Breakingmom Tales: Or A Collection of Stupidity & Dumb Choices
Posted by twocents
It's not even Moother's Day yet and I'm already seeing the whiny posts about how under-appreciated the poor ickle mommies feel because their man-babies won't get them anything. They are somehow surprised and disappointed every single year when the same damn thing happens too.
Why? Why do they expect their partners do magically do something special for them when they prove every single year they don't give a fuck? Take fucking initiative, lady - if you want a special day, schedule it yourself and let the man-child deal with the brats all day. Manicure, massage, spa visit, shopping trip, axe throwing, demolition derby, amusement park, tattoo session, hiking the Appalachain Trail, whatever makes your skirt fly up.
If their men don't appreciate them or show them any consideration the other 364 days of the year, what makes them think a commercial holiday will make them do it all of a sudden?
Also, am I the only one who sees the irony in the fact that for the day celebrating mothers, these Moos all want nothing to do with their kids? Like if it weren't for their brats, they wouldn't have a reason to celebrate in the first place. Frankly I never understood the concept of celebrating Mother's Day for anyone other than your own mother/stepmother or your mother-in-law if you get along with any of them Why do you need to celebrate the mother of your kids? That's the kids' job.
Can't wait to see the tsunami of whining on Sunday when all the mommies are disappointed because their husbands don't acknowledge them whatsoever.
https://old.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/13c9hs8/mothers_day_a_rant/
Why? Why do they expect their partners do magically do something special for them when they prove every single year they don't give a fuck? Take fucking initiative, lady - if you want a special day, schedule it yourself and let the man-child deal with the brats all day. Manicure, massage, spa visit, shopping trip, axe throwing, demolition derby, amusement park, tattoo session, hiking the Appalachain Trail, whatever makes your skirt fly up.
If their men don't appreciate them or show them any consideration the other 364 days of the year, what makes them think a commercial holiday will make them do it all of a sudden?
Also, am I the only one who sees the irony in the fact that for the day celebrating mothers, these Moos all want nothing to do with their kids? Like if it weren't for their brats, they wouldn't have a reason to celebrate in the first place. Frankly I never understood the concept of celebrating Mother's Day for anyone other than your own mother/stepmother or your mother-in-law if you get along with any of them Why do you need to celebrate the mother of your kids? That's the kids' job.
Can't wait to see the tsunami of whining on Sunday when all the mommies are disappointed because their husbands don't acknowledge them whatsoever.
https://old.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/13c9hs8/mothers_day_a_rant/
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For my birthday in September, I told my husband I wanted a charcuterie board. Delicious heaven! He did not even consider it, it ended with me in tears and him picking up a salami, jelly, and cheese with a bag of crackers for something I had to assemble myself the day of. Was not a fun day. Felt super under appreciated as always.
On April 22, I sent him a link to a charcuterie lunch and said this is what I want for Mother’s Day. I talked to him in person how the go to place closed down and this replacement looked promising and this is what I wanted for Mother’s Day.
Fast forward to me planning HIS Mother’s Day gift too his mom and he says my place closed down for charcuterie.
WTF!
I screen shot him the link I sent him and this MF doubles down and insists he can still order. NO HE CANNOT, THEY ARE SOLD OUT cuz ya know? Most husbands think in advance for the one day a year to appreciate what the mother of their child/children do. Not this guy thought. Nope! He GETS MAD I’M UPSET! REALLY?! WTF?!?!?
Now he walks downstairs and says he’s placd the order and it wasn’t too late with a smug smirk.
How the FUCK do I I explain that his lack of initiative makes me feel third tier?! That me planning HIS mom’s Mother’s Day present while he cannot be bothered to think of the mother of his child and what she wants without me nagging him is FUCKING RIDICULOUS?!?!
Please BroMos, how do I tell him so he understands that him placing me last on his priorities is not how to maintain a marriage? How do I get him to understand the way he treats me and prioritizes me is why this whole thing fucking stinks like donkey balls?!
How much more clear can I be on what I need or want than sending links to exactly what I want for a gift on a day to celebrate ME can I be?
Seriously, what the FUCK?!
Damn, did you see her post history? They are in counseling because he cheated on her last year. (She has a five month old baby.) I wonder if she got knocked up after he cheated?
She married this guy anyway and bred two more kids with him?
No, she's not being too harsh. He has a 13 year old kid who won't even dispose of his own incontinence pads and he sometimes stuffs his poopy, 13 year old diapers in the laundry bin?
Holy Shit Breeders are NASTY.
If this dude weren't a baby himself, he would be MANNING UP and making his little Autard stop acting like a lazy human.
Between the poop, the crabs and the lice, these people are living in a biohazard zone. Whoever buys the house is going to need a Hazmat team to scour the place down.
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Husband (40M) and I (32F) usually have week on week off custody of his 13yo plus our two little girls full-time (4yo & 5mo). We have been doing marriage counselling since he cheated on me last year. We had a conversation today about domestic labour and small things that really bother us.
