Our cre8ive CF glossary
Posted by Dogsmeow2
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Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary August 14, 2012 |
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SlumSlut
The following words are TABOO oon this site:
children
child
parent
baby
pregnant
uterus
hardcore
hard-core
Anyone caught using these words will be required to post on TCFL for 24 hours.
Also:
they're
their
there
Anyone caught using these words incorrectly will be forced to go to Mexico and shower with their mouth open.
THAT is hilarious!
so i guess i'm okay since i use sperm trophy to describe brats..?
or another favorite of mine, "THEIR" MINI-MEs for the breeders' brats..
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Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary October 24, 2012 |
I was looking at the word of the day on my phone, which was parturient, meaning about to give birth; travailing.
My first thought was "entrailing," thinking of the way they often shit out their own uteri, resulting in it hanging out of their vag. New slang for sluicing?
My first thought was "entrailing," thinking of the way they often shit out their own uteri, resulting in it hanging out of their vag. New slang for sluicing?
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Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary December 22, 2012 |
Can we start calling SAHMoos as Shamoos? That's all I see lol, and it's fitting 
larious
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Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary December 23, 2012 |
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kidfreeforme
Can we start calling SAHMoos as Shamoos? That's all I see lol, and it's fitting
SHAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary December 26, 2012 |
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kidfreeforme
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Snark Shark
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kidfreeforme
Can we start calling SAHMoos as Shamoos? That's all I see lol, and it's fitting
SHAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dies!
lariousSHAMooo
Stay Home Always, Moo
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Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary March 17, 2013 |
Twiddledumb. Most young are dumb and twiddle their fingers.When they are not touching and grabbing everything in sigh with their germ ladden grubby fingers 
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Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary March 18, 2013 |
Diarrhea dumptrucks! Dysentery distributors! 
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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?
"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan
"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski
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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?
"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan
"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski
(Shameless blog promotion: http://popcornculturejunkie.wordpress.com/)
(Cornucopia of visual rantage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD78oSD27mzAlVzsB0q2ibA)
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Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary April 05, 2013 |
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bimbo81
My step-dad and I used to call baybees and small kyds 'pot-hole fillers' because the only useful function we could think of for them is as a temporary filler for pot-holes in the road!
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Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary June 25, 2013 |
There's a term I've heard mentioned here that I can't find in the glossary. Seems it's used in reference to ridiculous praise of breederism (at least I think?).
Not sure if I'm spelling this right or not, but will give it a whirl:
Schnadenfreude?
Can anyone help me with this?
The Newbie thanks you
Not sure if I'm spelling this right or not, but will give it a whirl:
Schnadenfreude?
Can anyone help me with this?
The Newbie thanks you
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Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary June 25, 2013 |
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redheadedharlot
There's a term I've heard mentioned here that I can't find in the glossary. Seems it's used in reference to ridiculous praise of breederism (at least I think?).
Not sure if I'm spelling this right or not, but will give it a whirl:
Schnadenfreude?
Can anyone help me with this?
The Newbie thanks you
Not purely a CF term, schadenfreude is the particular feeling one has when taking joy out of other people's misery. Since moos are pretty much in a perpetual state of misery (at events entirely of their choosing), We The People of Bratfree find much delicious schadenfreude at their agony.
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