The "I got bingo-ed" thread

The love between a mother and a child is not real love. It is a highly potent chemical cocktail designed to make the mother care for a (let's face it )pretty useless, noisy blob of meat. And the "love" from the baby is just need for food and shelter.

The love between two adults is more real and beautiful imo.

One that I get a lot is "but what if you're more financially stable in a few years time and you change your mind...". Oh where to begin! For one thing although I've never had much money the financial reasons for not wanting a kyd are far down the list behind simply not liking even decent kyds or especially being around screaming spoilt brats, no desire whatsoever to be a parent, I value my life and freedom as it is but in answer to the question....if at some point in the future I for once in my life find myself financially comfortable why the hell would I want to fuck it all up by having kyd?!!!

I'm finding myself in agreement with all the new posts...and...

My GF and I were invited to a friend of a friend's kyd's first birthday party. This person is a Mormon breeder with crotchfruit between a year old to 11 years old. We said that we are CF, don't like kydz in the first place and don't want to go to a party for a kyd and moo who are Mormon, deficient in brain cells and ugly, whom we never knew much to begin with. Then we were both bingoed in the Kroger parking lot by the moo while we were putting our groceries, beer and wine in the 450SLC and getting ready to go home.

Andria's bingo: "You will never know the love between mother and child! You will change your mind someday, your biological clock is running out of time! What about Chris' family name?". And about 5 minutes of blather about the Mormon church, Mitt Romney, our Coke Zero and our adult beverages. Never mind that MormonMoo was talking to someone who has had a tubal, scoffs at religion, has a profoundly retarded sister, has Fanconi anemia and other severe diseases running in her family, is approaching middle age and hopes Romney ends up irrelevant and untrustworthy like Palin or Dan Quayle.

Chris450SLC's bingo: "It's different when they're yours! "Who will take care of you two in old age?" and "You two will be lonely forever!", along with the family name bullcrap. (never mind that I changed my last name to my neighbor's last name after I graduated high school, have a family full of mentally ill alcoholics and have the same views of religion and Romney). And the same LDS crap. After I was bingo-bombed, I told Andria that we needed to jet, so we left immediately and MormonMoo followed us home until we took a detour through a very bad neighborhood to get home. We will be going to a 21-and-over bar/restaurant instead of this loaf's b-day.

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I'm finding myself in agreement with all the new posts...and...

My GF and I were invited to a friend of a friend's kyd's first birthday party. This person is a Mormon breeder with crotchfruit between a year old to 11 years old. We said that we are CF, don't like kydz in the first place and don't want to go to a party for a kyd and moo who are Mormon, deficient in brain cells and ugly, whom we never knew much to begin with. Then we were both bingoed in the Kroger parking lot by the moo while we were putting our groceries, beer and wine in the 450SLC and getting ready to go home.

Andria's bingo: "You will never know the love between mother and child! You will change your mind someday, your biological clock is running out of time! What about Chris' family name?". And about 5 minutes of blather about the Mormon church, Mitt Romney, our Coke Zero and our adult beverages. Never mind that MormonMoo was talking to someone who has had a tubal, scoffs at religion, has a profoundly retarded sister, has Fanconi anemia and other severe diseases running in her family, is approaching middle age and hopes Romney ends up irrelevant and untrustworthy like Palin or Dan Quayle.

Chris450SLC's bingo: "It's different when they're yours! "Who will take care of you two in old age?" and "You two will be lonely forever!", along with the family name bullcrap. (never mind that I changed my last name to my neighbor's last name after I graduated high school, have a family full of mentally ill alcoholics and have the same views of religion and Romney). And the same LDS crap. After I was bingo-bombed, I told Andria that we needed to jet, so we left immediately and MormonMoo followed us home until we took a detour through a very bad neighborhood to get home. We will be going to a 21-and-over bar/restaurant instead of this loaf's b-day.

What do you mean this bitch FOLLOWED you?

I swear this breeding thing has made me a female misogynist! I want to throw hot bleach in the eyes of these delusional fairy tale addicted twats with their breeding obsessed actions and limited breeding tinged conversations. THEY…ARE EVERY WHERE! They make my ass itch! They are in our families, at work, television, radio commercials, magazines and step out of our child free havens and you can't help gagging on their stench, being blinded by the sight of them and having your brain pierced by the sound of their Bull Shit. Yep, hate'em all

Goddess + Diva = Goddiva

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I'm finding myself in agreement with all the new posts...and...

My GF and I were invited to a friend of a friend's kyd's first birthday party. This person is a Mormon breeder with crotchfruit between a year old to 11 years old. We said that we are CF, don't like kydz in the first place and don't want to go to a party for a kyd and moo who are Mormon, deficient in brain cells and ugly, whom we never knew much to begin with. Then we were both bingoed in the Kroger parking lot by the moo while we were putting our groceries, beer and wine in the 450SLC and getting ready to go home.

