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SlumSlut
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
December 05, 2010
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Miss_Hannigan_NLI
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
December 09, 2010
I think we need a Wiki for all the in-jokes...like the Teen-Eating Train, Dr. Drew, GFG's YES, Stokesy-Poo, etc. etc. Sure it'll be outdated soon enough, but it would be a laugh.
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SlumSlut
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
December 09, 2010
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Miss_Hannigan_NLI
I think we need a Wiki for all the in-jokes...like the Teen-Eating Train, Dr. Drew, GFG's YES, Stokesy-Poo, etc. etc. Sure it'll be outdated soon enough, but it would be a laugh.

Make it so.

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Miss_Hannigan
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
December 09, 2010
Disease vector
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yurble
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
December 10, 2010
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Miss_Hannigan_NLI
I think we need a Wiki for all the in-jokes...like the Teen-Eating Train, Dr. Drew, GFG's YES, Stokesy-Poo, etc. etc. Sure it'll be outdated soon enough, but it would be a laugh.

I'm obviously for this. thumbs upup
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Anonymous User
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
December 16, 2010
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WaterLily
Welfare check, they didn't want the kid because they wanted/loved kids, they just to be guaranteed to be able to sit on their ass and suck the taxpayer tit dry.

Anchor Baby: The illegitimate baby born to an illegal alien that now entitles her to welfare, food stamps, utility payment and free healthcare all at the expense of me and other poor suckers who work for a living because millions on welfare depend on us daily.
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Anonymous User
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
December 19, 2010
My brother and I created a name for kids.. Suckerheads.

This came about talking about when we envision kids, we see these nasty, dirt covered, koolaid mouth stained, sticky, awkward looking rugrats with a sucker stuck to their head. And the term "suckerhead" was born. grinning smiley
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yurble
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
December 19, 2010
I can't believe peewins isn't on the list.
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trekkie monster
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
December 19, 2010
I often reffer to them as accouterments (pronounce it out loud). Moos actually think it's some kind of literary refference.

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zatoth
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
December 21, 2010
wussify-not a child free term per se, but it refers to the devolving of humans due to obsessive political correctness, germophobia, "nature deficit disorder", etc. an example of "wussification" is to view a male viking and then consider the dad in the "swagger wagon" ad.
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Reaperess
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December 23, 2010
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My brother and I created a name for kids.. Suckerheads.

This came about talking about when we envision kids, we see these nasty, dirt covered, koolaid mouth stained, sticky, awkward looking rugrats with a sucker stuck to their head. And the term "suckerhead" was born. grinning smiley

OMG, finally someone has brought up the "dirty, grubby diaper-babies" I can't stand! Why are they only wearing a diaper? Why are they streaked with what looks like brake-dust (I'm assuming the toddler can't change a tire). Why do they smell like fake maple syrup? BLEH!!!
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kbc
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
December 30, 2010
I call them pussy biscuits.
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Peace
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December 30, 2010
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WaterLily
Welfare check, Anchor Baby: The illegitimate baby born to an illegal alien that now entitles her to welfare, food stamps, utility payment and free healthcare all at the expense of me and other poor suckers who work for a living because millions on welfare depend on us daily.


Don't get me started on this! On another CF board (won't mention the board name) I posted on about anchor babies, a board poster got her panties all in a bind because she was Hispanic (living in USA) and fully supported the idea of anchor sprog in the USA. She pissed off a LOT of the regular posters. Gotta love those fencesitters! :flaming


Of course, she admitted to smuggling in her illegal immigrant grandmother for old age care, end of life care here in the USA, but that's another thing altogether. openmouthed shock
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Peace
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December 30, 2010
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WaterLily
Welfare check, Anchor Baby: The illegitimate baby born to an illegal alien that now entitles her to welfare, food stamps, utility payment and free healthcare all at the expense of me and other poor suckers who work for a living because millions on welfare depend on us daily.



