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Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices

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Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 04, 2020
Very true, but I think a lot of parents are either too lazy or too scared to pursue different methods of discipline. They do one thing, it doesn't work, they proceed to keep doing that same thing, and it proceeds to continue failing. Then they wonder why their child is still an asshole and everyone tells them the child might be autistic. Usually they do these piss-poor pussified things like giving hugs and discussing feelings, redirection, distraction and generally not actually addressing the issue directly.

I've heard the argument many, many times before from breeders that they refuse to spank their brats when they start hitting because they feel you cannot cure hitting with more hitting. But that's the thing - hitting the little fucks will show them that it doesn't feel nice to be hit, and if they keep it up, that's when you show them that you as an adult can hit them harder than they can hit you. Repeat as necessary. Even stupid kids will learn a lesson from this very quickly. Obviously don't beat them within an inch of their lives, but discomfort (or at worst, BRIEF pain) is a swift and effective teacher.
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 05, 2020
Moo finds it ridiculous that Duh let his mother babysit his kid for him so he could take a shit in peace. Cue allllll the mommies proudly discussing how they nurse and mind their brats while using the toilet and get zero bathroom privacy and how worthless a man is that doesn't do the same.

Honestly, do none of these people have bathroom doors that lock? I'm sure Tardley will throw a shrieking tantrum if he's separated from Mommy for five seconds (which I blame Moo for because that kind of needy/clingy behavior is 100% nurtured), but this is wholly unnecessary. I sure as hell don't remember needing to be in the bathroom while whoever was in charge of me used the toilet. Why is this a thing?

Put the brat in a playpen. Lock it in its room. Strap it into a carseat and leave it in the living room. There are options. I think Moo is a little jealous that Duh figured out how to crap in silence without neglecting/endangering the kid. Fuck, I can't imagine not even being able to have a minute of privacy to do my business without a brat climbing all over me and screaming.

https://old.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/iml5ow/not_to_man_shame_but/
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 06, 2020
This woman claims she "loves her family" and "they're great," but in the same thread, complains that she never gets a break because her husband won't mind the brat for half an hour, she hates her child because it screams about everything and she says, and I quote, "I literally just want to die so I can get a little fucking peace."

So how is it you can love your family and say they're great when you want to legitimately die just to get away from them? I've never felt that way about people I love. Must be one of those perks of parenthood where you can have it both ways.

https://old.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/inb5pm/this_is_also_a_kid_rant/
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 06, 2020
Getting into a fight with your 4-year-old over a fucking yogurt. My uterus is screaming to be filled after reading this little nugget. eye rolling smiley I swear to god if I had to be a parent, I would lift weights for the sole purpose of being able to spank them harder when they act like this.

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My daughter has been fighting with us over EVERYTHING lately. Like constant tantrums. It is driving me up a fucking wall. Latest example: she wanted yogurt as a snack. She goes potty, comes back to the kitchen, and starts yelling at her dad because “I wAnTeD tO gEt ThE yOgUrT oUt” even though he hadn’t even grabbed it out of the fridge. Then he opens the fridge for her and moves whatever was in front of said yogurts out of the way so she can pick one. Then the kid starts yelling that she wanted to do it all by herself. Fine. He puts the stuff back in the fridge. Then she knocks everything on the fucking ground and just stands there staring at it. I lose my mind and move the rest of the shit out of the way and tell her to pick a fucking yogurt and go eat. My husband is annoyed at me, rightfully so I guess. I know I shouldnt have sworn at her. But my god, I cant take the constant tantrums anymore. I dont know what to do. I’m at my wits end. No matter how much patience we have, still tantrums. we’ve tried time outs but she still has tantrums. She is driving me crazy and I just want to run away.

https://old.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/in8c03/my_4yo_daughters_attitude_lately_is_driving_me_to/
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 07, 2020
Because nothing says sexy martyr moo like festering sweat, hair grease and boob juice.


https://www.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/ilus3o/anyone_else_skip_showers_because_that_time_is_too/

This moo doesn't shower, even after sweaty workouts. It's just so much easier for her to air dry the sweat off while she does laundry and dishes.


https://www.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/ijswb6/how_many_showers_have_you_had_this_month/

This moo has had all of 5 showers in a month. She hasn't done any laundry since before the kid was born wide-eyed surprise and keeps her tits flapping out 24/7. Imagine what both these moos must look, and smell like. Imagine how stinky and nasty their homes must be inside if they too fucking unorganized to throw a load of laundry in the washing machine in the morning and/or evening. two faces puking

I also have to ask, where are the men and why aren't they helping to watch the children they made? I've always wondered how women could be that foolish to breed with low value skanks, because the moos in that sub are always complaining about the shitty things their men do.

