Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes. February 02, 2012 | Registered: 14 years ago Posts: 7,776 |
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Miss_Hannigan
Screw you. I was cleaved from the thigh of Zeus.
Really? I emerged fully formed from within the cavity of his skull.
wink win!
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Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes. February 05, 2012 | Registered: 14 years ago Posts: 8,402 |
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Snark Shark
stripes?
didn't PRISONERS used to wear those?
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Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes. February 05, 2012 |
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le_recepteur
I admit, I have deep stretch marks from losing over 50 pounds in just a year. However, I think that's a much bigger accomplishment than having unprotected sex. If stretch marks should be glorified at all, it should be from doing something actually challenging.
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Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes. February 06, 2012 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 661 |
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quills
I have puberty stretch marks (boobs, hips.....curse you well endowed genetics!) and you can't even see them. But then again I'm paler than a dead man's ass so they just blended in.
editpart of my post poofed wtf?)
But pregnancy stretch marks are HIDEOUS. In a complete different ballgame from the scars I have from gaining curves. Stupid delusional cows....
happilycfgrace
Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes. February 07, 2012 |
Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes. February 07, 2012 | Registered: 18 years ago Posts: 4,117 |
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I love, love, love it when the moos i work with see my cf body. I am 40 and no stretch marks, sagging, etc. We attend the corporate retreat and i make a point of wearing a bikini just to make them seethe. I also make a point to tell the moos that their husbands have chatted me up. It leaves them staring daggers at me. Is it wrong that i laugh at their misery? I know these ladies and they are unhappy that marriage + children did not equal nirvana like they thought it would. They were so patrontizing to me with their bingoes.
hotterthanurman
Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes. February 28, 2012 |
Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes. February 28, 2012 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 1,145 |
No, bitch, what's obvious is that you're butthurt because the only people who believe your delusional "tiger" bullshit are you and your coven of moo friends.Quote
angry moo pretending To be a man
I think we're all overlooking the obvious here, and that is this: if there's anything more disgusting than a fat chick, its a former fat chick.
Unless I'm missing something a sizeable portion of obese adults in the western world have spawned already and continue to do so, physical health be damned. It's not unheardof for some of these people to blame their fatness on their kids and whine about how "busy" they are. Good thing you don't have that problem, right? You have so much free time that you can stay up late trolling Bratfree because you don't have shit else to do (like sleep, work, or attend to your brats).Quote
Why bother losing the weight when you just end up a saggy mess? No one wants to get down with that. Maybe the reason you hefty ladies hate "breeders" so much is because unlike any of your fat asses, a dude wanted to have sex with them.
BULLSHIT. No man would get butthurt and troll a thread about women lying to themselves by calling their stretchmarks "tiger stripes".Quote
Ladies, get real. I'm a dude and am lucky to never have to push a human being out of my body.
Tell that to the piggo-moos who gain 40, 50, 70, etc pound when they're knocked up when a woman who eats properly and stays active will gain 35 lbs max.Quote
But I do know that in order for you to have gotten fat enough to lose 40 or 50 lbs, you had to be livin large on crap food and avoiding physical activity at ALL costs.
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Be honest, losing the weight isn't hard. All you'd have to do is eat half the calories that you normally do in order for your body to drop weight. You know, eat like the rest of us non-whales.
Translation:"Moooooooooooooooo! I'm in denial about what pignancy did to my body but now I have a fuck trophy and you don't! I'm jealous of ALL of you because I know my moo body will always look shitty no matter how much weight I gain/lose. Moooooooooooooooooooooo!"Quote
Either way, its funny to hear fat chicks getting worked up like you eating yourselves to a near death is better than having kids. Don't worry, chubbys, you're in no danger of getting stretch marks from pregnancy, since I suspect that no man is willing to wade through your sea of obesity to impregnate you. Good luck with life, and you know, being gross.
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