Don't get me started on this! On another CF board (won't mention the board name) I posted on about anchor babies, a board poster got her panties all in a bind because she was Hispanic (living in USA) and fully supported the idea of anchor sprog in the USA. She pissed off a LOT of the regular posters. Gotta love those fencesitters! :flaming


Of course, she admitted to smuggling in her illegal immigrant grandmother for old age care, end of life care here in the USA, but that's another thing altogether. openmouthed shock
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M4P
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December 30, 2010
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Peace
Don't get me started on this! On another CF board (won't mention the board name) I posted on about anchor babies, a board poster got her panties all in a bind because she was Hispanic (living in USA) and fully supported the idea of anchor sprog in the USA.

I don't see how anyone who pays taxes in this country could possibly support anchor babies. It's ridiculous!

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reaperess
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
December 30, 2010
Can anyone tell me the origin of inpig? I know it means "pregnant," but I'd love to know where it comes from.

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SlumSlut
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December 31, 2010
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reaperess
Can anyone tell me the origin of inpig? I know it means "pregnant," but I'd love to know where it comes from.

I think it's a progression from the way people abbreviate "pregnant" to "pg" and the way WE intentionally mis-spell "pregnant" as "pignant". If anyone else has any insight into this, please advise.

I myself prefer to use "pregnasty" because I don't want to offend actual PIGS (which is also why I don't call the police "pigs"), but that's just me.

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reaperess
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
December 31, 2010
I was wondering if it was what farmers called pregnant sows, but what you've said makes sense! Thanks!

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reaperess
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
December 31, 2010
OK, so I just googled it, and "inpig" is actually used for pregnant sows. Who knew! I wonder what the state of pregnancy is for cows.

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kidlesskim
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
January 01, 2011
"I am a cattle farmer in eastern Alabama on the Georgia line and listen to GPB. Some how I missed the original broadcast of Cover to Cover Between, Georgia. I did hear the rebroadcast and was shocked to hear you talking to a caller that was expecting a calf and you refer to a "female cow". All cows are females. Male bovines are Bulls. A female calf is called a heifer until she is bred when she is called a "cow.""



So, moo-wanna bees are called Heifers and those who have already shat loaves are called cows.

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reaperess
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January 16, 2011
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kidlesskim
"I am a cattle farmer in eastern Alabama on the Georgia line and listen to GPB. Some how I missed the original broadcast of Cover to Cover Between, Georgia. I did hear the rebroadcast and was shocked to hear you talking to a caller that was expecting a calf and you refer to a "female cow". All cows are females. Male bovines are Bulls. A female calf is called a heifer until she is bred when she is called a "cow.""



So, moo-wanna bees are called Heifers and those who have already shat loaves are called cows.

And the emasculated shell of a man after wifey-poo shits out a loaf is a steer, after the castrated bull?

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reaperess
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
January 18, 2011
Another question... What is LifeScript? I googled it, and the first set of links were to a women's magazine. It didn't seem to make sense in that context, so there must be some other LifeScript that I haven't stumbled upon. Help please?

It's your hell; you rot in it!
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KABA
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January 18, 2011
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reaperess
Another question... What is LifeScript? I googled it, and the first set of links were to a women's magazine. It didn't seem to make sense in that context, so there must be some other LifeScript that I haven't stumbled upon. Help please?

The old song says it best:

A and B sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comest love, then comes marriage
Then comes A pushing a baby carriage

And that is the Lifescript.

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I walk the path of life to my own rhythm, my own beat-if you don't like it, step off and find your own damn song!
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thom_c
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January 18, 2011
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reaperess
Another question... What is LifeScript? I googled it, and the first set of links were to a women's magazine. It didn't seem to make sense in that context, so there must be some other LifeScript that I haven't stumbled upon. Help please?

Grow up (um not really) either go to college and get the Mrs Degree or get knocked up (opps LOLOMGWTFBBQ) and trap your mayan. Have your 2.3 (opps 4,5,6, LOLOMGWTFBBQ) buy the mini van and/or SUV, go in hock up to your eyebrows but most of all BREED BREED BREED
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Anonymous User
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
March 21, 2011
Twat Terror (or tearer)
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