Wouldn't it make sense to thoroughly vet any man before marrying or breeding with him? Because if you have children with him, then you're committing to him even if you break up, because at the very least there will be some type of co-parenting arrangement. shrug
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 08, 2020
I don't care how bizzy a Moo claims to be, children are not an excuse to stop bathing and maintaining basic hygiene. I can't imagine what these swine smell like, and when you wallow in an odor for long enough, you become nose-blind to it and no longer realize you or your surroundings stink.

Can someone explain to me what's difficult about putting a lock on the outside of the child's bedroom door and locking them in a presumably childproofed room so the Moo can wash her stank ass? Why has this become a thing? I sure as fuck don't remember any adults refraining from showering because they had kids. Makes me wonder how these Moos get fucked often enough to have multiple brats when they smell like a boys' locker room inside a dumpster in July. Probably because the men they shack up with have standards as low as Moo's.

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I also have to ask, where are the men and why aren't they helping to watch the children they made? I've always wondered how women could be that foolish to breed with low value skanks, because the moos in that sub are always complaining about the shitty things their men do.

Wouldn't it make sense to thoroughly vet any man before marrying or breeding with him? Because if you have children with him, then you're committing to him even if you break up, because at the very least there will be some type of co-parenting arrangement.

These women are stupid, plain and simple. There is no quality control when selecting a mate, or they think their men will turn into model fathers the moment they learn their DNA has been replicated like having a loaf is some magic lever. Then every last one of them is SHOCKED when their man-children proceed to bury themselves further into video games and three-hour-long shits to avoid parenting once Junior shows up. It is EXTREMELY rare for a man to change his ways for the sake of his children and it should not be an expectation.

That, or these women know they won't find an "ideal" mate because they themselves have absolutely nothing to offer to someone else, especially if they already have kids by another man. Sooo they settle for the scum they can scrape off the bottom of the dating barrel and then complain when those men are total pieces of shit. There is no vetting process because I think a lot of them are desperate to not be alone, especially if their imaginary biological clocks are ticking, so they'll take whoever will throw them a bone.
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 08, 2020
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Can someone explain to me what's difficult about putting a lock on the outside of the child's bedroom door and locking them in a presumably childproofed room so the Moo can wash her stank ass? Why has this become a thing?

At least some of the other Moo women are pointing this out to these dim bulbs. I do not understand why women with non-mobile infants cannot pull this off. Strap it in a bouncy seat (whatever the Hell that is) and take a shower.

When I read the description of running around topless, dirty and stinky, I cringed. While most hetero men would not object to seeing tits 24/7, seeing an unwashed and dirty person attached to them would be off-putting. I can assure you, my mom was never a hot mess like this and neither was her house. It's called having self-discipline, organization skills and pride. Standards and pride are not bad things.

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That, or these women know they won't find an "ideal" mate because they themselves have absolutely nothing to offer to someone else, especially if they already have kids by another man. Sooo they settle for the scum they can scrape off the bottom of the dating barrel and then complain when those men are total pieces of shit. There is no vetting process because I think a lot of them are desperate to not be alone, especially if their imaginary biological clocks are ticking, so they'll take whoever will throw them a bone.

Another solid gold nugget from Cambion.
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 09, 2020
Inquisitive mommy asks why men date single mothers if they don't like kids

https://old.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/ip1fzq/why_do_men_date_single_moms_when_they_dont_like/

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I'm so frustrated! Before we started dating I made sure that he was okay with kids. I said from the beginning that I don't want to be a single mom with a boyfriend forever.

A year and a half later and he still doesn't want anything to do with the kids. I have the kids every other week, and for the entire duration of the week we are either ignored or being treated like shit. Right now we live in his friends finished basement until we get a place of our own - but I kinda just want to save up and move us to our own place. Started planning our escape route I guess.

