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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
April 17, 2012
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I'm new here but I just HAD to post on this thread! I got bingoed soooo hard one day, by a perfect stranger no less! It was awhile ago when I just heard about the Childfree life, so naturally I was super excited! I was talking to my friend on the bus about it and then this old guy just happened to hear us. He started off with the "So you don't want kids?" I looked at him and said, with my nicest smile ever, "nope!" He then goes on this slight rampage and begins to instruct me on how I WOULD change my mind. He went on for awhile and then I smiled and said that in order for me to change my mind, I would have to go insane, and insane people wouldn't make good mothers anyway. So I began to ignore him and started talking to my friend. I was super excited because it was my first time getting bingoed, so I was like "this is cool!" I'm part of the club! Lol! Well this fucker didn't seem to get a clue. Or at least he didn't seem to, because I distinctly remember him saying under his breath to me "I'll see you in five years with two kids". I'm a very nice person, but sometimes, you just have to pull a switchblade tongue. I turned my head slowly toward him and whispered "when in the hell did you get so brave? Because judging by your wrinkles, you were probably born in the era where talking to strangers was considered dangerous.. So, almighty seer-of-the-future, tell me when the fuck you'll achieve some decency." Needless to say, he moved to a different seat. Yay! Crisis averted! But oh the shame of it all... 
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
April 17, 2012
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My god.. The nerve of someone wishing that upon an innocent human being is deplorable. That's a very big reason why I don't want kids. I could just imagine a doctor handing me an autistic/retarded/down syndrome/bipolar/schizophrenic child and ME being to blame for their suffering. In short, I won't gamble with a life that isn't mine. But damn, I don't know what I would do if someone told me that. I'm sure it wouldn't be legal though..  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The title of "good parent" doesnt come freely from me. If you choose to dabble in creating new life, then my opinions of your actions will be harsher and my praise will be harder to elicit. It's a tradeoff. If you are foolhardy and shortsighted enough to try your hand at playing God, you best be willing to live up to the expectations that come with such a station. Hopefully you'll find SOME relief in your contention, as I have yet to see a generation who has... Godspeed, Catharsist When I read this quote from FB: "U know the Devil is soooooooool busy! Hes trying evrything he can to spread his NASTINESS...... but u know what i say......HOLYGHOST FIRE!!!! IN JESUS NAME AMEN." I LOL every time.
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
April 17, 2012
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Sorry about the rapid-fire posting, but if there is one bingo that really gets under my skin it's "Accidents happen". I have actually formulated a perfect response for it though. Now I just say "accidental pregnancies can happen, but accidental births don't." You should see the red in their faces! I'm pro-choice as hell and I'm not afraid to show it! But really though.. Who says that type of thing? That's like saying "I can't wait until your worst nightmare becomes your reality". I cut off immediately anyone who says stuff like that with a simple "it's kinda gross that you have a preggo fetish towards me." I swear, if it was a preggo who said it I would be like: so how is your little "accident" coming along? Oh the horrors that would ensue...for them, because I would be laughing my pitooty off! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The title of "good parent" doesnt come freely from me. If you choose to dabble in creating new life, then my opinions of your actions will be harsher and my praise will be harder to elicit. It's a tradeoff. If you are foolhardy and shortsighted enough to try your hand at playing God, you best be willing to live up to the expectations that come with such a station. Hopefully you'll find SOME relief in your contention, as I have yet to see a generation who has... Godspeed, Catharsist When I read this quote from FB: "U know the Devil is soooooooool busy! Hes trying evrything he can to spread his NASTINESS...... but u know what i say......HOLYGHOST FIRE!!!! IN JESUS NAME AMEN." I LOL every time.
