Our cre8ive CF glossary

FWOBs

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

THANK YOU. Jeez.

Sproglodites

This is the village speaking: Fuck. You.

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I had to leave. They were having fun wrong.

WIC.....Worthless Indigent Cunts
SNAP......Skanky, Nasty, Asshole Pigs

*gasp*

I'm particularly fond of the "WIC" one.

Tree trunk(s)- After how large most moos thighs are, its really sad that so many women willingly destroy their bodies just so they can have a screaming idiot turdwad. Especially the moos who keep popping them out.

Honestly, I hate moos more than kids. I like the term "moo-niverse" by amy.

Bratinator -really bratty kid

Moominator -an especially vapid, obsessive, and crazed moo

I made pipfucks up myself.
Pipsqueak fuck ups.

“I don’t have pet peeves, I have major, psychotic fucking hatreds.”
— George Carlin

I refer to children as Pterodactyls,. since they shriek like them and are as ugly as scaly, winged, oversized lizards.
And they often come swooping in when you least want them to.

Breederspawn wouldn't be cultured enough to consume sushi. I'm just sayin'.

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Breederspawn wouldn't be cultured enough to consume sushi. I'm just sayin'.

Every hipster and his spawn eat sushi these days.

littellfucker: a little molly
little molly: see littellfucker

LMAO. I like it.

Feeder breeders: Breeders that overfeed their gluttonous brats even if said brats are little chubbos that can barely move let alone function.
:drool
Lardtards: Often times the feeder breeder's obese offspring but can also refer to other generally morbidly obese loaves.


“I don’t have pet peeves, I have major, psychotic fucking hatreds.”
— George Carlin

OH, LARDTARDS is my new favorite!

Speeshul: Like spayshul.

Anybody get greeder yet? Greedy + breeder. Greeders are the kind who send out birthday registry lists for their brats--for each birthday. They also expect showers for every brat, and moo usually expects "push presents" for giving birth.

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Ashleigh

Depressing, but this honest-to-God used to be name. I had it legally changed. Many members of my family are still pissed about it and refuse to stop calling me that.

Pretty obvious why I don't hang out with my family much.

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"trojan baby"-a child that is not typical. must be the first born (hence the "trojan horse" reference). a "trojan baby" does not scream, cry, demand, destroy things or cause any serious disturbance or problem. this lures parents into a false sense of security, believing child rearing is a piece of cake. they decide to have other children, or more aptly put-screaming banshees from hell.

we call these "teaser babies."

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Anybody get greeder yet? Greedy + breeder. Greeders are the kind who send out birthday registry lists for their brats--for each birthday. They also expect showers for every brat, and moo usually expects "push presents" for giving birth.

love this! and lardtards. I call all small ones "podlings" ("look into the crystal, podling.").

I am partial to moocunt, mombie (mom-zombie), duh, and crotch fruit.

Cootch/cooter/crotch cookie, muff munchkin.

“I don’t have pet peeves, I have major, psychotic fucking hatreds.”
— George Carlin

One appliance none of us have is a Breederator. My mother has one, it is a usually older refrigerator covered with pictures of kids and relatives.

One of my sisters suggested that she should get a stainless steel French door refrigerator and I asked "Why, she will just cover it with pictures (but I guess that is what Kodak moments are for)."


Somehow when people have kids they just have to have the pictures everywhere. Why?

brood mare, brood sow.