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Our cre8ive CF glossary

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Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
June 26, 2013
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mistress rotwang
Did anyone add "behind the coucher" yet?

Yeah, that's several pages back. It's also in epic threads.
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
June 26, 2013
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yurble
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mistress rotwang
Did anyone add "behind the coucher" yet?

Yeah, that's several pages back. It's also in epic threads.

Sorry, forgot how to read...
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
July 22, 2013
The Xtain Boobies!
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
August 26, 2013
Here's one for you guys: Raisin Goblin

(Don't you just love The Oatmeal?) :biggrin2

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
September 12, 2013
Breeder-pleaser limbo - something just about every article on the CF does: seeing how far the people interviewed or the author can bend over backwards to accommodate breeders with phrases such as "I don't hate kids," "I'm a great aunt," "I respect parents a lot and don't know how they do it," "Maybe I'll change my mind someday," and "I'm selfish."
Anonymous User
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
October 11, 2013
Sluice-plant: a moo who insists on reproducing on accident (lol), on other people's dimes, all the while insisting that other people sell their belongings to give them money, instead of (gasp) getting a fucking job and paying for her own decisions mistakes (see also, welfare whore). Many men keep returning to the sluice-plant, hoping to strike gold, but often meet with heartache, rectal bleeding, and beyond-empty pockets.

Many thanks to the TV show Yukon Gold for the term, and making me laugh every time a dude exclaims, "Damn, it feels good to sluice!"
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meat goblin
October 29, 2013
I heard that phrase on the radio this morning referring to a celeb kyd. I think it is my new favorite. drinking coffee
Re: meat goblin
October 29, 2013
Hey there! There's a topic dedicated especially for this.

http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958


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Abstinence Education
You don't need to know. That's the beautiful mystery of sex.
See, if I tell you about it, it won't be a mystery. It will just be a fact.
An ugly, moist fact, squatting on your brain like an octopus.
And you don't want an octopus squatting on your brain, do you?

... and that's where babies come from.
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
October 31, 2013
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jessicanicole

I'm hoping this doesn't mean what I think it means. Please tell me I'm wrong. Just in case I did read that correctly, shove the racist crap. We don't tolerate that here.

ETA: In case I'm not wrong and I did read that correctly, fuck off. If I've misread your post I'll apologize.
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
October 31, 2013
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jessicanicole

:eyebrows hitting over the head with a hammer :headbrick saying 'wtf' the world 'fail' on flames

I agree with satansbitch...NOT cool! angry smiley

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

(Shameless blog promotion: http://popcornculturejunkie.wordpress.com/)

(Cornucopia of visual rantage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD78oSD27mzAlVzsB0q2ibA)
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
October 31, 2013
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jessicanicole

Here we go again...

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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader

Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
November 01, 2013
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jessicanicole

Refer to the rules and consider this your first and final warning.
Anonymous User
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
November 01, 2013
It's not showing up... what you guys are quoting me on... . but whatever it was, was not meant to be racist.
Anonymous User
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
November 04, 2013
I have no idea what happened, but apparently, newbs are like 2-yr-olds; can't turn your back on 'em for a second. I'm kinda disappointed that I missed it.
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
November 04, 2013
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jessicanicole
It's not showing up... what you guys are quoting me on... . but whatever it was, was not meant to be racist.

Memory refresher: "We call that a keep-a-..."
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
November 14, 2013
Twat Croissant

Cunt Danish

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

(Shameless blog promotion: http://popcornculturejunkie.wordpress.com/)

(Cornucopia of visual rantage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD78oSD27mzAlVzsB0q2ibA)
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
February 03, 2014
Instead of playing the world's smallest violin at breeder woes, the vocally inclined among us could sing the aria, titled "O Solo Hole-o", by aliceblue,

When describing kid-centred conversation: "Low is me...baybee this larvae that", coined by 4everamaiden. I don't know why this is so funny, but I've been losing my shit over it for the past half an hour waving hellolarious

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" ... what's one more once you've already got two shedding on the couch?"
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
February 05, 2014
Not a new word, but can I just profess my love of the word "snatchdragon"? It's fucking great!

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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader

Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
May 02, 2014
I'm adding Blanket Ham to our glossary. bouncing and laughing
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
July 07, 2014
Food Stamp Foof (from the welfare breeder leech thread) thumbs upwink

_________________________________________________________

Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

(Shameless blog promotion: http://popcornculturejunkie.wordpress.com/)

(Cornucopia of visual rantage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD78oSD27mzAlVzsB0q2ibA)
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
July 13, 2014
From the comments in the article this thread links to, a CF person refers to the "genetic baton race".
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
February 05, 2015
I was playing sims4 forcing one of my sims to breed out, but the dumb bitch wouldn't put the baby down to go and rebreed the next one, so that's where I came up with this new term I found most amusing at the time.

rug-dump: put the rug dump down already.(put down the baby already)

it can also refer to the stereotypical method of conceiving on a rug in front of a fireplace: taking a rug dump, (ejaculating) or creating a rug dump (getting pregnant).

pretty much can be used as any of these, but I will refer to babys as rug dumps for a while atleast, since it implys the funniest visual for me.
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
March 28, 2015
How about another term for stay at home moo's: HausMoo or HausBovine
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
March 28, 2015
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creativelycf
How about another term for stay at home moo's: HausMoo or HausBovine

Or, maybe, hauscau? bouncing and laughing
Anonymous User
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
March 28, 2015
I've got one for a daycare.

Disease factory.

It seems like the folks at work with young brats are always bringing some bug into the office first.
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