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
April 19, 2012
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So, it happened. I have this FB friend who I've always considered to be a PNB...an exception. Her kid is over three years old and she has yet to fill one FB photo album of kid pictures, never bingoed me, never seemed to go all breeder-brained. Well, that changed today. She posted some ad for an 'obese doggie elevator' ( here's the link, if anyone cares) and one of the comments included something about people who use doggie strollers. So, I commented, "I don't know, seeing a dog in a stroller is as bad to me as seeing a 4-year-old getting pushed around in a stroller. Both are pointless and do not benefit the 'ridee' at all." Well, I should have known better. She may not act like a worthless breeder, but she is a moo now. Friend's response began with, "Oh, I think the "you have to be a parent to get it" rule applies here re: kids." Of course.  She then went on about how she spawned a runner, moo, moo, bizzy, bizzy, low. She also went on about how she used to hate leashes for kids, yadda. Totally missed the point that her kid will be as obese as that poor dog if she just carts it around all the time. At least on a leash, it still actually uses its legs.
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
April 19, 2012
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I'm sorry for what happened. Sometimes it's unavoidable. I'm dreading that happening to my friend now. He knocked up his girlfriend. He's like 20 and she just recently turned 17 (yeah, I wasn't too thrilled). They both know that I'm CF and I already got bingoed by his useless girlfriend, but I'm worried about HIM. I only hope they weren't fed that IT'S SO WORTH IT stuff too much, it rots the brain. But then again it's the only thing that keeps breeders sane.
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
April 20, 2012
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catharsist
Sorry about the rapid-fire posting, but if there is one bingo that really gets under my skin it's "Accidents happen".
Them: "Accidents happen" Us: "Abortions follow!"
DarthLupine
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
April 20, 2012
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Got one of the strangest bingos of my life from a coworker. I have been doing research on my family tree and he knows, so he asked how the search was going. Me: I haven't found a whole lot but I did find out my Great Great Grandfather was a lobotomist. snooty male coworker: See don't you want to have children to continue that honorable bloodline? Me: ............................ 
... What. The. Actual. Fuck. Does he even know what he's saying?! Honorable... Lobotomist?   Desperate bingo-er, much?
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
April 21, 2012
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starvingauthor
Got one of the strangest bingos of my life from a coworker. I have been doing research on my family tree and he knows, so he asked how the search was going.
Me: I haven't found a whole lot but I did find out my Great Great Grandfather was a lobotomist.
snooty male coworker: See don't you want to have children to continue that honorable bloodline?
Me: ..... Now that you mention it, I should, just in case my Future Lobotomist runs across a cocksucker like you. Here's some ointment for that burn, motherfucker.
Fixed it, lulz.
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
April 22, 2012
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I heard from my MIL that actually she gets now all the questions from mostly neighbours and aquaintances. It seems that these people have no other business than getting restless because me and DH have been married for almost a year now and no news. MIL told me about an annoying woman who keeps questioning when me and DH are getting down to business. MIL told her we are CF but she just went on: "oh poor DIL she is just infertile, she just says she is CF because that's the trend now but she must be very unhappy and i do pity your son." What the actual fuck? Since when being CF is a trend? And i bet she spent many sleepless nights thinking of our "poor" situation and how "sad" we must be.  And pity my DH because obvioulsy he made a bad choice in taking such a useless incubator.  I was just thinking that they would shut the fuck up about my womb already since i haven't been bingoed directly for quite a while. But i see that there is a big tornado behind my back.
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
April 22, 2012
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Those 'bingos' to the the parents are the worst. My mother got them all the time at work. She got teased and touted and questioned weekly about 'when are you going to be a grandma?' She said it started about a week after dh and I were married. I realize now (this is now over 35 years ago) that it upset my mother and she brought the bingos home to me. That 'getting down to business' remark would drive me up a wall. I even got bingo'd like that by a friend's mother. I had been married 12 years at the time... and we'd just bought our first house. Therefore....shooting sprogs seemed the next natural step. Anyhow, I had a few people over one Sunday for a video party. I was showing them around my new home (just a small townhouse) I showed them my dh's inhome office room and my little craft room(called it the work room) and when we got to the bedroom that friends mother started in on joking around that the bedroom should be the work room and we needed to get down to business. This was in front of about 5 other people..some men. OMG!! I could not believe that woman. I didn't respond... but had contact with her for the next 15 years (till she died) and I guess she realized that when I said I was not having any... I meant it.
