The stupid - it hurts. _______________________________________________ "I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
So the other day I'm standing in line at Starbucks and this breeder bitch comes up behind me with a loaf in her arms (and another one walking beside her). She proceeds to get up RIGHT behind me, like I couldn't even step backwards without running into her, and play kissy kissy with the loaf's head. Since my back was to her I thought for a second she was sucking someone off because of the nasty slurpy sounds she was making. Jeezus lady! Do you have to make out with your kyd's skull in line at Starbucks RIGHT behind a perfect stranger? Needless to say I refused to even give her a backwards glance let alone the attention she obviously craved. I grabbed my brewed iced tea and hit the road, which really annoyed me because there were two hot police officers sitting there talking shop and normally under those conditions I would have lollygagged a bit so I could get an eyeful. Stanky bitch.
Ugh. I was sitting outside on my lunch break when a Duh and barely mobile toadler walked past me to get to the University Pavilion (they have live music there every day at lunch). He was simultaneously grinning at it while staring at me as they walked past. They got so close to me that I thought I was going to accidentally burn the kid with my ciggy! I just looked the other way and refused to move. It rained on duh's parade real fast.
I remember back when I was new to the Army, after picking me up from the airport off leave, a SGT brought me over to his house to meet his wife... and baby. (I don't know what's the point of meeting a baby) Everything was fine at first. We had sandwiches prepared by his wife, and sat around chatting. I was polite, but just wasn't interested about any baby-related conversation. I didn't ask about the baby's age, name, or what it had learned to do yet. Honestly, it never occurred to me. Later, I noticed their pet lizard and watched it eat crickets for a bit. I guess it wasn't so OK that I'd been more interested lizard than baby, so he suddenly plopped it into my lap without any warning. I didn't even have the opportunity to say "no thanks." I know nothing about babies so I have no idea how old this one was. Old enough to stand if it grabs things, but not old enough to actually walk and not old enough to talk. She pulled herself up so she was standing on my lap, then started grabbing at anything she could. My earrings, my hair. Oh, and she was drooling. I picked her up and set her on the floor, hoping she'd crawl away. No dice. She really wanted my earrings. Eventually I just took them off and put them in my pockets, then got up and moved across the room, but the baby was still after me. I had to hold her back, and when I did, she started crying. I looked over at her dad, who was watching the whole thing, but he didn't seem interested in taking his baby back. Eventually, I picked her up and handed her to him. I would have done that to begin with, except I really didn't want to even have that much to do with her. It's not that I don't like babies, I just don't want to have them on me.
It's not like the baby and I will have some deep, meaningful conversation, discuss politics, science, our interests and hobbies, and really just hit it off enough to program each other's numbers into our phones. Hell, the baby won't even remember that I was ever there at all as soon as I was out of sight.
yup! it'll LOOK at you, shit itself, then cry. then the person you're TRYING to talk to has to go clean up the thing.
I live in an overly populated town, and all of my neighbours fuck more than the cast of Watership Down. Next door alone has over 6 of the little turds and another one on the way. I can't even leave my house some days without at LEAST 5 of the little shits coming up to me and saying "Hello, hello, hello, hello, what are you doing, where are you going" then follow you as you try and get away. Summer holidays are a bitch Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum. |