He will say that he loves the kids, then turn around and call them names ("little pieces of shit", "r*tarded"). Never to their face, but I don't think it'd be long before that happens. I did not have more that $20 to spend on the kids for Christmas, so I was excited when I pulled it off - he got mad at me and broke most if the stuff when I was dropping them off at their dads.

I'm sorry, this turned into a ranting mess, and I've made up my mind to leave, but please tell me that things get better lol. I don't want to be alone the rest of my life, but my dudes, I just keep disappointed myself.

Why do kid-hating men date single mommies? Desperation, financial convenience of a dual income (or an income if the guy is chronically unemployed), Moos are easy, or just no fucks to give. Take your pick. I think the better question is why the fuck is this woman staying with a man who not only has no interest in her children, but outwardly dislikes them, calls them names and breaks their things? Yeah, the guy is a dumbfuck for shacking up with a Moo if he has no interest in being someone's fake father, but this breeder woman is equally stupid if she's keeping him around when he mistreats her and her kids.

Ohhh good she made up her mind to leave! sarcastic clapping Only took a fucking year and a half. I feel bad for her kids - they didn't ask for any of this shit, yet Moo is continuously exposing them to this asshole because she needs a cock in her. I guarantee she won't actually leave and she'll find some way to justify staying with him longer because getting stuffed like a turkey is priority one.
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 09, 2020
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I think the better question is why the fuck is this woman staying with a man who not only has no interest in her children, but outwardly dislikes them, calls them names and breaks their things?

I believe you answered your own question:

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Ohhh good she made up her mind to leave! Only took a fucking year and a half. I feel bad for her kids - they didn't ask for any of this shit, yet Moo is continuously exposing them to this asshole because she needs a cock in her.

I am not fond of kids in that I do not want to be around them and never desired to have one, but they SURE AS HELL deserve better from the woman who crapped them out.

A mother cat or dog will fight to protect her babies, but human females, with their supposedly higher-functioning brains, will short circuit the protective instinct because NEED COCK.

Disgusting whores.
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 11, 2020
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A mother cat or dog will fight to protect her babies, but human females, with their supposedly higher-functioning brains, will short circuit the protective instinct because NEED COCK.

Yep, funny how those mama bear claws only come out when it benefits Moo. That whole concept goes out the window when it's a choice between dick and the kids' well-being. A generous chunk of breeder women would gladly look the other way if their partners were abusing their kids just so they could continue getting laid.

Meanwhile, actual mama bears will fiercely protect their cubs and will fuck your shit up if you so much as look in the general direction of her babies. Human mothers will happily rip a stranger's head off metaphorically for doing something like telling her child to look both ways before crossing the street. But Mr. Right Now is molesting Moo's seven-year-old daughter? No big deal, so long as he keeps humping Moo too. She'll only start to care if someone outside the house finds out about it, like if the kid tells a teacher. But then Moo will just cover it up, say the child has an overactive imagination, take the kid home, beat them, and tell them to stop lying.
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 11, 2020
Bitch is blaming the school staff for her inability to do homework because she just couldn't put off breeding until school was over. And it's not even real school, it's ONLINE!

https://old.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/iqdbxo/i_want_to_tell_my_student_advisor_and_my_online/


This one was an alcoholic drug addict but still thought she'd make a great mother at 21. She and her dick decided to make the 2nd one while drunk. Now she doesn't want any of them, man included.

https://old.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/iqetk1/crying_on_the_bathroom_floor_contemplating/


A novella on the joys of step parenting

https://old.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/iq80nz/bio_moms_actionsabsence_affecting_stepson_9_long/


This will almost certainly get deleted, but here's yet another post about a breeder bitching about childless friends and there was ACTUAL DISAGREEMENT in the comments! The commenters suggested that of course the friend didn't understand and that maybe the breeder bitch should not complain to the friend if she didn't want the response she got.

https://old.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/iq4z95/childless_friends_need_to_smile_and_nod/
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 11, 2020
I swear, if I didn't know any better, I'd think the alcoholic junkie Moo was going out of her way to make the worst possible life choices to try and get a TV show made about her life or some shit. Currently married to a narcissistic asshole (which judging by her description, sounds like she married the first guy to give her a second glance), got knocked up by mistake while severely addicted to something or another with an ex. Decided to have a loaf with the current guy on purpose while sloshed. For some reason, did NOT get an abortion either time even though the first brat occurred during drug use and the second occurred while drunk. Admits to being a shit parent to her eldest because she wanted to spend all her time marinating in boxed wine instead of parenting, and the youngest is becoming a little psychopath. Moo also has bipolar disorder, anxiety, PTSD, schizoaffective disorder and many other unnamed mental illnesses that may or may not be self-diagnosed.

