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Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.

Posted by clematis 
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March 24, 2012
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moron
Ha like Ive never been called names before.

Why does that not surprise me? You get as good as you give, loser. I bet you've been called every name in the book by the other bar skanks you fight with while your baybee stays home with your own mother.

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You people are seriously funny.

And you, unfortunately, are seriously sad and pathetic. If I had your life I'd commit suicide. Fortunately I'll never be that bone-stupid.

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I do live in Toledo, Ohio and that is my picture you creepy ass person.

Creepy, sweetie, is when you troll a childfree board and sling around accusations of ugliness and threaten violence at the same time. Fucking troglodyte.

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Oh and my boyfriend is still will me and we fuck every night because hes not a shallow douche bag

Nobody in a long term relationship fucks every night. Maybe you guys haven't been together that long. Hm, I wonder if "Justin JR" is even his! Did you pull a fast one, sweetie??

But no, he can't possibly be shallow. He can't afford to be. Too bad he was too stupid to wrap it up.

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and I have his only child,

Oh. That's funny because on YOUR page the loaf is named "Justin JR" but on HIS page he has a "Alex Michael" listed as a son and it appears it even has a different last name than either he or you. Hm. Funny indeed.

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again creepy stalkers.

It's not stalking if you're too stupid to know how to disguise your IP address before trolling a forum. Dumbass.

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You idiots make me laugh.

Well, that's nice considering I bet you spend a significant amount of your horrible life in miserable tears of hopelessness. Whatever works!

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And I dont give a fuck what any of you think.

Yeah, I'll buy that for a dollar.

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Haters will hate. You only make my life better.

Unfortunately the only one with any power to make your life better is you. Attempting to degrade and threaten others on the internet only shows how far your life has sunk. Too late, bitch. You wish you had figured out how to use fucking birth control.
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March 24, 2012
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again creepy stalkers

You came here first, to a childFREE board, and you call US stalkers. That's hilarious.

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And I dont give a fuck what any of you think

yep, you prove that ever time you come back and reply...

Just so you know, I don't care about you, period. Whether or not your life sucks is completely under your control, either way doesn't matter to me. However, I am finding you entertaining, for the moment. I'm off the Internet now, time to go spend some money and have a good day in my childfree life.
Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.
March 24, 2012
and having seen her man on FB i wouldn't brag about being fucked by him; dude looks like john wayne gacy.

don't worry, though, veruca...it is only a matter of time before your man gets tired of your stretched out cooter, droopy tits and the odor of dried baby spew on your clothes and starts fucking someone else.
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March 24, 2012
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myrna minkoff
and having seen her man on FB i wouldn't brag about being fucked by him; dude looks like john wayne gacy.

don't worry, though, veruca...it is only a matter of time before your man gets tired of your stretched out cooter, droopy tits and the odor of dried baby spew on your clothes and starts fucking someone else.

Holy shit he does!!!!!! Ewwwwwwwwwww......Creepy........

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What is a home without children? Quiet. ~Henny Youngman

I don't want people who want to dance, I want people who have to dance. ~George Balanchine

"I took the batteries out of my biological clock and put them in my vibrator"
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March 24, 2012
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Oh and my boyfriend is still will me and we fuck every night because hes not a shallow douche bag

So is the bag he puts over your head every night paper or plastic? I would suggest the four ply Super Hefty cinch sack.
Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.
March 24, 2012
"MY BOYFRIEND FUCKS ME EVERY NIGHT." Congratulations, you wet, smelly hole. Nobody talks like this unless they're in high school.

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Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.
March 24, 2012
We have more than doubled the size of this thread, much like Virusella more than doubled the size of her ass. And I see the Jerk site has been updated. You guys are awesome. smiling

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"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal
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March 25, 2012
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Miss_Hannigan
"MY BOYFRIEND FUCKS ME EVERY NIGHT." Congratulations, you wet, smelly hole. Nobody talks like this unless they're in high school.

Well, not to take the spotlight away from the troll, but I think we do know someone else who talks like this (she lives on an Islandy island).
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March 25, 2012
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yurble
Well, not to take the spotlight away from the troll, but I think we do know someone else who talks like this (she lives on an Islandy island).

She only gets my fruit. Grasps my hips. Bedsheet photos online. Breathe. Yes.

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Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.
March 25, 2012
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clematis
Posted on the FB wall (scroll down a bit) of an ex-coworker who 1. looks NOTHING like this slim model, trust me 2. was the worst cubicle-neighbor ever, constantly blabbing on cell phone about convoluted, antagonistic plans with ex to arrange for kid-care, often left early for same while I worked late and 3. often took her kid into the workplace for the WHOLE DAY where he was bored out of his mind (and distracted me who was trying to get through the day). Boildown: Unattractive, slovenly, entitled, poor-work-ethic former co-worker who compares herself to slim model with barely-discernible stretch marks. HAH!

She left a comment on this FB post of hers, referring to her own stretch marks: "Champeen stripes! In color, not those filmy, wussy stripes up there. We should give prizes for the good ones."

OK. You go get your prize, li'l mommykins, for disfiguring your body amid your disorganized, haphazard life with a random child left in limbo. Rationalize away. you screwed it all up.

Me? I'll have some funtime with my sweetie, with a non-disfigured body, thank you kindly. (clinks wineglass with sweetie). Cheers!

Ha!

I am 47. Wifey is 45. 24+ years of marriage, etc. Although youth has enthusiasm and stamina going for it, there is much to be said for skill, practice, maturity of self, and the application of intellect and artistic ability (along with actual training) to certain activities. Naturally, such requires an intense, intimate awareness of the material one is working with, and I can assure anyone who cares that no female who has birthed a kid can ever come close to being in the same shape (several aspects there) as one who has not.

