Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.

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From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.

http://www.i-am-pregnant.com/answers/1299530839



Moos across the globe use this tiger stripe thing in their commentary on a regular basis, which I find amusing since tigers don't "earn" their stripes. It's funny they compare such a beautiful animal to their mutilated bellies. This one here blames the lack of lotion for contributing to her "stripes".
MOMMA4 shares this with another Moo lowing about her stretch marks and my commentary is in red:

Proud Tiger Striped Moo lows:

"YOUR BODY IS NOT RUINED, YOU ARE A GOD DAMN TIGER WHO EARNED HER STRIPES!!!" Why did she put this in quotations? Is it some famous quote I have missed out on or the title of a book or article? Wait, I don't really want to know that because it probably is.

you have a little miracle growing in there, No, a fetus isn't a "miracle", it's the obvious product of fucking without using birth control. NOTHING is "miraculous" about a normal bodily function and the effects of fucking without birth control since nearly EVERY female of EVERY species has the ability to do it at some point. "Oh look! Little roach babies, what a MIRACLE!"

I would not care of a few stretch marks (its a small price to pay!) First of all, I sincerely doubt there are only a few, but regardless of the quantity, it is a HUGE price to pay. Their bodies are scarred for life if they get some of the "tiger stripes" I have seen. These go beyond what any of us might have because they are deep, numerous, and end up being mounds of sagging flesh even if they DO fade. The only thing that will get rid of some of the serious scarring I have seen is cosmetic surgery to remove it.

I know how you feel but stretch marks over time will fade, you are a mommy if people have problems with a mommy body tell them where to go and how to get there! those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter!!!!!!! Cocoa butter works awesome to restore the elasticity in your skin, prevent and help restoring stretch marks congrats on your lil angel have a wonderful birth and delivery!! xx P.s. If they faded like most of them claim then there wouldn't be so much discussion about them. Most of these "tiger stripes" do NOT fade and it really just depends on the type of skin the moo has, how much weight she gained, etc.....I worked with this really cute and very petite Moo of 3 at one time and she probably didn't weigh over 110 pounds in any of her 9th month of inpigness.. She was of African American descent and had one of the prettiest caramel colored skin tones and complexions I have ever seen. She also looked great in her clothes.

However, one day I had the misfortune of seeing her change clothes in the break room when she was going out after work and was shocked at her "tiger stripes". From the tops of her boobs to below her navel literally had white scarring that DID look like it had to do with a tiger, only it looked like she had been attacked by one. Her skin was actually hanging and crinkled and her belly button was protruding. The fact the scarring was white against her dark skin made it even WORSE looking. It was HIDEOUS and I won't ever forget it as I am certain she can't either. The white girls are generally cursed with the purple ones and they don't look ANY better.


I have 4 kids and only managed to get them with my first and i got them AFTER i had her! i was so itchy i did the most wrong thing ever and SCRATCHED!!!!! lol but i have come to be comfortable in my body, it takes some time but don't worry over a few stretch marks "pregnancy stripes" as i call em lol the rest of my kids i continued to use coca butter (palmers brand) and i was able to keep down to just those i had from my first pregnancy, with one or two new ones here and there but it works awesome! apply every night, morning and night. and don't scratch after birth!!! i only scratched cuz my nurse refused to give me lotion (the only thing i FORGOT to pack in my hospital bag oops.. so don't forget yours!!!! lol (thank goodness for my hubby grabbing the lotion from the nurses station for me! lol) That's so gross to imagine her pawing at her wiggly belly.

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

When I first read the phrase tiger that earned her stripes, I couldn't help but think it was some obscure reference to a Rudyard Kipling story.

MOOOOO: i only scratched cuz my nurse refused to give me lotion (the only thing i FORGOT to pack in my hospital bag oops.. so don't forget yours!!!! lol (thank goodness for my hubby grabbing the lotion from the nurses station for me! lol)

This statement sounds like mooo is blaming the nurse for her "tiger stripes!" Ugh! I doubt that this bitch has stretch-marks because the meeen old nursie didn't bring her lotion....mooooo!