I commend the idiot for admitting she done fucked up bad and doesn't seem to do the whole "I hate my life and my kids, but I lurrrrrve them!" thing. But good fucking GOD, these four people should not be living together. If this Moo had any brain cells, she would put those kids somewhere else. I guarantee it is no secret at all how much Mommy hates them and that's going to mess them up so bad. It is in no way healthy for two kids to be raised by such mentally unstable people. Fucking hell I hope that story is fake.
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 13, 2020
"If this moo had any brain cells..."...
that's the point, they don't have any, and what little they have they fry with whatever is their drug of choice (for the druggie set).
the rest just don't use what they have. and many of them have fewer brains than god gave a slug.

locking kids into a childproof room... I am a tad uneasy with this one. In a fire it might be damn easy for them to be trapped... if they are incapable of getting out on their own, then I guess strapped into a carseat or something.

two cents ¢¢

CERTIFIED HOSEHEAD!!!

people (especially women) do not give ONE DAMN about what they inflict on children
and I defy anyone to prove me wrong:

The selfish wants of adults outweigh the needs of the child.

If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my pets.

Some mistakes cannot be fixed, but some mistakes can be 'fixed'.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Leo J. Burke

Entitlement, thy name is mooooooooooooooo

Adoption agencies have strict criteria (usually). Breeders, whose combined IQ's would barely hit triple digits, have none.
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 14, 2020
I thought this one was going to be about our culture's continued dependency on female exploitation, but it all gets revealed in the last couple of sentences:

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Maybe he's just pissed that I don't do makeup or dress up anymore. Most of my days are spent in my pjs with my hair pulled back in a bun. My acne has been horrible. We've had sex twice since our daughter was born. Twice. He has no interest.

Yeah, I wouldn't be interested either if I'd been supporting this for 10 months. Probably doesn't shower, either.

https://old.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/is0von/i_hate_porn_culture/
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 14, 2020
Wow, the one about the Moo complaining about her childless friend sounds SO BITTER and DEFENSIVE. It sounds like her friend listed to a boatload of complaining and said something like, well, "when your kid gets older maybe you can get some time to yourself" and Moo PUT HER ON BLAST and told him/her not comment on her mothering?

Geez, maybe don't make the friend listen to a tirade. It sounds like the friend was just trying to be helpful.

Here's what Moo wrote:

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If you do not raise children for your own then please do not solicit this extremely unhelpful notion of my kid magically growing out of whatever thing exhausts me. For that invalidates the fact that I am exhausted in this moment now and need something other than the mere dream of them leaving my nest in 15+ odd years.

No wonder CF people do not want to be around these self-righteous new Moos. She should calm the fuck down and just be glad their friend is still around and trying to help. I would bet she does not want to listen to one thing this friend is going through because it's All About Her.

As an aside, I just noticed Breaking Mom has a disclaimer that if you are not a mawm-y, you will be banned and deleted? Why the fuck can't they do that on Reddit CF? Because mom to Reddit CF is like moths to a flame--they cannot stay away and inject themselves into everything.

Oh, and here is what this 27 year old Moo is doing with her life:

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My son will be four on Sunday. I do as much as I can for him. I have worked off and on his entire life. My husband makes significantly more than I do in any job. Therefore, it works out that I am a homemaker. This means I get up, feed our son, feed our pets, clean what my husband half-assed, homeschool digital preschool, cook dinner, and generally run the house. It’s a lot. Well this week I also have to decorate for my kiddo’s bday, wrap all the presents, make a cake and dinner. I also paid bills, recorded the finances, and grocery shopped for pickup.

This a chosen condition and she does not have to work outside the home. Let me get my tiniest playing a violin
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 14, 2020
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As an aside, I just noticed Breaking Mom has a disclaimer that if you are not a mawm-y, you will be banned and deleted?