My example was cleaning my step kiddos poopy pads & undies. They have chronic constipation issues that often cause them to poop their pants. They usually wear incontinence pads in their undies and are supposed to dispose of them in the bin but sometimes hide them in the laundry hamper where I usually find them later. It's obviously a very nasty surprise. I told my husband I feel very upset when this happens because I feel like he should be the one to clean up these messes. He went on a bit of a rant about how that would be nearly impossible for him to do and that I'm blaming him for SKs health issues (also diagnosed ADHD & Autism.) My reply was that I feel he hasn't engaged enough in addressing the health issues with things like dietary changes to prevent the constipation and often "checks out" and ignores the issues because they're "too hard" and therefore I get stuck cleaning up the physical mess. Basically, I don't feel he does due diligence on preventing the nasty poopy surprises.
Am I being too harsh? Is it too much to ask of him? Considering that kiddo has complex health issues for which there isn't an easy answer?
She married this guy anyway and bred two more kids with him?
No, she's not being too harsh. He has a 13 year old kid who won't even dispose of his own incontinence pads and he sometimes stuffs his poopy, 13 year old diapers in the laundry bin?
Holy Shit Breeders are NASTY.
If this dude weren't a baby himself, he would be MANNING UP and making his little Autard stop acting like a lazy human.
Between the poop, the crabs and the lice, these people are living in a biohazard zone. Whoever buys the house is going to need a Hazmat team to scour the place down.
Breeder moaning about "inclusive" Mother's Day stuff on social media that extends to "dog moms" and childfree people and every other person in the world rather than only mommies. The poor things, can't they just have one sacred thing just for them??? When they work so haaaaaaaard??? 
LOL, shut your ass up lady. CFers don't get the benefit of child-free venues because breeders have to shit on every fucking corner of the globe, so don't bitch when non-breeders have infiltrated Mommy Ass-Kissing Day. I'm happy as fuck to see them get a taste of how it feels when non-mommies take over their special places.
I mean if you think about it, CFers could celebrate Moother's Day too. Childfree women are "pregnant" with half a child each month from the age of 9-11 until anywhere between the ages of 35 and 55 and then we typically "give birth" to unused uterine lining every four weeks (give or take). Men are "pregnant" with millions upon millions of partial children at all times, it's just those partial children die all the time because they are birthed into tissues, hands, socks, fake vaginas, condoms or whatever your vessel of choice is. So we're all mommies! Take advantage of the free flowers, desserts and drinks at the businesses that offer freebies on Moo Day.
Also, I learned that International Childfree Day is on August 1st. And apparently it has been a holiday since the 1970s! Not that we need a holiday because we enjoy the freedom our choice gives us each and every day.
https://old.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/13hr68o/can_we_have_at_least_one_freaking_day/
Oh and I love this comment:
Moos claim every fucking May that they're nurses for putting band-aids on boo-boos and that should count toward the six-figure salary they all think they deserve. Frankly I'm surprised that beefing Moos don't try to claim to be nurses since they're practicing "nursing."
LOL, shut your ass up lady. CFers don't get the benefit of child-free venues because breeders have to shit on every fucking corner of the globe, so don't bitch when non-breeders have infiltrated Mommy Ass-Kissing Day. I'm happy as fuck to see them get a taste of how it feels when non-mommies take over their special places.
I mean if you think about it, CFers could celebrate Moother's Day too. Childfree women are "pregnant" with half a child each month from the age of 9-11 until anywhere between the ages of 35 and 55 and then we typically "give birth" to unused uterine lining every four weeks (give or take). Men are "pregnant" with millions upon millions of partial children at all times, it's just those partial children die all the time because they are birthed into tissues, hands, socks, fake vaginas, condoms or whatever your vessel of choice is. So we're all mommies! Take advantage of the free flowers, desserts and drinks at the businesses that offer freebies on Moo Day.
Also, I learned that International Childfree Day is on August 1st. And apparently it has been a holiday since the 1970s! Not that we need a holiday because we enjoy the freedom our choice gives us each and every day.
https://old.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/13hr68o/can_we_have_at_least_one_freaking_day/
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Happy Mother’s Day bromos! I am sick of seeing “all inclusive” Mother’s Day posts on social media. Saying it’s for pet moms, people who have CHOSEN not to have kids, etc. We give and give and give, and we can’t even have our own day without non mothers trying to take it. Fuck off with that nonsense.
This in no way is directed to women who have lost children or struggling with fertility. This is a rant against society in general.
I hope you’re all having the best day you possibly can. If no one else tells you today, you are an amazing mother and I see you.
Oh and I love this comment:
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This will never not rustle my jimmies.
Could you imagine if during Nurses’ week we all tried to make up dumb reasons for everyone to be celebrated?? “I patted my friends shoulder while she vomited once. I’m basically a nurse!!”
I’m a dental assistant and although my job is referred to as “dental nurse” in other parts of the world, that doesn’t make me a nurse. There’s a reason Dental Assistants have their own week.
Moos claim every fucking May that they're nurses for putting band-aids on boo-boos and that should count toward the six-figure salary they all think they deserve. Frankly I'm surprised that beefing Moos don't try to claim to be nurses since they're practicing "nursing."
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