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
April 22, 2012
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I'm lucky my MIL doesn't bingo us and she just accepted that we are CF, actually i'm lucky with both family is not harassing us. It's the others who make things hard and now as i see they started harssing my family. That 'business' remark is very rude and especially when it's told in front of others, it makes me feel like my sexual life is in the attention of everybody after i got married. And hearing 'the village talk' it comfirms that what i do in my intimity concerns everybody and it's so embarassing! She was basically telling MIL that her son and me should have unprotected sex.  The one with showing your first house to people is always rich in bingoes...everybody wants to know which is the nursery and even give you unwanted advice on decorations. We don't have our own house but we've been told that we must think of buying one since we got married and you know...wink, wink....getting down to business.
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
April 22, 2012
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[ The one with showing your first house to people is always rich in bingoes...everybody wants to know which is the nursery and even give you unwanted advice on decorations. We don't have our own house but we've been told that we must think of buying one since we got married and you know...wink, wink....getting down to business. [/quote] Yeah.. and it was a tiny house with every room having a purpose... kitchen, great room, home office, craft room and master bedroom. That was IT. So.. where to we PUT the loaf once it pops? Oh but then.. my neighbor 2 doors down had the same style and had FOUR freekin' kids in it.
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
April 22, 2012
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starlady
That 'getting down to business' remark would drive me up a wall. I even got bingo'd like that by a friend's mother..
"Oh, we GET DOWN TO BUSINESS all the time, we're just smart enough to PREVENT ACCIDENTS, thank yewverymuch!!!"
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April 22, 2012
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"...everybody wants to know which is the nursery " "The BARN.... when we buy some COWS." "Oh but then.. my neighbor 2 doors down had the same style and had FOUR freekin' kids in it." A closet is PLENTY big enough to keep a baby in! or even a toadler. you just suspend it from a hook every night, and it sleeps like a bat.
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
April 23, 2012
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Haha, I would have been tempted to say, "Getting down to business, huh? Do you want to see our toy collection? It's quite extensive. My favorite one is this giant red dildo, especially when my husband uses that on me and does me in the butt at the same time. Or how about this stainless steel butt plug? Feel it, see how high quality it is? Oh, and check this out, it's called the WeVibe. You put it in and then hubby can get good vibrations too! It was expensive, but SO WORTH IT, OMG! Oh, why so embarrassed? I thought you were interested in our sex life? We do it A LOT!!!"
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April 23, 2012
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Haha, I would have been tempted to say, "Getting down to business, huh? Do you want to see our toy collection? It's quite extensive. My favorite one is this giant red dildo, especially when my husband uses that on me and does me in the butt at the same time. Or how about this stainless steel butt plug? Feel it, see how high quality it is? Oh, and check this out, it's called the WeVibe. You put it in and then hubby can get good vibrations too! It was expensive, but SO WORTH IT, OMG! Oh, why so embarrassed? I thought you were interested in our sex life? We do it A LOT!!!"
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
April 25, 2012
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Haha, I would have been tempted to say, "Getting down to business, huh? Do you want to see our toy collection? It's quite extensive. My favorite one is this giant red dildo, especially when my husband uses that on me and does me in the butt at the same time. Or how about this stainless steel butt plug? Feel it, see how high quality it is? Oh, and check this out, it's called the WeVibe. You put it in and then hubby can get good vibrations too! It was expensive, but SO WORTH IT, OMG! Oh, why so embarrassed? I thought you were interested in our sex life? We do it A LOT!!!"
the awkward moment when your conversation partner also shares his/her bedroom stories :/
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
April 25, 2012
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they still wouldn't be as good as ours.... theirs resulted in loaves.