And don't forget that any post that doesn't worship the OP gets deleted for being mean.
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 14, 2020
with all due respects, running a house and raising kids is a full time job. it just works out that way. each half was working to try to keep their lives going and to survive. hasn't really changed. we just don't care for the child part of it.

two cents ¢¢

CERTIFIED HOSEHEAD!!!

people (especially women) do not give ONE DAMN about what they inflict on children
and I defy anyone to prove me wrong:

The selfish wants of adults outweigh the needs of the child.

If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my pets.

Some mistakes cannot be fixed, but some mistakes can be 'fixed'.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Leo J. Burke

Entitlement, thy name is mooooooooooooooo

Adoption agencies have strict criteria (usually). Breeders, whose combined IQ's would barely hit triple digits, have none.
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 14, 2020
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with all due respects, running a house and raising kids is a full time job. it just works out that way. each half was working to try to keep their lives going and to survive. hasn't really changed. we just don't care for the child part of it.

I do not have a dog in the SAHMoo versus working Moo fight. How couples choose to allocate their lives is between them and as long as they are not asking me to pay for it, I'm fine.

Except for the chyld related duties she mentions, which are a choice, everyone on this Earth who is fortunate to have a place to call home has to do the chores she mentions. In addition to doing the chores everyone has to do, she added a kid on top of that, which is why I mentioned the violin for that specific situation.

Plenty of women work full time, run a household and have kids and value judgments aside, because see above about no dog in the right, it is a luxury to be not working a paid job in addition to running a house and raising a kid.

I've been retired a grand total of three weeks now and I'm now a housewife. While there is always housework and bill paying and cleaning to do, investments to watch and things to purchase, the biggest difference is that I can schedule my chores on my own time (within reason.) If I do not mop the floor one day because I have a migraine, my paycheck isn't going to be docked. Nobody is standing over me telling me I need to PRODUCE something that every minute. It's actually pretty awesome.
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 15, 2020
As far as the porn culture Moo, while I get that some of these assholes have very unrealistic expectations (holy crap he wants his Moo-wife to look like Belle Delphine? GOOD LUCK WITH THAT), I think a lot of these guys would be happy if their wives just showered and attempted to take care of themselves a little bit. Not full-blown tarted up with full face makeup, little black leather dress and fuck-me heels (though they might like that too) - but just washed/brushed hair and clothing that isn't puke-stained sweats.

And yeah yeah I know, Mommy is just so bizzy that she can't do that, but not all men will continue to find their wives physically attractive when they turn into slovenly fat cunts. Some might, but if your wife goes from being smoking hot to huge, dumpy and smelly, you're going to lose interest. That's not Duh being a dick - that's just someone being human. Whether or not Moos want to acknowledge it, physical attraction does play a role in overall attraction in a relationship. Do these Moos want me to believe that if their men became physically unattractive for one reason or another, they wouldn't lose sexual interest too?

Not surprised all the Moos are huffing and puffing over how young Belle Delphine looks. You know most of them are envious as fuck and wish they looked as good as her, especially since she was able to use her sex appeal to sell jars of bath water to perverts.

Oooooor it could just be that Moo and Duh are not truly compatible as a couple and that's why he's trying to turn her into someone else. If he can't have a woman he likes, he can at least have one he likes to look at.
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 15, 2020
These moos on breakingmom are just disgusting.

It's ironic, because I used to know this Catholic moo with 6 kids now. Every morning, she got up early, showered, washed her hair and put her makeup on. She called it putting on her face. She wore jeans and a nice shirt every day. Her husband would keep an eye on the kids while she did this. He was a banker in the city, so she didn't have to work at all. She gained 60 pounds during her 6th pregnancy and lost it in 3 months after giving birth through diet, exercise and ballet class 3x/week in the evenings. Hubby watched his children while she danced ballet. Oh yeah...everything in the house was cooked from scratch, from the soups to the tiny portioned muffins to who knows what else. She was a good cook, too. Her home was immaculate, white glove clean. She had no paid help in the house; she did it all herself with a smile because husband paid all the bills.

This is why I just cannot understand the whiny moos who complain about being so bizzy bizzy bizzy when all they have is 1 or 2 kids, and they are SHAMoos. They do seem to have plenty of time to whine on reddit or FB.