Andria's bingo: "You will never know the love between mother and child! You will change your mind someday, your biological clock is running out of time! What about Chris' family name?". And about 5 minutes of blather about the Mormon church, Mitt Romney, our Coke Zero and our adult beverages. Never mind that MormonMoo was talking to someone who has had a tubal, scoffs at religion, has a profoundly retarded sister, has Fanconi anemia and other severe diseases running in her family, is approaching middle age and hopes Romney ends up irrelevant and untrustworthy like Palin or Dan Quayle.

Chris450SLC's bingo: "It's different when they're yours! "Who will take care of you two in old age?" and "You two will be lonely forever!", along with the family name bullcrap. (never mind that I changed my last name to my neighbor's last name after I graduated high school, have a family full of mentally ill alcoholics and have the same views of religion and Romney). And the same LDS crap. After I was bingo-bombed, I told Andria that we needed to jet, so we left immediately and MormonMoo followed us home until we took a detour through a very bad neighborhood to get home. We will be going to a 21-and-over bar/restaurant instead of this loaf's b-day.

What do you mean this bitch FOLLOWED you?

Got into her S-moo-V and followed our car for about 5 minutes, I took a turn into this bad neighborhood, and we took a very convoluted route home. MormonMoo wanted us to convert and see things her way instead of our way, and was determined to come to our house and finish lecturing us.

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dogfish
One that I get a lot is "but what if you're more financially stable in a few years time and you change your mind...".

I also get that one and even if not straight to my face i see that some people don't take me serioulsy "oh, she's saying that because she is unemployed, wait till you get a job". One year before getting married my mom told me that she hopes i would change my mind and even if i'm unemployed i will manage for sure. I managed to get into a study programme and her first thing to say was "and how will you manage financially?"

So well, if i shit out a kid it will all be fine but if i start studying "omg that's money, how will you manage?" *HUGE FACEPALM*

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dogfish
One that I get a lot is "but what if you're more financially stable in a few years time and you change your mind...".

I also get that one and even if not straight to my face i see that some people don't take me serioulsy "oh, she's saying that because she is unemployed, wait till you get a job". One year before getting married my mom told me that she hopes i would change my mind and even if i'm unemployed i will manage for sure. I managed to get into a study programme and her first thing to say was "and how will you manage financially?"

So well, if i shit out a kid it will all be fine but if i start studying "omg that's money, how will you manage?" *HUGE FACEPALM*

College is a much more useful, interesting, and honorable pursuit than shitting out a kyd!

College is a much more useful, interesting, and honorable pursuit than shitting out a kyd!

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As is being in a good marriage for over 35 years... working for charity... traveling... and enjoying things outside of the closed world of being a moo. To me... most of them seem like they don't live in the real world. Brains are stagnated and they can't seem to do anything that does not involve their kids. Now THAT's Sad!

I agree fully with the last two posts. I'm not belittling anything the two of you wrote, but making sculptures out of belly button lint and toe jam is also a more honorable pursuit than having kids.

I'd rather have my own life instead of making and managing someone else's.

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"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

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I'm finding myself in agreement with all the new posts...and...

My GF and I were invited to a friend of a friend's kyd's first birthday party. This person is a Mormon breeder with crotchfruit between a year old to 11 years old. We said that we are CF, don't like kydz in the first place and don't want to go to a party for a kyd and moo who are Mormon, deficient in brain cells and ugly, whom we never knew much to begin with. Then we were both bingoed in the Kroger parking lot by the moo while we were putting our groceries, beer and wine in the 450SLC and getting ready to go home.

Andria's bingo: "You will never know the love between mother and child! You will change your mind someday, your biological clock is running out of time! What about Chris' family name?". And about 5 minutes of blather about the Mormon church, Mitt Romney, our Coke Zero and our adult beverages. Never mind that MormonMoo was talking to someone who has had a tubal, scoffs at religion, has a profoundly retarded sister, has Fanconi anemia and other severe diseases running in her family, is approaching middle age and hopes Romney ends up irrelevant and untrustworthy like Palin or Dan Quayle.

Chris450SLC's bingo: "It's different when they're yours! "Who will take care of you two in old age?" and "You two will be lonely forever!", along with the family name bullcrap. (never mind that I changed my last name to my neighbor's last name after I graduated high school, have a family full of mentally ill alcoholics and have the same views of religion and Romney). And the same LDS crap. After I was bingo-bombed, I told Andria that we needed to jet, so we left immediately and MormonMoo followed us home until we took a detour through a very bad neighborhood to get home. We will be going to a 21-and-over bar/restaurant instead of this loaf's b-day.