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
April 27, 2012
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It pisses me off that lately a person from my FB list started addressing me with "WHEN you have children..." Given the fact that i post quite often CF realted stuff it makes me think: 1.She does not pay attention to what i write (she did not hide me as she commented on some other stuff i posted). 2. She does not take me seriously. Edit: she is much younger than me, no kids (part of the brainwashed wannabe)
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
May 16, 2012
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Derp: So, are you a mother? Me: Bleargh, no. Derp: You say that now... Me: Yes, now and forever. I'm not having that shit. And by the way, "The Right Man TM" won't want to knock me up, in case you were wondering.
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May 16, 2012
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recently I bought secondhand hiking carrier from an acquaintance. when questioned about its durability, he answered 'it's so durable it will last even until you have kids and your kids become some kind of politician!' I chuckled and answered, 'oh it's very durable then'. he just promised the carrier would last forever!
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
May 27, 2012
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I recently attended a wake for my aunt's ex-husband who died of stomach cancer. I didn't shed a tear for that a-hole. He was a jerk but I went to support the fam. I started talking to my female cousin who is not even fifteen yet. I asked her what she wanted to do in life. She told me she wanted to be a mother. A mother! Needless to say, i was very disappointed. Sometime later, i spoke to Mom about my feelings about motherhood. Needless to say, she bingoed me. "It's the most important job in the world." Still, i am disappointed in my cousin. I still hope she'll change her mind and is just experiencing Fluffy Pink Cloud Syndrome TM or teenage hormones exacerbated by the media. She's a bright kid and I would hate to see her fall into that pit of sin.
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
May 31, 2012
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I got bingoed by this dude at work. He has four children and is only in his late twenties. He even said "I wish I didn't have any." Hahaha. He asked me about passing on my genes or whatever. "What about the next generation?" I laughed and said, "I don't really care." For some reason that was very amusing and refreshing to me. This was the first time I got bingoed and didn't get offended. I don't know why. I guess I didn't really sense judgement from this guy. It was more like curiosity. He couldn't believe he was talking to a female that didn't really care about reproducing. Seriously though, I don't care. I mean my family is full of judgemental/skewed losers with hangups about everything. I don't really think they should be passing on these thoughts/attitudes on. I do not care if it stops with me and that is that. I know that sounds horrible, but I am being honest. Besides, I told him I have two brothers. One of them is a mormon. I seriously don't need to worry. I am pretty sure he will have like eight thousand kids. Hahahaha.
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread
May 31, 2012
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jessikitty, you're not horrible. you're honest. i feel the same way about not passing down my genes. my family's fucked up as it is. even if they were model, law-abiding, sane citizens, i still wouldnt have children simply because it goes against my beliefs.
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May 31, 2012
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adamant-antinatalist
jessikitty,
you're not horrible. you're honest. i feel the same way about not passing down my genes. my family's fucked up as it is.
even if they were model, law-abiding, sane citizens, i still wouldnt have children simply because it goes against my beliefs.
Thanks.  Well yes. I have other reasons for being CF. However, passing everything wrong with me or with my gene pool is in my top five. He even asked about my mom wanting a grandchild. I truthfully told him, "Yeah one time we were talking on the phone. She said something like, "Awww don't you atleast want one?" I was like nyahhh." lol. Yeah she says it as if she is offering me a slice of cake or something. I am not big on volunteering really extensive/personal information to co-workers. Honestly, my boyfriend has no parents. His father recently passed away last fall. His mother died when he was barely in his teens. My father is much older than most people's fathers at my age. I am 26. My father is going to be 71 in August. I don't expect him to be alive much longer. Why people assume that I am in the same old average situation as everyone else is just ignorant. What good would it do to cave into my mom's demands ? The kid won't really have any grandparents. I grew up without grandparents for other reasons. It totally sucked. Yes, the kid would have my mother as one grandparent. However, she isn't fit to be a grandmother or a mother in my opinion. And this is also none of that idiots business either. Why is it that anyone feels obligated to ruin their life just because their lame parents guilted them into it? And why do older women want grandchildren? Did they not get all that baby bs out of their systems when they had us? Lmao.
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