Epic Threads

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Topics which come up often and threads we are especially fond of:

Former sticky threads
Anything in this list can be commented on without it being viewed as thread necromancy.

• The childfree cultural archive
• Glossary of CF terms
• Bingos we have had to deal with
• Childfree is not the same as child-hater
• Stupid names breeders give their children

Classics

• Girlfriend wants child or break up: advice about dealing with a wanna-breed. More advice for the child-free man dealing with a woman who wants children.
• Why the childfree have nothing in common with the childless: Childless middle aged women the biggest whiners (they just never stop complaining about their "secret" grief)
• Diaper need (also see this thread) is a horrible problem which prevents mothers from feeling confident and proud
• TNTC: a spoof on the obsessiveness of "trying to conceive" wannamoos
• The peerless Kidlesskim created a thread on trisomy 18 which led to a cattle stampede, followed by a BBQ (removed due to excessive trolling)
• It's all Mrs. Drinkwater's fault if the neighborhood children are hungry

Soap Operas

• Collected stories from Smothering, the gentle discipline site
• Breaking mom: a collection of dumb choices
• You don't own you, moo owns you - forever. Tattoos, piercings or both are not permitted, because she made that skin.

Troll Takedown

• "I hate being a mother," says anonymous moo, and several 'anonymous' trolls agree. Being a duh also sucks, which is why this one had to come troll for the highlight of his life
• Kimberly Coon Bachewich, breeder, finds life so dull she created a childfree persona
• In line behind a WIC (welfare) whore at Kroger is a big draw for semi-literate trolls searching for ways to spend their ill-gotten gains
• Vurella Monk of Toledo, Ohio, threatened us with bricks
• Look at all you can do with a welfare or EBT -Sharon Stangle
• Alla the joyful fellator

Breeders are Deluded Assholes

• Breeders of sneeuphlaux think handing out a business card is an excuse for misbehaving (also contains troll roasts) - removed due to excessive trolling
• Breeders think pets are disposable: Have Yourself Spayed or Neutered, Fucking Breeder
• Carol Sarler thinks breeders make better employees than the childfree, advocates discrimination
• The source of 'behind the coucher': a guy who gets off knowing his dick works
• Duh baby-stalks at Hooters
• Having a baby makes you a tiger who's earned her stripes and ushers you into the world of mom sexy
• Want to visit someone with a new baby? Pack up black cotton panties, Kalamata olives, and your work clothes, because you're moo's new slave. Don't forget to sign up for your 'volunteer' babysitting shift!

Vile and Unsanitary Breeders

• Moos make disgusting 'food' products from breastmilk and medical waste: placenta smoothies, breastmilk cheese, and breastmilk ice cream (also here)
• Breastmilk is turned into a memento
• Wannamoos are very interested in cervical mucus, while the in-pig care more about mucus plugs and risk picnic twat; those who have expelled the crotchfruit have fistulas and vulvar varicosities (also here) and more to look forward to
• Elimination communication means eschewing diapers and letting the kid shit anywhere...like in a tupperware bowl while in an airplane seat
• Bathrooms are too dirty for diaper changes - it's better to change diapers on the restaurant table and later dispose of the diapers in a store's produce section or in a tea urn.
• Moo pedophilia is real: moo asks "Is it okay to think of my baby when I masturbate?" Another engages in "penis straightening."

Defining Childfreedom

• Our cre8ive CF glossary
• Can you be childfree if you're a step-parent? (No.)

Essays

• So, You Want To Have Kids And He/She Does Not?
• My Childfree Rules

Misc

• Longitudinal study on sterilization regret
• CF blog list
  
  
  Last updated April 24, 2020

Changes:

• Autism business card/excuse added
• Added section on how disgusting breeders can be
• Opened thread to comments

I'll continue to edit the main thread as there are new recommendations/good stuff.

http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,116469,251004,page=8#msg-251004
More Whining: Upscale grocery chain won't accept EBT.

Just for the evil troll that showed up. We will dox you troll

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

Bump for the latest troll

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

Added Allana the joyful fellator to troll list

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

Where is the thread with the autard business cards??? I really need our version of them right now. Yes, this is actually something I'm going to print and pass out.

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satansbitch
Where is the thread with the autard business cards??? I really need our version of them right now. Yes, this is actually something I'm going to print and pass out.

I think it's under deluded assholes.

A section for the Smothering collection has been added.

Oh, oh, an epic thread is coming up again! I didn't know if I should start a new on. The article has no place for comments.

http://news.msn.com/us/lack-of-diapers-can-cause-serious-problems-for-families

Oh, and we need some epic threads about PNAs too.

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mr. neptune
Oh, oh, an epic thread is coming up again! I didn't know if I should start a new on. The article has no place for comments.

http://news.msn.com/us/lack-of-diapers-can-cause-serious-problems-for-families

If this article adds new 'information', create a new thread. If it repeats the content of the existing diaper need threads, add a comment to one of them (they're both open for comments).

We haven't had any epic PNAs/Darwins since Anna Marie that I know of.

The craziest thread I recall was the "teen gets hit by a train" from a few years ago. I think someone saved it from the old site.

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revbarky
The craziest thread I recall was the "teen gets hit by a train" from a few years ago. I think someone saved it from the old site.

No. The Anna Marie Stickel thread was lost.

So far there have been several threads about having asses wiped when we are old, maybe those could be epic threads?

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mr. neptune
So far there have been several threads about having asses wiped when we are old, maybe those could be epic threads?

You need to be more specific and give links if you want things added. I'm not sure what threads you have in mind.

Some of our senior members might remember Childfree Life Choices, our temporary Bratfree when shit hit the fan. I realized there were quite a few Commode collections over there and have added them to the Smothering master list.

the dickless wonder duh thread

http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,253064,253072

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

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the dickless wonder duh thread

http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,253064,253072

wink hankyou

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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I remember Childfree Life Choices! I was a major lurker on Bratfree before it went down for awhile, and then followed you guys to TCFL to regroup. There was some interesting stuff over there for awhile

Anyone have a thread on what went down with Mercurior?
I remember him from the old Bratfree, and missed the blowup here.

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Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

Evan Davis

I feel like this needs a "I can't believe this is a breeder thing" for all the things that would be straight up classed as a mental illness without the guise of parenthood. I'm thinking of angel fetuses, but there must be a few more examples.

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yurble
I feel like this needs a "I can't believe this is a breeder thing" for all the things that would be straight up classed as a mental illness without the guise of parenthood. I'm thinking of angel fetuses, but there must be a few more examples.

Harvesting sperm from dead men to have their babies, keeping corpses alive so you don't have to admit causing their death (Jahi McMath), miscarriage burials, the miscarriage garden with stones for every fetus that we discussed here not long ago (mourning people who don't exist), getting pissed off at people for not remembering dates associated with miscarried fetuses (the miscarriage date and/or the fetus' birthday had it actually been born on time and alive), anti-vaccination, elimination communication, I'd even put hot car PNAs on that list.

I removed some of the older sticky threads that hadn't been updated for a while, and added them to the epic threads list. Hopefully they are still easy to find this way. I just wanted to make sure the front page is a mix of sticky threads and active new content.