What do you mean this bitch FOLLOWED you?

Got into her S-moo-V and followed our car for about 5 minutes, I took a turn into this bad neighborhood, and we took a very convoluted route home. MormonMoo wanted us to convert and see things her way instead of our way, and was determined to come to our house and finish lecturing us.

Mormons are stalkers. I have a friend that escaped from that cult, but the cult keeps all records of him that they can get a hold of. Every time he moves, a local chapter gets a hold of his new address and comes to harass him into coming back. It isn't just Mormons at the door like they come to everyone's door, they go to him personally armed with all the information that they have gathered on him.

Apparently, it's common practice.
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I'm finding myself in agreement with all the new posts...and...

My GF and I were invited to a friend of a friend's kyd's first birthday party. This person is a Mormon breeder with crotchfruit between a year old to 11 years old. We said that we are CF, don't like kydz in the first place and don't want to go to a party for a kyd and moo who are Mormon, deficient in brain cells and ugly, whom we never knew much to begin with. Then we were both bingoed in the Kroger parking lot by the moo while we were putting our groceries, beer and wine in the 450SLC and getting ready to go home.

Andria's bingo: "You will never know the love between mother and child! You will change your mind someday, your biological clock is running out of time! What about Chris' family name?". And about 5 minutes of blather about the Mormon church, Mitt Romney, our Coke Zero and our adult beverages. Never mind that MormonMoo was talking to someone who has had a tubal, scoffs at religion, has a profoundly retarded sister, has Fanconi anemia and other severe diseases running in her family, is approaching middle age and hopes Romney ends up irrelevant and untrustworthy like Palin or Dan Quayle.

Chris450SLC's bingo: "It's different when they're yours! "Who will take care of you two in old age?" and "You two will be lonely forever!", along with the family name bullcrap. (never mind that I changed my last name to my neighbor's last name after I graduated high school, have a family full of mentally ill alcoholics and have the same views of religion and Romney). And the same LDS crap. After I was bingo-bombed, I told Andria that we needed to jet, so we left immediately and MormonMoo followed us home until we took a detour through a very bad neighborhood to get home. We will be going to a 21-and-over bar/restaurant instead of this loaf's b-day.

What do you mean this bitch FOLLOWED you?

Got into her S-moo-V and followed our car for about 5 minutes, I took a turn into this bad neighborhood, and we took a very convoluted route home. MormonMoo wanted us to convert and see things her way instead of our way, and was determined to come to our house and finish lecturing us.

Mormons are stalkers. I have a friend that escaped from that cult, but the cult keeps all records of him that they can get a hold of. Every time he moves, a local chapter gets a hold of his new address and comes to harass him into coming back. It isn't just Mormons at the door like they come to everyone's door, they go to him personally armed with all the information that they have gathered on him.

Apparently, it's common practice.

Off topic for a moment. This might be common practice but it is also illegal, not to mention creepy as all hell. I hope someone files a police report in these cases.

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One that I get a lot is "but what if you're more financially stable in a few years time and you change your mind...".

aaawww, but I avoid having kids because I want to be financially stable...!
also, do these people really think that, after years of hardworking to reach financial stability, sane, rational, non-boring people will spend their money and time on something as tedious as childbearing?
I'd prefer to spend my money on travelling and botox treatment later, thankyouverymuch.

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dogfish
One that I get a lot is "but what if you're more financially stable in a few years time and you change your mind...".

aaawww, but I avoid having kids because I want to be financially stable...!
also, do these people really think that, after years of hardworking to reach financial stability, sane, rational, non-boring people will spend their money and time on something as tedious as childbearing?
I'd prefer to spend my money on travelling and botox treatment later, thankyouverymuch.

I would rather spend my money on NASCAR races, car shows and video games. Children, schmildren.

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dogfish
One that I get a lot is "but what if you're more financially stable in a few years time and you change your mind...".

aaawww, but I avoid having kids because I want to be financially stable...!
also, do these people really think that, after years of hardworking to reach financial stability, sane, rational, non-boring people will spend their money and time on something as tedious as childbearing?
I'd prefer to spend my money on travelling and botox treatment later, thankyouverymuch.

I would rather spend my money on NASCAR races, car shows and video games. Children, schmildren.

Yeah I would rather spend my money on traveling, shopping, and having nice meals out.

Speaking of meals and cooking, I was just bingoed by a microwave oven!

My sister bought a very expensive over the range microwave that she helped me install (by the way, held only with 2 bolts and a rail, what is Kenmore thinking?). Anyway, I am lifting up this 50 pound appliance and what button is right in my face?
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KIDS
MEALS_

Even when you eat in you can't escape the bingo! I wonder if this is for happy meals?

