Epic Threads

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Topics which come up often and threads we are especially fond of:

Classics

• Girlfriend wants child or break up: advice about dealing with a wanna-breed
• Why the childfree have nothing in common with the childless: Childless middle aged women the biggest whiners (they just never stop complaining about their "secret" grief)
• Diaper need (also see this thread) is a horrible problem which prevents mothers from feeling confident and proud
• TNTC: a spoof on the obsessiveness of "trying to conceive" wannamoos
• The peerless Kidlesskim created a thread on trisomy 18 which led to a cattle stampede, followed by a BBQ
• It's all Mrs. Drinkwater's fault if the neighborhood children are hungry

Troll Takedown

• "I hate being a mother," says anonymous moo, and several 'anonymous' trolls agree
• Kimberly Coon Bachewich, breeder, finds life so dull she created a childfree persona
• In line behind a WIC (welfare) whore at Kroger is a big draw for semi-literate trolls searching for ways to spend their ill-gotten gains
• Vurella Monk of Toledo, Ohio, threatened us with bricks
• Look at all you can do with a welfare or EBT -Sharon Stangle
  
  Alla the joyful fellator

Breeders are Deluded Assholes

• Breeders of sneeuphlaux think handing out a business card is an excuse for misbehaving (also contains troll roasts) - removed due to excessive trolling
• Breeders think pets are disposable: Have Yourself Spayed or Neutered, Fucking Breeder
• Carol Sarler thinks breeders make better employees than the childfree, advocates discrimination
• The source of 'behind the coucher': a guy who gets off knowing his dick works
• Duh baby-stalks at Hooters
• Having a baby makes you a tiger who's earned her stripes and ushers you into the world of mom sexy
• Want to visit someone with a new baby? Pack up black cotton panties, Kalamata olives, and your work clothes, because you're moo's new slave. Don't forget to sign up for your 'volunteer' babysitting shift!

Vile and Unsanitary Breeders

• Moos make disgusting 'food' products from breastmilk and medical waste: placenta smoothies, breastmilk cheese, and breastmilk ice cream (also here)
• Breastmilk is turned into a memento
• Wannamoos are very interested in cervical mucus, while the in-pig care more about mucus plugs and risk picnic twat; those who have expelled the crotchfruit have fistulas and vulvar varicosities (also here) and more to look forward to
• Elimination communication means eschewing diapers and letting the kid shit anywhere...like in a tupperware bowl while in an airplane seat
• Bathrooms are too dirty for diaper changes - it's better to change diapers on the restaurant table and later dispose of the diapers in a store's produce section or in a tea urn.
• Moo pedophilia is real: moo asks "Is it okay to think of my baby when I masturbate?" Another engages in "penis straightening."

Defining Childfreedom

• Our cre8ive CF glossary
• Can you be childfree if you're a step-parent? (No.)

Essays

• So, You Want To Have Kids And He/She Does Not?
• My Childfree Rules

Misc

• Longitudinal study on sterilization regret
  
  
  Last updated October 4, 2012

Changes:

• Autism business card/excuse added
• Added section on how disgusting breeders can be
• Opened thread to comments

I'll continue to edit the main thread as there are new recommendations/good stuff.

http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,116469,251004,page=8#msg-251004
More Whining: Upscale grocery chain won't accept EBT.

Just for the evil troll that showed up. We will dox you troll

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"I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Bump for the latest troll

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"I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Added Allana the joyful fellator to troll list

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"I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Where is the thread with the autard business cards??? I really need our version of them right now. Yes, this is actually something I'm going to print and pass out.

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satansbitch
Where is the thread with the autard business cards??? I really need our version of them right now. Yes, this is actually something I'm going to print and pass out.

I think it's under deluded assholes.