Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
August 04, 2011
FWOBs

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”
Anonymous User
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
August 04, 2011
THANK YOU. Jeez.
Anonymous User
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
August 07, 2011
Sproglodites
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
August 17, 2011
This is the village speaking: Fuck. You.

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I had to leave. They were having fun wrong.
Anonymous User
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
August 17, 2011
WIC.....Worthless Indigent Cunts
SNAP......Skanky, Nasty, Asshole Pigs
Anonymous User
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
August 17, 2011
*gasp*

I'm particularly fond of the "WIC" one. grinning smiley
Kelli
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
August 19, 2011
Tree trunk(s)- After how large most moos thighs are, its really sad that so many women willingly destroy their bodies just so they can have a screaming idiot turdwad. Especially the moos who keep popping them out.
Kelli
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
August 22, 2011
Honestly, I hate moos more than kids. I like the term "moo-niverse" by amy.

Bratinator -really bratty kid

Moominator -an especially vapid, obsessive, and crazed moo
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
September 16, 2011
I made pipfucks up myself.
Pipsqueak fuck ups.

“I don’t have pet peeves, I have major, psychotic fucking hatreds.”
— George Carlin
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
September 20, 2011
I refer to children as Pterodactyls,. since they shriek like them and are as ugly as scaly, winged, oversized lizards.
And they often come swooping in when you least want them to.
Anonymous User
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
September 21, 2011
Breederspawn wouldn't be cultured enough to consume sushi. I'm just sayin'.
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
September 21, 2011
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Breederspawn wouldn't be cultured enough to consume sushi. I'm just sayin'.

Every hipster and his spawn eat sushi these days.
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
September 22, 2011
littellfucker: a little molly
little molly: see littellfucker
Anonymous User
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
September 22, 2011
LMAO. I like it.
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
September 22, 2011
Feeder breeders: Breeders that overfeed their gluttonous brats even if said brats are little chubbos that can barely move let alone function.
:drool
Lardtards: Often times the feeder breeder's obese offspring but can also refer to other generally morbidly obese loaves.
spanking with a whip on the ass

“I don’t have pet peeves, I have major, psychotic fucking hatreds.”
— George Carlin

Anonymous User
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
September 23, 2011
OH, LARDTARDS is my new favorite!
Frenzy NLI
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
September 27, 2011
Speeshul: Like spayshul.
CFBitchfromLA
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
October 02, 2011
Anybody get greeder yet? Greedy + breeder. Greeders are the kind who send out birthday registry lists for their brats--for each birthday. They also expect showers for every brat, and moo usually expects "push presents" for giving birth.
Anonymous User
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
October 09, 2011
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thom_c

Ashleigh

Depressing, but this honest-to-God used to be name. I had it legally changed. Many members of my family are still pissed about it and refuse to stop calling me that.

Pretty obvious why I don't hang out with my family much.
Anonymous User
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
October 09, 2011
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zatoth
"trojan baby"-a child that is not typical. must be the first born (hence the "trojan horse" reference). a "trojan baby" does not scream, cry, demand, destroy things or cause any serious disturbance or problem. this lures parents into a false sense of security, believing child rearing is a piece of cake. they decide to have other children, or more aptly put-screaming banshees from hell.

we call these "teaser babies."
Anonymous User
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
October 10, 2011
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CFBitchfromLA
Anybody get greeder yet? Greedy + breeder. Greeders are the kind who send out birthday registry lists for their brats--for each birthday. They also expect showers for every brat, and moo usually expects "push presents" for giving birth.

love this! and lardtards. I call all small ones "podlings" ("look into the crystal, podling.").
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
October 26, 2011
I am partial to moocunt, mombie (mom-zombie), duh, and crotch fruit.
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
November 05, 2011
Cootch/cooter/crotch cookie, muff munchkin.

“I don’t have pet peeves, I have major, psychotic fucking hatreds.”
— George Carlin
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
November 07, 2011
One appliance none of us have is a Breederator. My mother has one, it is a usually older refrigerator covered with pictures of kids and relatives.

One of my sisters suggested that she should get a stainless steel French door refrigerator and I asked "Why, she will just cover it with pictures (but I guess that is what Kodak moments are for)."


Somehow when people have kids they just have to have the pictures everywhere. Why?
Anonymous User
Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary
November 11, 2011
brood mare, brood sow.
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