How many of these placenta brained bingo bints also state, if you happen to say 'I'm going to the theatre/movies/dinner/sports game/museum/travel' etc etc etc 'I can't affffooooord thaaaaa'. and then grin like a possum eating shit.like I'm suppossed to feel sorry. usually I just stare.

two cents ¢¢

CERTIFIED HOSEHEAD!!!

people (especially women) do not give ONE DAMN about what they inflict on children
and I defy anyone to prove me wrong:

The selfish wants of adults outweigh the needs of the child.

If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my pets.

Mankind and its needs (wants) are like unto a black hole. It devours all available resources and it never is full: it merely grows larger and demands more.

Definition of 'wealthy': Anyone who makes more/has more than you do.

Someone pointed out that I'm a realist. And all along I thought I was just a pessimist crossed with a cynic.

Entitlement, thy name is mooooooooooooooo

"Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove
they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen.
Add to this that, many of those who refuse or are unable to prove they are
citizens, will receive free insurance paid for by those who are.""

Politicians are like diapers: both need changing regularly.

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Speaking of meals and cooking, I was just bingoed by a microwave oven!

My sister bought a very expensive over the range microwave that she helped me install (by the way, held only with 2 bolts and a rail, what is Kenmore thinking?). Anyway, I am lifting up this 50 pound appliance and what button is right in my face?
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KIDS
MEALS_

Even when you eat in you can't escape the bingo! I wonder if this is for happy meals?

That button doesn't mean anything anyway, since breeders are feeding toadlers foods and portions a lumberjack could eat at the end of his workday.

It's your hell; you rot in it!

I got bingoed by someone who is a good friend of mine last week. I had been telling her about my string of bad luck with online dating and mentioned how I want to meet someone who is like me and does not want kids. I did not get all militant about it; I just said I have to have a guy who feels the same. She looked at me and smiled then said "Oh, you could change your mind." Go figure that it's not OK for me to know I don't want kids, but she went on about how she might have to adopt (fine), but doesn't want to adopt a special needs child. I guess that's OK.

I had another friend tell me I should be more open-minded about having kids. And yet the more time I spend around kids, the more I'm sure I'm happy they go home to their parents and not to me. I don't think that counts as an official bingo, but close enough, right?

Then my one friend, who has two kids but has been supportive of my choice, told me that even though she goes through hell with her not helpful husband and occasionally misbehaved children, told me that it's worth it and whenever she sees her daughter's smile, everything is right with the world.

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I totally got bingoed by some dood I work with, who should know better than to make certain comments. I don't even know how the subject of kids came up in conversation, but he said, "You say that now," when I said HELL NO, I didn't want any...

And he kept on, saying stuff like, "You'll end up pregnant one day.... (blahblah)," to which I replied, "Yeah, and I know where to get Plan B, and the locations of all clinics within a 50-mile radius of my place of residence. So if I do, it won't be for long. Toldja, not gonna happen."

Why are ppl so persistent with shit like this? It serves no purpose, other than to piss people off who know their own minds, and won't change them, and to make themselves look like assholes.

They are trying to reassure themselves that we will end up just as miserable as they are. Because there is no way in hell that we get to avoid it and they didn't. Even if it is their own fault. They don't seem to see it that way.

My DH was visiting some neighbours today and they were discussing all kinds of stuff, he was mentioning how difficult has the last time been because we are both unemployed and we got no responses from the jobs we applied for, that i intend to start a new study programme bla bla and the immediate question was....so when is the baybee coming?

Seriously??? He just said that we have NO jobs and all they can ask is when i'm going to shit a loaf?

@blackpearl, some people are cuckoo crazee
many people, especially religious nutwings of abrahamic religions, believe that a loaf opens the door to lord's blessing.

it's no joke that I very often hear story about how a man suddenly gets a raise, scholarship, buttload of inheritance money, new house/car, winning lottery, blah blah blah as soon as his wife is inpig... a loaf truly brings a lot of blessing! thus the phrase 'god will provide'
maybe if you get knocked up, your husband will get a job! gee what a logic!

of course they never tell stories of bankrupt parents to be.

@felisdomestica: Actually these neighbours are not religious people. But i think that they don't really take money problems seriously because they have that mindset "hey, we managed with our kids even if we were not rich, so what's your excuse?" They lived in a time when it wasn't that hard to get jobs as a young person and the man was the main breadwinner. And it worked for them.

The god will provide thing is actually welfare will provide. Because here you do get good money if you shit out a kid but the problem is that money is not given to you 18+ years. You get it just for the loaf stage. And then what?

About money miraculously appearing, it's impossible because our families are not rich, and i don't see any employer melting when you beg him/her "pleassseeee give me this job, my wife is inpig!!!"