If you want stetch marks though, just put on a quick 15 lbs - ta da! ;D

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
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March 25, 2012
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ladybug2203
I was overweight as a kid so unfortunately I have stretch marks on my hips sad But luckily their pretty light.

That's too bad. I know that after "complete" personality, sense of humor, cleanliness, emotional stability, self confidence, sense of exploration, competence, and love for animals, stretch marks are the first thing I check for as a deal breaker . hilarious

Seriously, if we've gotten to the point where I'm in a position to see those, that means such trivialities will be disregarded. The hangup you express as having about them may cause you some trouble, though, because it may hinder your opportunity for more/some/better intimacy.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
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March 25, 2012
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Miss_Hannigan
Excuse me, Ms. Vurella Monk, starbright102991@yahoo.com (aka YES IM A MOM) but you have no right to lecture us about our looks:



Take that brick to the face, it can only improve matters!

Also, she had a son (no father is listed of course)
Here's the birth notice from The Toledo newspaper

Vurella Monk, Toledo, boy, Oct. 22, 2011
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Please god - more fuzziness!

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
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March 25, 2012
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Miss_Hannigan

FUGLY!


And the same 'Vurella' sounds like some sort of bacteria that leads to food poisoning.

Wow. Somebody fucked that?

Vurella sounds like Cruella de Vil's brain-damaged sister.

Well, to be fair, it had to be the other end. Probably a big improvement.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
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March 25, 2012
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myrna minkoff
and having seen her man on FB i wouldn't brag about being fucked by him; dude looks like john wayne gacy.

don't worry, though, veruca...it is only a matter of time before your man gets tired of your stretched out cooter, droopy tits and the odor of dried baby spew on your clothes and starts fucking someone else.


Please post the link to the boyfriend picture!Jerry Springer

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.
March 25, 2012
Damn, I missed all the fun due to hanging out at the Island.

This chick is living my worst nightmare: can you imagine being 20 years old, dumb, broke, living off the taxpayer's teat with no future, and your biggest accomplishment is bragging that you are getting fucked every night by some dude who couldn't be bothered to marry you before you bore his "only" (sure it won't be his last) child?

Hello, Skank, there are 20 year olds who are getting fucked every night, and because they used birth control, they are living lives that are ever-so-much better than yours. They are exploring life and doing what they want to do, unencumbered by a squalling loaf for the next 18+ years. Sucks to be you.

I was shocked when someone said she was 20. She looks 20 years older than her chronological age.

I didn't grow up in the best financial circumstances, thanks to my father's untimely death when I was in elementary school. When I was Vulva's age I didn't like my life very much: I was flat broke, eating Ramen noodles, living in crummy firetrap apartments, working full time and in school.

I could have taken the easy way out and laid on my back started collecting government checks. I thank Todd that I had more sense than that.

No matter how much my life sucked at the time, it didn't suck as bad as this skank's life. I had more pride and I wanted to do more and be more than a broodmare on the public dime.

Today I have a master's degree. I'm an educated person and I've had all kinds of life experiences--impossible if I'd shat out a loaf at age 20.

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March 25, 2012
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who couldn't be bothered to marry you before you bore his "only" (sure it won't be his last) child?

It would be financially unwise for them to get marriedHuh!, then she wouldn't be eligible for benefits. I once worked with a woman who lived with the father of the child, who was an electrician or something that required training...and he made enough money they lived in a nice house. The starting wage where I worked was a sad 18,5K, and the gubbermint determined she was of such little income as a SINGLE MOOM, she was eligible for her child to get certain government benefits, including free lunch at school. All the money she earned she spent on herself. She'd eat lunch in restaurants every day, spending 8-12 dollars a day. It pissed the fuck out of me. She also refused to get a bank account, even though the employer required direct deposit of pay into an account, because she would have gotten her bank accounts garnished over unpaid retail credit card debt - which, based on the high end garments she wore, racked up on a wardrobe rivaling the Queen Mother's.
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March 25, 2012
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kidlesskim
Please post the link to the boyfriend picture!Jerry Springer


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March 25, 2012
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blueorchid
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kidlesskim
Please post the link to the boyfriend picture!Jerry Springer

is that my cousin??? fuck-if it is, she's screwed.
Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.
March 25, 2012
Verulla gives new meaning to the old saying rode hard and put away wet.
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March 25, 2012
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bell_flower
Vulva

hilarious
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March 26, 2012
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kidlesskim
Please post the link to the boyfriend picture!Jerry Springer



Thank You

He's not bad looking in comparison to her, assuming he IS the boyfriend, but he does look a good bit older.

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.
March 26, 2012
Yeah, he's one of those older guys who love to brag that they're fucking a 20-year-old...even if she looks like warmed-over death.

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Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.
March 26, 2012
I've seen 70+ year olds that look better than Vurella.

Here's one. http://www.holisticallyhattie.com/
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March 26, 2012
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Oh and my boyfriend is still will me


I want to know what the boyfriend is willing her to do?

Fuck off. probably.

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'Though I am satisfied at first by my actions, I'm suddenly jolted with a mournful despair at how useless, how extraordinarily painless, it is to take a child's life. The thing before me....has no real history, no worthwhile past, nothing is really lost.' AMERICAN PSYCHO - Patrick Bateman critiques killing a child
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March 27, 2012
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Oh and my boyfriend is still will me


I want to know what the boyfriend is willing her to do?

Fuck off. probably.

Nah, he's too busy enjoying her p*ssy. Her only function is 'f****** every night'. Yeah, some accomplishment, that. FAIL!
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