So how do they explain the other ravages...your body is not ruined, it just shot magic out of the wizard's sleeve?

I guess that is what a Cessna feels like when it is parked in a blimp hangar.

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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.

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navi8orgirl
So how do they explain the other ravages...your body is not ruined, it just shot magic out of the wizard's sleeve?

Coffee....meet keyboard.

Tigers everywhere are gravely insulted.

Also, in order to "earn" something, there needs to be something to "earn" in the first place. You don't earn a child. You have unprotected sex and poof, there it is. What you earn is the title of parent, and that doesn't come automatically, on the back of ugly stretch marks.

These self-aggrandizing mootards need to think of a more suitable animal to affiliate themselves with.

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ashari
Tigers everywhere are gravely insulted.

Also, in order to "earn" something, there needs to be something to "earn" in the first place. You don't earn a child. You have unprotected sex and poof, there it is. What you earn is the title of parent, and that doesn't come automatically, on the back of ugly stretch marks.

These self-aggrandizing mootards need to think of a more suitable animal to affiliate themselves with.

I don't know the name of the breed, but I have seen hogs that have spot like blotches all over their bodies. Perhaps they could use that animal as their mascot instead of stately tigers.

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

I thought perhaps they could use dung beetles as a mascot...but even they have a damned job besides making more dung beetles.

Hey No Regrets, aka ravenskymassage@aol.com, you're on the wrong board, you fucking stupid pig.

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No Regrets
I was thin before having children, but in my family all the women gain weight and get a rear as well as stretch marks, I may have not liked my stretch marks before but as I got older I realized that they are just proof that I am a strong woman and I am proud of my stripes because they came from my beautiful children. I agree that the people saying that it is a bigger accoplishment to lose weight just because they ate too much is just jealousy because they do not have the reason of a beautiful child to inrich their lives, thank you for standing up to those B******

Umm, "No Regrets", you have wandered FAR away from your pasture as this is a childFREE site and parents aren't welcome to post. So, toddle along now and and mosey on back to your pen with the rest of the herd, mkay?

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

Ha - as soon as I saw this was on the front page again I knew some stupid Moo had wandered in here and posted.
They never learn.

Thread necromancy

to No Regrets:

Hi Ebony Becker (Ebony Hendrix) from Iowa!

Her loaves might inrich her life but it's too bad they didn't ENRICH her spelling.

Holy fucking run-on, Batman!

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I shall be telling this with a sigh, somewhere ages and ages hence: two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by. And that has made all the difference.

Moo, moo, bloody moo.

She may be a "strong woman," but she sure as hell ain't a bright one.

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"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

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Moooooo
I was thin before having children, but in my family all the women gain weight and get a rear as well as stretch marks, I may have not liked my stretch marks before but as I got older I realized that they are just proof that I am a strong woman and I am proud of my stripes because they came from my beautiful children. I agree that the people saying that it is a bigger accoplishment to lose weight just because they ate too much is just jealousy because they do not have the reason of a beautiful child to inrich their lives, thank you for standing up to those B******

Mosey on back to the barn now, cow. You are not welcome here.
And perhaps you ought to go back to elementary school and relearn basic spelling, grammar and punctuation. Your post looks like a chimpanzee got hold of a laptop.
Wait, I think I just insulted chimpanzees everywhere.

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Do us all a favor, moos, and stop comparing yourselves to tigers. Tigers are glorious, you are not.

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Do us all a favor, moos, and stop comparing yourselves to tigers. Tigers are glorious, you are not.

And tigers eat their young, so breeders identifying themselves in that way is more than a little creepy and bizarre.

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Its Me
WHY the hell do ya'll think these sretch marks are so ugly. WAS your child not worth it......?

None of us would know, since none of us have children, which you could have learned for yourself if you had read what this board is about. Now waddle on back to the barn, you aren't wanted here.

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Its Me
WHY the hell do ya'll think these sretch marks are so ugly. WAS your child not worth it......?

Dearie, I believe you've lost your way back to the pasture. Did you not read that this is a childFREE board and none of us even have children? Now please kindly fuck off as you are not welcome here.