Our cre8ive CF glossary

Oh, Oh, what are parents going to call the happy moments now? With Kodak going out of business will we find out there are no such thing as Kodak Moments?

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mr. neptune
Oh, Oh, what are parents going to call the happy moments now? With Kodak going out of business will we find out there are no such thing as Kodak Moments?

Camera-phone moments?

only thing i can come up with is
buzz killers
mood killers
rug rats
tax deductions

Is mootarded a word? like, for how they get so much stupider as soon as they're "ttc" or inpig?

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mr. neptune
Oh, Oh, what are parents going to call the happy moments now? With Kodak going out of business will we find out there are no such thing as Kodak Moments?

there are such things as happy moments with them??

I can't believe that KODAK is going out of business....

Okay.. how about 'YouTube moments'

'Digital Download moments'

'Fakebook moments'

???

We haven't really defined the li'l sizzlers much - I know sometimes we refer to these as retroactive abortions. Any other terminology for when the PNB can't take it anymore and offs their kyd creatively and then gets away with it because they've "suffered enough?" The recent falling tv thread talks about it.

Also is entitlemoo on here yet? There's moos and then there's the ones with senses of entitlement so big they need their own zip code.

Any special lingo for the military breeders?

I looked around, and it occurs to me that I don't see a term that I use every day:

"baby-pushers"

When Mrs. Spook and I are using that term, we do so with the full 60's drug scene, and the morphology of our current drug war in mind. The similarities to the stereotypical heroin dealer are pretty striking if you think about it ;D

So I guess I made it up

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

Screamonster
Goblin
Poopy Pants
Disease Carrier
Changeling
Skittle

Moo Brigade: The useless breeder cunts who troll CF sites to find something offensive and stampede in to try and "correct" us.

Silent Hill Loaf - frankenloaves that look like something off of Silent Hill (IE: no-brained kyds, two-headed brats, cyclops baybees, harley-quinn snake baybeez, etc)

Moolester: a woman who harbors pedophilic tendencies toward her (usually male) child. Includes

• extended titfeeding
• "cuddling"
• letting the boy bite her twat and only half-heartedly attempting to resist
• examining the precious Golden Boy's genitals to "make sure he's developing correctly"
• a secret (or not so secret) desire to be able to clone a lover and give birth to the clone
• dry sucking
• co-sleeping with the boy, forcing the husband to sleep on the couch
• an inability to cope with the boy finding his own romantic interests (not directed at moo)
• parading around naked in front of the boy, yearning for him to "ask questions" or "explore
• a general lack of appropriate boundaries, especially of the sexual variety

Synonym: Molesto-moo.

Sweeney Toddler: Toddler with a penchant for cutting things, like its own hair, another person's hair, expensive dolls' hair, the pets' fur, houseplants, people, home decor with dangly things like beads, curtains, clothing, your wedding clothes, anything but the apron strings. That, however, is mostly mother's doing. Interchangeable with "Sweeney Toadler."

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

CLUMP DUMPS- The cause of much flamboyant grieving and histrionic blogging among attention whoring moos and wannamoos with faulty baby ovens.

Very useful glossary. I know many of these already from lurking, but there is no reason not to learn and memorize more.

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chris450slc
Very useful glossary. I know many of these already from lurking, but there is no reason not to learn and memorize more.

Or just make up some new terms - we'll figure them out from the context!

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chris450slc
Very useful glossary. I know many of these already from lurking, but there is no reason not to learn and memorize more.

Or just make up some new terms - we'll figure them out from the context!

A good idea, I'll learn more as I read posts here and deal with the breeders & brats, which will create ideas for new terminology.

Adding on two more terms I came up with:

Peestooler (preschooler, and related to how they are often incontinent despite being barely old enough to use a toilet)

Shitlynn (parody of a typical breeder spawn name, along the same lines as Bratlina, Bratley and Snotleigh)

Aborption, just for shits and giggles.

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

Not very original, but I've used these for years.

FOALING = giving birth. Probably an insult to horses, but birthing a baby isn't a miracle. It's a biological function. It becomes a miracle only if divine or medical intervention causes it to happen.

LARVAE = children. Nuff said.

SFB = Shit For Brains. Multiple applications, but in this context, my usual comment about drivers of SUVs decorated with stick figures on the back.

picnic twat (introduced in page 2)

Stamp-pede : An out of control herd of WIC/foodstamp ho's ,generally occurring at the times these forms of welfare are distributed.

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SlumSlut
The following words are TABOO oon this site:

children
child
parent
baby
pregnant
uterus
hardcore
hard-core

Anyone caught using these words will be required to post on TCFL for 24 hours.

Also:

they're
their
there

Anyone caught using these words incorrectly will be forced to go to Mexico and shower with their mouth open.

THAT is hilarious!

so i guess i'm okay since i use sperm trophy to describe brats..?

or another favorite of mine, "THEIR" MINI-MEs for the breeders' brats..

Kodak moments are even more appropriate now that Kodak is going out of business. Kodak couldn't talk anyone into believe in them, and neither can I believe in the breeder Kodak moments.

I've started to refer to kinder gardens as crotch orchards. One of the members here gave me the idea, when they called it crotchfruit garden.

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" ... what's one more once you've already got two shedding on the couch?"

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trekkie monster
I've started to refer to kinder gardens as crotch orchards. One of the members here gave me the idea, when they called it crotchfruit garden.

Crotchfruit Garden sounds like the place to buy sex toys for Moos.

Oh wait, crotchfruit ARE sex toys for Moos - those pedophiles masturbate while breastfeeding, after all.

It's your hell; you rot in it!