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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread April 21, 2012 |
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Got one of the strangest bingos of my life from a coworker. I have been doing research on my family tree and he knows, so he asked how the search was going.
Me: I haven't found a whole lot but I did find out my Great Great Grandfather was a lobotomist.
snooty male coworker: See don't you want to have children to continue that honorable bloodline?
Me: ..... Now that you mention it, I should, just in case my Future Lobotomist runs across a cocksucker like you. Here's some ointment for that burn, motherfucker.
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Haha, I would have been tempted to say, "Getting down to business, huh? Do you want to see our toy collection? It's quite extensive. My favorite one is this giant red dildo, especially when my husband uses that on me and does me in the butt at the same time. Or how about this stainless steel butt plug? Feel it, see how high quality it is? Oh, and check this out, it's called the WeVibe. You put it in and then hubby can get good vibrations too! It was expensive, but SO WORTH IT, OMG! Oh, why so embarrassed? I thought you were interested in our sex life? We do it A LOT!!!"
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread April 25, 2012 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 1,196 |
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crazycatlady
Haha, I would have been tempted to say, "Getting down to business, huh? Do you want to see our toy collection? It's quite extensive. My favorite one is this giant red dildo, especially when my husband uses that on me and does me in the butt at the same time. Or how about this stainless steel butt plug? Feel it, see how high quality it is? Oh, and check this out, it's called the WeVibe. You put it in and then hubby can get good vibrations too! It was expensive, but SO WORTH IT, OMG! Oh, why so embarrassed? I thought you were interested in our sex life? We do it A LOT!!!"
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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread May 31, 2012 |
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adamant-antinatalist
jessikitty,
you're not horrible. you're honest. i feel the same way about not passing down my genes. my family's fucked up as it is.
even if they were model, law-abiding, sane citizens, i still wouldnt have children simply because it goes against my beliefs.
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old school duh still doesn't get it June 06, 2012 |
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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread June 07, 2012 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 2,761 |
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zombie bitch
Last year on my birthday my mother bingoed me. We were at a mall and saw lots of in-pigs waddling about. I then made a comment about how I'm glad that will never be me, as I find pignancy just so disgusting. My mother then told me, "No man will want you if you don't want children."
I then told my mother, "Well I don't want any man that wants children."
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread June 07, 2012 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 1,231 |
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zombie bitch
Last year on my birthday my mother bingoed me. We were at a mall and saw lots of in-pigs waddling about. I then made a comment about how I'm glad that will never be me, as I find pignancy just so disgusting. My mother then told me, "No man will want you if you don't want children."
I then told my mother, "Well I don't want any man that wants children."
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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread June 11, 2012 |
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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread June 12, 2012 |
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amy n
I still don't understand how it is more sad to lose your husband if you don't have children. Chances are if this woman did have children, the children would be off living their own lives. Can one expect their children to drop everything and tend to the mother? I just don't know if that is possible...
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