Lurking moos: if your entire daily wardrobe consists of pajamas and a greasy messy bun, you shouldn't be surprised if your spouse starts getting a wandering eye. It would behoove you to shower periodically and maybe put on some jeans and a tee shirt. Porn culture and mangas aren't the problem in this case, the problem is a greasy, dirty, smelly, unkempt you.
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 15, 2020
Exactly, peace. My mother was a housewife briefly in the early 80s before she got bored with it and went back to work. She was never frazzled or dirty. My dad didn't help her, but our house was always clean, she cooked dinner every night, and still had plenty of free time. She even left us with dad while she went to choir practice on Wednesday evenings. I don't understand how these bitches can be so overwhelmed to the extent they can't even take a shit alone, unless they're up their brats' asses 24 hours a day. That certainly wasn't MY mother.
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 16, 2020
Moo's husband inhales the contents of the fridge. Including all the baby food...all the time

The Human Eating Machine

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I literally have to hide my babies food in the back of tbe fridge because this asshat will eat it. Wtf is that? You're literally taking food from your own child. I had issues getting my son to eat so I buy specific stuff for him to eat. Veggies....fruits. My husband walks over and takes not even a fork....but his dirty ass fingers, shoving dry ass green beans in his mouth when i tell him those are for the baby. Like wtf! Last night he tells me he gave him a cookie but "Daddy had some too". Y'all.....this is a fucking GERBER ARROWROOT BISCUIT....Not real fucking cookies! This morning I went to make breakfast for my 12 month old. I get a raisan bread he loves. The slices are smaller and he likes it for toast, French toast etc. There was a little less than a half loaf left. This morning....nothing. What motherfucker needs to eat 4 peanut butter sandwiches overnight????



In this case, I will agree with the moo. Her sperm donor is a worthless sack o' shit if he constantly eats anything and everything in sight. It also tells you what he must think of his family and what his priorities are if he's always eating food meant for other people in the house.

And women breed with these losers.
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 16, 2020
Why doesn't the Moo with the Hoover vacuum husband try the classic passive-aggressive office food thief solution and spike the brat chow with either hot sauce or a laxative? Obviously don't give that one to the kid, but maybe it'll keep Duh's greedy mitts off the kid's food. Hiding food in your own home is what you do in college when you have a greedy lazy fuck roommate who eats all your food. You shouldn't have to do it with your spouse and brats.

Someone that selfish probably wouldn't be great at taking hints, so feeding the fucker spiked food would likely result in a mantrum and then he'll just go right back to being a gigantic pig. I highly doubt the guy just went from normal to greedy overnight - he's probably been like that the entire relationship and Moo just denied it because she was in wuv.
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 16, 2020
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The football kids mom asked me what the problem was as I was trying to get my son calm and walk to the car. I explained that he was autistic and didn't understand about the ball. She immediately told me that I shouldn't have him out in public if he was going to act like a freak. I told her again that he was not a freak and had a disability. She threatened to "fuck me up" and I should get my "little bitch ass retarded fucking brat" away from normal ass people.

I flat out don't believe this one, not the way the moo presents it. Either that wasn't "just a meltdown," or the moo's "explanation" was out of line (like asking if her son could have the toy, or passive aggressively blaming the moo or her kids for leaving it lying around, or something). I don't believe the other mother went nuclear in the face of a perfectly rational OP and her crying child. Something else was going on there that OP is conveniently leaving out.


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Hey, if other methods aren't working then you need another way of getting the message through. Friend's kid went through a biting stage. They tried milder methods to put a stop to it. Those didn't work. Then the next time the kid bit, Friend bit her back and said something to the effect of, "And that's why we don't bite." Biting stage ended right there and then.

That absolutely worked with one of our cats!


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As an aside, I just noticed Breaking Mom has a disclaimer that if you are not a mawm-y, you will be banned and deleted? Why the fuck can't they do that on Reddit CF? Because mom to Reddit CF is like moths to a flame--they cannot stay away and inject themselves into everything.

Because, apparently, at least one of the mods on the CF sub is a breeder.
Re: Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
September 17, 2020
Grizzled breeding veteran calls out bizzy mawms on their inability to perform basic tasks because of being up their child's asses 24 hours a day:

https://old.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/iua2gc/first_time_moms_drive_me_crazy_at_times_no_offense/


Husband calls moo's vagina "burning man" because it reminds him of a parched, dry desert:

https://old.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/itw4p4/how_did_i_get_here/
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