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How about another term for stay at home moo's: HausMoo or HausBovine

Or, maybe, hauscau?

Actually is Hauskuh. *pushes glasses up nose*

Source: Poster kind of-sort of speaks German. A little bit.

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creativelycf
How about another term for stay at home moo's: HausMoo or HausBovine

Or, maybe, hauscau?

Haha that's a good one too!

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creativelycf
How about another term for stay at home moo's: HausMoo or HausBovine

Or, maybe, hauscau?

Actually is Hauskuh. *pushes glasses up nose*

Source: Poster kind of-sort of speaks German. A little bit.

larious

I'm trying to learn a bit of German.

Overgrown sperm cell!

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" ... what's one more once you've already got two shedding on the couch?"

A few new terms:

Pet Monster: A "special" brat, often coddled, often walked on a leash. Often, like the monsters in certain movies and episodes of science fiction programs, proclaimed to be "gentle" or "harmless" when they are not. They can be broken into smaller categories.

Bloodsucker or Nosforatu: A non-ambulatory brat, often stuck drooling on themselves in a wheelchair or similar device, main attributes are sucking the lives of the parunts until they die.

Banshee: Variant Bloodsucker able to communicate only through unpleasant shrieking.

Frankenstein: I'm aware Frankenstein was the doctor, but this is less of a mouthful than adding "'s monster" to the end. These are strong, but dim pet monsters who aren't particularly responsive and move awkwardly and often slowly.

Yeti, Bigfoot, Troll, Ogre: Large, relatively well coordinated, cognitive enough to weild a weaon during an assault, or use tools to destroy property. Usually male.

Werewolf, Lycanthrope, Wolfman: High Functioning people, named for their ability to blend in relatively well in human society most of the time. Also named for numerous mass slaughter produced by some of them. A great deal of them are not a problem. Not usually "pets" due to their cognitive ability. Mostly used here to separate them from the flapper types.

Here's mine:

Contraceptive failure.™

Credit me if you want to use it!

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I have a fuckload of them.

Baked creampie
Birth control ads
Broken condoms
Bratoid
Bratling
Bratty dearest
Bratspawn
Bratzilla
Carpet apes
Civil Defense Sirens
Condom ads
Crotch turds
Crotch droppings
Crotch maggots
Crotch demons
Crotch goblins
Crotch larvae
Crotch vermin
Crotchfruit
Creampies
Crack monkey
Cumstains
Demogorgons
Demon spawn
Durex ads
Ear assailants
Failed abortions
Fermented cum
Fermented spooge
Fermented sperm
Fermented jizz
Feral animal
Feral brat
Feral beast
Fleshloaves
Fuck trophies
Hellspawn
Hump dumplings
Living condom ads
Loaves
Loin larvae
Loinloaves
Loin monsters
Meat sirens
Meth monkey
Monsterbrat
Pussy turds
Pussypukes
Turdler
Twat snot
Twat turds
Twat demons
Pet demogorgons
Screamers
Screamlings
Screampies
Semen demons
Sexually Transmitted Demons
Shitlings
Shrieklings
Snotlings
Snot hogs
Snot monster
Spawn
Sprog
Sperm spawn
Sperm vermin
Walking condom ads
Womb missile
Womb weasel

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We came up with a few space-themed ones the other day.

Moo-niverse

Brat-mosphere

Brat-tellites (those annoying noisy things you'll find orbiting a play area or moo in a grocery store)

Lmao! Very creative