"Hurray I'm registered!"(use this thread to introduce yourself)
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rudeawakening
Hello everyone!
I'm a college student living in the Midwest. I was excited when I found this forum because I haven't found anyone IRL who feels the same way that I do about kids, shares my disgust with the shitty, entitled attitudes of many parents out there…or doesn't think I'm "too young" and "will change my mind later." I found myself nodding along to most of the posts here so I thought I'd join!
Hi! :1welcome
I'm also a college student living in the Midwest (Minnesota, to be exact). Welcome to our happy little home!
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I'm new here. I'm 36, CF, but I have dogs and cats. I'm happy to see nerds in the introductions above. I like Carnivale/SW/Trek/DC and all that "science-y stuff" 
. I like to write, cook, play board games, travel and go to concerts. I'm excited to have a place where I don't have to sensor myself where breeders and brats are concerned. So, hi everyone!
. I like to write, cook, play board games, travel and go to concerts. I'm excited to have a place where I don't have to sensor myself where breeders and brats are concerned. So, hi everyone!Screaming Sausage, I think I'm afraid of your avi pic. That squashed face...the black hole with the disconnected tongue...and ohmygod, I can just hear the piercing screams....:scr
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night owl
Screaming Sausage, I think I'm afraid of your avi pic. That squashed face...the black hole with the disconnected tongue...and ohmygod, I can just hear the piercing screams....:scr
That was my intention but you're right, it's horrible isn't it? I've replaced it with something sausagey but not screamy...
Her ears are on her neck. 
The article that Shauna wrote is even worse than the pic.
As for all the noobs..... welcome!
:1welcome
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I miss my little feather baby.
The article that Shauna wrote is even worse than the pic.
As for all the noobs..... welcome!
:1welcome
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I miss my little feather baby.
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dood
Hello all.
I have been lurking here for a few weeks now, reading the popular threads (hilarious, btw). I am a 27 year old married male and cannot stand children. I met my wife senior year of high school and have told her as much from day 1. She is completely cool with it. We have no desire to procreate but do want to get a puppy one day soon.
I thought I might as well register and say hi as today has been a pretty eventful day. I had my vasectomy done this morning and though I am in no small amount of pain, I couldn't be happie. No fuck trophies for me! (I picked that phrase up here too and my friends and I love it)
Anyway, hi all. I may not say much but I will probably be sticking around laughing. Love this place.
Welcome, and Happy V-Day!
Snip Snip Day! :samWelcome! :hello
Since people always get a congratulated for having babies, I think you deserve a big congrats too!
wink Hope you're feeling better soon.
Since people always get a congratulated for having babies, I think you deserve a big congrats too!
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night owl
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dood
Hello all.
I have been lurking here for a few weeks now, reading the popular threads (hilarious, btw). I am a 27 year old married male and cannot stand children. I met my wife senior year of high school and have told her as much from day 1. She is completely cool with it. We have no desire to procreate but do want to get a puppy one day soon.
I thought I might as well register and say hi as today has been a pretty eventful day. I had my vasectomy done this morning and though I am in no small amount of pain, I couldn't be happie. No fuck trophies for me! (I picked that phrase up here too and my friends and I love it)
Anyway, hi all. I may not say much but I will probably be sticking around laughing. Love this place.
Welcome, and Happy V-Day!
:1welcome
Snip, snip, hooray! :bal
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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?
"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan
"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski
(Shameless blog promotion: http://popcornculturejunkie.wordpress.com/)
(Cornucopia of visual rantage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD78oSD27mzAlVzsB0q2ibA)
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hello all July 14, 2014 |
:newb here! (but not new to being childfree)
I've been childfree since...always. Never liked the little buggers, then grew older and started to understand it was the parents that are the problem. Never wanted to be a parent and screw up and breed more little problems for other people to have to tolerate either. Blah blah.. you get the drift.. sensible stuff.
So here's an illustration of how bad of a parunt I would be:
One summer I mistakenly decided to be a camp counselor. The whining from the brats was intolerable and the worst of it came from one particular snot nosed punk who couldn't keep moaning on and on about how much he hated nature camp. So one day I just looked at him deadpan and said, "Ok, go home then." Of course, I was just trying to rub it in that he had no control over his miserable life, but I didn't realize he only lived a mile or so away and he actually....went home. They spent hours looking for him and somehow (I'll never know how) didn't find out it was my fault or throw me in jail for neglect or abuse of the poor wittle sneauxflayke.
But even with the threat of jail I don't think I could handle myself any other way in those kind of situations, so I generally avoid almost everyone under 18 at all costs (which now includes my friends' children and therefore all of my sprogging friends, who are invariably attached at the hip/umbilical cord to their saintly little shits)(not that they have time for me anymore anyway, so no big loss on either side).
Its just nice to connect with people in my boat: irritated, frustrated, and, most of all, COMPLETELY RATIONAL.
I've been childfree since...always. Never liked the little buggers, then grew older and started to understand it was the parents that are the problem. Never wanted to be a parent and screw up and breed more little problems for other people to have to tolerate either. Blah blah.. you get the drift.. sensible stuff.
So here's an illustration of how bad of a parunt I would be:
One summer I mistakenly decided to be a camp counselor. The whining from the brats was intolerable and the worst of it came from one particular snot nosed punk who couldn't keep moaning on and on about how much he hated nature camp. So one day I just looked at him deadpan and said, "Ok, go home then." Of course, I was just trying to rub it in that he had no control over his miserable life, but I didn't realize he only lived a mile or so away and he actually....went home. They spent hours looking for him and somehow (I'll never know how) didn't find out it was my fault or throw me in jail for neglect or abuse of the poor wittle sneauxflayke.
But even with the threat of jail I don't think I could handle myself any other way in those kind of situations, so I generally avoid almost everyone under 18 at all costs (which now includes my friends' children and therefore all of my sprogging friends, who are invariably attached at the hip/umbilical cord to their saintly little shits)(not that they have time for me anymore anyway, so no big loss on either side).
Its just nice to connect with people in my boat: irritated, frustrated, and, most of all, COMPLETELY RATIONAL.
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