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This is back from May, when I lived in a little town in Arizona where dreams go to die...
I got bingoed by my breederific classmates and a teacher, and it was a humdinger - three on one. It was the day after a flight, and I was ranting about TWO screaming kids on a red-eye flight from Nashville to Phoenix. I was in a foul mood. So naturally, the teacher (whose wife had just sprogged again, and who seemed to take offense to me not aww-ing over the new pictures of his reptile-spawn that he shoved at us) asks if I hate children. I replied, "Yeah, today I do." This pisses him off, and he goes on about how sometimes ignoring the kid is the best option to quell a fit (yeah right) and if I thought that something as horrible as putting a hand over the kid's mouth would be acceptable. I said yes, and that I was glad I am never having kids. He pulls out the "you'll change your mind" card, and I offer a $10,000 bet that I will not sprog by the time I turn 45. He doesn't answer. A teen duh (whose lump was but a half a day old) pulled out "it's different when it's your ooowwwwnnn." What the christ?! It's been out for loving thirteen hours, and you already feel so into it? Another classmate asks if I'm not gonna have kids even when I'm 60. Yeah, he was that stupid. (Perhaps more on stupid classmates later.) I said no, and not if I live to be 1000 either. He spews out this gem: "As soon as I find a girl who's eighteen, I'm gonna knock her up as soon as possible." Me to him: "That's disgusting! And let me reiterate, I'm never having children." I must have burned their blistered little brains, because nobody else responded.
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michaela
This is back from May, when I lived in a little town in Arizona where dreams go to die...
I got bingoed by my breederific classmates and a teacher, and it was a humdinger - three on one. It was the day after a flight, and I was ranting about TWO screaming kids on a red-eye flight from Nashville to Phoenix. I was in a foul mood. So naturally, the teacher (whose wife had just sprogged again, and who seemed to take offense to me not aww-ing over the new pictures of his reptile-spawn that he shoved at us) asks if I hate children. I replied, "Yeah, today I do." This pisses him off, and he goes on about how sometimes ignoring the kid is the best option to quell a fit (yeah right) and if I thought that something as horrible as putting a hand over the kid's mouth would be acceptable. I said yes, and that I was glad I am never having kids. He pulls out the "you'll change your mind" card, and I offer a $10,000 bet that I will not sprog by the time I turn 45. He doesn't answer. A teen duh (whose lump was but a half a day old) pulled out "it's different when it's your ooowwwwnnn." What the christ?! It's been out for loving thirteen hours, and you already feel so into it? Another classmate asks if I'm not gonna have kids even when I'm 60. Yeah, he was that stupid. (Perhaps more on stupid classmates later.) I said no, and not if I live to be 1000 either. He spews out this gem: "As soon as I find a girl who's eighteen, I'm gonna knock her up as soon as possible." Me to him: "That's disgusting! And let me reiterate, I'm never having children." I must have burned their blistered little brains, because nobody else responded.
I don't remember much after that as I was seeing red. Dammit I hated that little town and my godforsaken high school. Hope it all gets levelled or burns down and fuck them if they try to rebuild it. It makes me sick to imagine how many aspirations that hellhole has claimed. That last year, I think I finally realized what could drive a person to pull a Columbine on their classmates. (I Had I a little more sense in my anger and not been as tired, I might have complained to higher-ups for harassment or persecution of my legitimate alternative lifestyle or some shit, but I was busy fighting another battle with administration over fucking graduation cords. Glad I moved far, far away from that place.
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Favourite counter bingo is "but my dog isn't going to turn 13, slam its bedroom door and tell me it hates me, after everything I've done for it'
'no, I would seriously shake it to death to get it to STFU'
Something cold and heartless towards infants usually shuts them up. It's like they realise 'oh it's not that she hasn't thought about it, she really doesn't want/like them'
People like this need to be shocked into silence and submission with a swift bingo to the nuts.
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Hey you all.. I have a question for ya. The one BINGO that I still get (at 58) is 'You'll never know what real love is because you never had a child" You all are discussing 'come backs' so... give me a good one for that comment. The 'I love my dh and my poodle' doesn't quite cut it.
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Hey you all.. I have a question for ya. The one BINGO that I still get (at 58) is 'You'll never know what real love is because you never had a child" You all are discussing 'come backs' so... give me a good one for that comment. The 'I love my dh and my poodle' doesn't quite cut it.
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When my SIL gave me the 'you'll never know real love' line in one of her emails last year I wrote back and said "you'll never know the love of a real man either because you've always been obsessed with your kids'
(my bil left her right after the second one was born)
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starlady
Well, if it were a total stranger I could use a nasty comment. A lot of the time I am dealing with people in my charity group and I really don't want to get them mad. The one with the SIL was great and something I had been wanted to say to her for years. She just never used tha bingo on my before...but once she did... I let her have it. We have not spoken since and I don't plan to speak to her again either. It's been off and on with us for the past 25 years. She was a moo and I was childfree. No wonder we didnt' get along. I dont' have time for people like that in my life.
Glad to say that the adult son has gotten better since he's moved away from her and is now really on his own... and doing pretty good over the past few months. I just hope thinks keep going well so he doesn't have to go home to moomie...but I think he's seeing now just how overprotective she is.
Ahhhh family.... gotta laugh sometimes or you'll blow a gasket.
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My SIL is from southern Mississippi..... Gulf coast.
Not far from where I grew up....which was also on the Gulf Coast just in Alabama. I didn't even know we had that type of breeder down this way. I only ever see the trashy neglectful type.