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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread January 27, 2012 |
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I just got twisted bingoed by my mother. "I hope you have a kid who is retarded and disabled and has ADHD" apparently this will make me realize how hard it is to be a parent to a special needs kid and make me more tolerant and accepting of the lesser intelligent.
I hung up on her and won't pick back up.
Wow. Looks like you have a Martyr Mommy on your hands.
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread January 27, 2012 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 1,320 |
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ashari
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I just got twisted bingoed by my mother. "I hope you have a kid who is retarded and disabled and has ADHD" apparently this will make me realize how hard it is to be a parent to a special needs kid and make me more tolerant and accepting of the lesser intelligent.
I hung up on her and won't pick back up.
Wow. Looks like you have a Martyr Mommy on your hands.
You have no idea. She fancies herself a mini Mother Teresa, except I'm sure Mother Teresa never bitched all day about how the house wasn't clean enough to meet her OCD standards
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread February 09, 2012 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 599 |
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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread February 10, 2012 |
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread February 11, 2012 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 2,761 |
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smithsfan
Getting bingo-ed will never end, will it? The one I seem to get the most (and I just got it this morning) is, "You'll change your mind because I was crazy enough to change my mind." Excuse me, but I'm not that crazy. I don't even like kids and know for a fact I don't EVER want any! Why do people assume that because they changed their minds, I will, too? How stupid is that?? I'm so tired of it! I can't wait to get myself sterilized and then I can tell them that I CAN'T change my mind, even if I wanted to!
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread February 11, 2012 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 1,231 |
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Getting bingo-ed will never end, will it? The one I seem to get the most (and I just got it this morning) is, "You'll change your mind because I was crazy enough to change my mind." Excuse me, but I'm not that crazy. I don't even like kids and know for a fact I don't EVER want any! Why do people assume that because they changed their minds, I will, too? How stupid is that?? I'm so tired of it! I can't wait to get myself sterilized and then I can tell them that I CAN'T change my mind, even if I wanted to!
Then they'll say "you could always adopt". OH.. and then there are the post fertility bingos. "Aren't you sorry??"
or "Now who will take care of you when you're old?"
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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread February 14, 2012 |
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Then they'll say "you could always adopt". OH.. and then there are the post fertility bingos. "Aren't you sorry??"
or "Now who will take care of you when you're old?"
Or they will call you useless human being or shove in your face phone numbers of doctors who do reversals.
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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread February 19, 2012 |
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smithsfan
It really does never end, does it?
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread February 22, 2012 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 203 |
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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread March 01, 2012 |
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread March 02, 2012 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 12,434 |
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lux5
sorry for the curse filled rant, but OMFG does it ever end?
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread March 02, 2012 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 2,761 |
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sorry for the curse filled rant, but OMFG does it ever end?
At the rate things are going, when they're lowering your body into the ground, someone will say, "You know, it's not too late for lux to have a baby. We can take a cell and mix it with another cell and find a surrogate mother--there's enough estate to pay for it all."
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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread March 02, 2012 |
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It really does never end, does it?
Don't say that! I die a little inside when I think of how many more years I might have to put up with such patronising horseshit.
My latest bingo was last night, I mentioned i'd just had my implanon/nexplanon changed (And I know some people don't get on with implants but I mine!) I mentioned that my arm hurts like fuck but I was mostly babyproof and got a whole lot of 'You don't know what you're missing!!' rubbish from my old boss. I tried to be diplomatic because you know how parents take everything personally and say 'I'm sure yours is a great kid but I gots other things to be spending my hard earned minimum wage on like... Peroxide and leopard printed things. ^^' but of course they don't ever let up...
The next response was 'Oh of course they cost a lot but my little MAY-UN is just soooo cute.' (For the record, he looks like he'd slash your throat in your sleep in a fucking heartbeat.) You'll say the same one day!'
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I really should start betting large amounts of money with people who say that. I'll be quids in once I hit my thirties and get these motherfuckers tied/essured.
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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread March 03, 2012 |
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sorry for the curse filled rant, but OMFG does it ever end?
At the rate things are going, when they're lowering your body into the ground, someone will say, "You know, it's not too late for lux to have a baby. We can take a cell and mix it with another cell and find a surrogate mother--there's enough estate to pay for it all."
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread March 04, 2012 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 110 |
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Yeah, my boyfriend doesn't quite get that yet. See, as a young guy, he's not really used to people openly challenging his decision not to have kids (not that it doesn't happen to guys, I'm just saying that apart from the casual suggestions of his mother, no one has really bothered him about it before.) It probably didn't even occur to him that it was something that was going to cause a stir. But since the conversation about a young woman getting fixed, one who wasn't even present, things quickly went south, much to his shock.
truth!
as a guy, I can certainly say I haven't been exposed to NEARLY the amount of KYD related questions gals have to endure. also, when asked why I don't want kids, I simply say I DON'T LIKE THEM, and that ends the topic. you'd TRULY have to be over the top NUTZO to tell someone who DESN'T LIKE KIDS to HAVETHEM ANYWAY.
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread March 04, 2012 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 7,759 |
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This has never happened to me - if I make any negative comments about owning offspring I ALWAYS get the classic bingo: "You were one once too". I have even gotten this recently from both of my closest coworkers (who both have broken famblies). I would love to know the magic incantation that shuts the conversation down, but I haven't found anything like that yet.
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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread March 05, 2012 |
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This has never happened to me - if I make any negative comments about owning offspring I ALWAYS get the classic bingo: "You were one once too". I have even gotten this recently from both of my closest coworkers (who both have broken famblies). I would love to know the magic incantation that shuts the conversation down, but I haven't found anything like that yet.
"Yes I was and it sucked balls. I hated kids even then. If I had to do it all over again I'd pull a Phoebe Prince."
Never a saw a face go whiter faster, especially since I dropped it on a Mormon.
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread April 15, 2012 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 17 |
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread April 15, 2012 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 1,921 |
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midnightcowgirl3
Last night my uncle died, so I was at my family's house. My cousin's girlfriend was asking me about my being CF. She was really respectful. My cousin, on the other hand, told me that he thought that people who don't want kids are selfish and that I need to "grow up." Riiiiight...This coming from the man that can't hold down a steady job and has multiple kids that he can't take care of...yet I need to grow up. Can anyone tells me how the fuck that works?!
Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread April 17, 2012 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 2,430 |
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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread April 20, 2012 |
... What. The. Actual. Fuck. Does he even know what he's saying?! Honorable... Lobotomist? larious Desperate bingo-er, much?Quote
starvingauthor
Got one of the strangest bingos of my life from a coworker. I have been doing research on my family tree and he knows, so he asked how the search was going.
Me: I haven't found a whole lot but I did find out my Great Great Grandfather was a lobotomist.
snooty male coworker: See don't you want to have children to continue that honorable bloodline?
Me: ............................